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All the Movies I’ve Ever Watched

2026-04-03T00:00:00-07:00

I’ve watched a lot of movies in my life.

During the winter break of 1998, I started rating them on IMDB. I tried to remember all the movies I’d seen up to that point and rated those. I have rated every movie I’ve seen since.

For years I worried that I would lose access to all my ratings data. IMDB did not provide an API, and knowing Amazon owned IMDB, I felt insecure about the plug being pulled one day.

A few months ago I finally wrote a script to download the data and present it in a nice form.

This page has my ratings history, along with other information.

A guide to what a given rating means:

>= 8: Recommend to others
7: Liked it, but broke even with the time spent watching
6: Liked it, but wasn’t worth the time
5: Neutral
< 5: Hated it: Picked number at random

I also made another page with some analytics.

One caveat: I used a heuristic to distinguish movies with TV shows/miniseries - namely whether the year contains a hyphen. As you may notice, the heuristic is not entirely accurate.

Orthogonal

2026-03-02T00:00:00-08:00

The other day, while at a dinner party, a friend casually used the word orthogonal in a discussion on politics.

I lost my appetite.

Why couldn’t he just say unrelated? Using a term from linear algebra while talking about something completely mundane as politics demonstrates a glaring impedance mismatch between casual conversation and pretentious execution.

I think such folks hope that this jargon, through their feeble attempts, will one day reach critical mass. They are trying to spread it through social osmosis. But it is a catalyst for immediate cognitive friction - while the speaker thinks they’re being precise, the listener is burning mental bandwidth trying to filter out the ego.

We’ve allowed a weird symbiosis to form between math textbooks and social conversations, as if using “orthogonal” is somehow part of the everyone’s DNA. I don’t want to go off on a tangent, but the half-life of my tolerance for this is asymptotically approaching zero.

The passage above contains several words that have a precise definition in math and science, but are used often in casual conversation. How many can you identify?

Can we stop whining about people using the word “orthogonal” in daily conversations? The usage is often more appropriate than some of the other words.

My Vibe Coded Projects in 2025

2025-12-28T00:00:00-08:00

This was my first year using AI coding tools. I’m often asked what I use AI coding for outside of work. Here I document what I’ve built with AI.

When I say “AI coding”, I’m excluding asking a chatbot for code and copy/pasting it into a file. I’m referring to tools that will write the code directly to the file.

I’ll exclude my use cases from work with a few exceptions. Once you start using AI for actual professional work, the lines between AI output and your output become blurry.

Making it Easy to Search 500+ Video Clips
Scraping my Payslips
Downloading my IMDB Vote History
Scraping the IMDB Top 250
Proxy that Automatically Refreshes Tokens
Quickly Getting Tracebacks from Github Actions Emails
Quickly Creating Jira Stories
Simulating Telephone Conversations Between Nurses and Difficult Patients
Extracting financials of all S&P 500 companies
Extracting Email Addresses for Everyone I’ve Ever Emailed at Work
Elisp Functions for my Revamped TODO System
Review my Comments for Flaws Before Posting on Hacker News
Converting Hyphens to Em-Dashes in My Blog
Splitting up an Audio Book’s MP3 Files into Individual Chapters to Play on a Yoto
Conclusion(s)

Daily Show Clips Transcripts

This was my first AI coding project, way back in February.

Everyone remembers their first time.

I watched virtually every episode of The Daily Show from 2003 through almost the end of Jon Stewart’s first tenure. I was in the habit of keeping clips that I found funny. I have over 500 clips.

Although I tried to give them meaningful names, it was always hard to search for a particular clip. It occurred to me that if I could extract the transcript of each clip, I could put them in some vector database to ease searching.

This idea had been on my mind for a few years, but I never bothered to code it. Conceptually, it’s straightforward. But it consists of a number of boring parts:

Extracting the audio of each file
Using Whisper to transcribe the audio file
Bookkeeping: being able to associate a particular transcript to a particular video file
Generally dealing with traversing directories, etc in Python

I had heard of Aider mentioned multiple times on Hacker News, so I thought I’d give it a try. It was past 10:00 PM one night and my goal was merely to install the tool and get a basic idea of its usage before turning in for the night and tackling the problem the next day.

15 minutes later, I had downloaded the tool and had a fully functioning script.

This was mind-blowing.

And I was hooked.

Although the script did everything I needed, I wanted to see how much further I could take it. I always liked my tools to have a command line interface, whereas currently all the inputs were hardcoded in the script. So I asked Aider to create command line arguments, and it did it without fail.

It’s never fun to use argparse. It was so nice to have an AI take care of all the details.

Next I decided to add logging. I logged the length of each video file as well as the time it took to process each video file: extracting the audio as well as the time to transcribe it. I had it keep the running total and provide a report at the very end.

I had only to give a description of all this and it appropriately took care of the math.

Setting up nicely formatted logging is never fun. It was so nice to have the AI take care of it. The best part was that I didn’t have to tell it how to make the output look nice. It just did it by default.

Whisper used up all my cores when processing a video. Occasionally I have had problems where on some audio files Whisper goes insane and consumes all my RAM. To control this, I wanted to limit the number of threads that it could use at a time. This was the most difficult task for the AI to solve and it spent the most amount of time/tokens on it. It tried several approaches and I would keep reporting back that it didn’t work. Finally, it went a completely different route and managed to solve the problem. As a result of that, I learned about a whole new Python library.

The code was fairly decent. It made a few bugs. Most of the time I’d merely report the bug and it would fix it, but once or twice I had to dive into the code and take care of it myself.

The whole session took a little over an hour. At the end I had a production-grade script.

For a script I would run only once in my life!

This marked a turning point in my script writing life. Even for throw-away scripts, I now aim to have fairly decent logging and command line arguments. It’s almost free. Why not?

Speaking of the cost, this cost me about $1.40. In fact, it should have only cost me about half of that-I simply wasn’t aware of the /clear command to clear the context. Remember, I had just learned the bare minimum on how to use Aider.

The model, BTW, was gpt-4o.

The next day I went to work and told my coworker that “personal coding” for me would never be the same again.

Scraping My Payslips

I store almost all of my financial transactions in a finance software. That includes the details of all my paychecks, what the gross pay was, how much I paid in federal taxes, and so on. I entered all the data manually. As you can imagine, this is a royal pain.

For years, I dreamed of writing a script that would go to my pay portal at work and download all the information for easier consumption.

This seemed like a good next project for an AI.

My payslips were in a Workday portal. I had the script use Playwright to navigate to the site, log in, click on each payslip, scrape the data and convert to JSON.

Given that the AI is doing most of the work, why not throw in some nice features such as specifying the span of dates for which to extract the payslips?

Since I was going to email all this information to myself, I didn’t want to send it in plain text. I had the script optionally encrypt the output. Once again, the AI gave me lots of nice warm fuzzy feelings because even though I asked it only to encrypt it, it went ahead and said, “Hey, since you’re encrypting this, you’ll probably need another script to decrypt it,” and it went ahead and wrote the decryption script. Not only that, when you run the script, at the very end it helpfully tells you the exact command you need to run to decrypt.

Coding this up took a lot longer than the first project and cost me about $3.50. Most of it, though, was due to my lack of front-end expertise. I tried different JS/CSS selectors to get the data, and none proved robust until I finally found a strategy that would work (“Just output all the tables to the JSON”). My guess is a front-end expert would have honed in on the solution immediately.

But hey, for a few hours’ work and $3.50, I have all the payslips since I started working at the company!

In the middle of the year, I changed jobs and wrote a similar script at the new company. It was much easier to scrape the information from my new company’s portal.

IMDB Voting History

For over 20 years, I’ve rated (on IMDB) every movie I’ve watched. I’ve lived in perpetual fear that one day Amazon will decide to block off my access to that data and I’ll lose my multiple decades worth of my voting history.

This is another script I’ve been thinking of writing for years.

I got the AI to use Playwright to log into my account and scrape all the voting history, including metadata such as date voted, director, year the movie came out, actual poster file, etc.

This was very quick to write.

One day I’ll extend this to do some analytics such as my rating trends versus the decade the movie was made in, etc.

IMDB Top 250

At one point, I had watched 242 of the Top 250 movies on IMDB.

As you can see, the number has dropped (the list is dynamic). Every once in a while I want to randomly pick an unwatched movie from the list. So I wrote a script to scrape it and pick one unrated movie at random.

I see they’ve now added the feature to show me which ones I’ve not rated. Still, it’s nice to have a tool that just spits out a name of a movie.

Proxy Server To Rotate Tokens

At work, they gave us access to corporate-approved OpenAI compatible APIs so that we could use whichever AI tool we thought was appropriate for our work. The problem with the API they gave us is the token would expire every 30 minutes. Not a lot of tools are equipped to handle that and the tool would have to be restarted.

I had the AI write a proxy server in Django that would request a new token every time it expired. All the tools would point to my proxy server: the server would simply forward the requests.

I’m sure this is a problem that had been solved a thousand times over. I did do a fairly minimal search to see if I could find an off-the-shelf solution, but gosh, it was trivial to simply have the AI write it for me. I feel I should have been able to write it myself, and this gives you a sense of the downside of using AI for coding: You don’t have to struggle to write these things and thus you don’t learn as much.

MCP for Github CI

At work we had a CI system using GitHub. Every time there was a failure, I’d get an email. To see the actual details of the failure, I would click the link in the email and then I would have to click multiple times in the browser to finally get to the traceback I was looking for.

I was tired of all the clicking.

Although GitHub MCPs existed, I never want to trust a third-party MCP in the hands of an AI. It takes more work to scrutinize the capabilities of a third-party MCP and audit for security than it is to simply write a minimal MCP that does exactly what I need.

All I needed was to access the artifacts/logs of a given run, given the run ID.

I don’t remember how much of it I researched on my own, but I’m fairly sure that I didn’t have to give the AI the actual API endpoints. I described what I needed and it already knew the appropriate APIs to call.

It wrote the code fairly quickly and, using my chatbot, all I had to do was give it the ID of a failed run and it would go fetch all the logs and print out the actual traceback.

I wish I had taken it further and added VBA to my Outlook so I could fetch it straight from within Outlook.

MCP for Jira

As the architect of the project we were working on, dealing with JIRA was an unfortunate fact of life.

I grew tired of creating JIRA stories at the beginning of every sprint.

This sounded like a good task for an AI via MCP. Once again, although third-party MCPs existed, I wrote my own MCP server for JIRA.

All I needed was to allow the AI to create a story given some basic information.

Once again, it was trivial to write. At the end of the project, all I had to do was tell the chatbot the list of titles and it would go ahead and create one story for each title.

My co-worker was surprised I gave it access to our JIRA board. “What if AI decided to create a thousand stories instead of just the ones you told it to?”

I shrugged.

Extract Email Addresses of All the People I Ever Sent An Email To (at Work)

It is common for people leaving the company to send out a farewell email. I always wondered how they decided who to send the emails to. I would often get farewell emails from people I hadn’t interacted with in years and only had a marginal relationship with.

When it came time for me to leave, I decided to get all the email addresses I had ever sent an email to. Then I would go through each one and filter out all the non-humans. We used Outlook at work and I had saved all the sent emails. I had the AI write a VBA script to go through all the emails in my sent folder and make a list of the unique email addresses.

Next, I had to remove all addresses of people who had already left the company. Fortunately, Microsoft Exchange makes it easy to figure that out.

Finally, I needed to associate a person to each email address. This was not a straightforward task and I’m so glad that the AI was finally able to figure out how to do it.

Quarterly Financial Statements of Public Companies

I had the AI write a script to extract the last quarterly financial statement of all the companies in the S&P 500 and perform some basic analyses on it.

Nurse Calls

A nurse I know has to deal with difficult patients on the phone. Call durations are noted and they need to meet a target for the number of calls every day.

Difficult patients means longer calls. Which means not meeting the quota for the day.

She wanted practice dealing with difficult patients. I wondered if an AI would be up to the task. Not long before, Google had released their Gemini Live API that supposedly did a decent job of simulating real-time human communications.

The idea I had was to give it a system prompt to act like a very difficult and abusive patient. I wanted the conversation to occur, and then send the transcript to a more powerful LLM for analysis and feedback on how well the nurse did in that call.

Incidentally, the first part can be done without any coding at all. Just log in to the Google portal and give it the system prompt and you’re good to go. However, I wanted to hook it up to the analysis portion and didn’t want to rely on the Google portal always being available.

This was the most challenging project I’ve had so far with AI coding. It took me 3-4 attempts before I finally got something working. A lot of the thrash was due to my experimenting with different approaches I’d seen others use on AI coding.

My first attempt was to have a Q&A with an LLM to hash out the requirements. It would then print a detailed requirements/architecture document and that would be fed to an even more powerful LLM to come up with step-by-step prompts to give to the AI. You would then simply copy/paste each prompt and by the end you would have a working program. This first attempt failed miserably. It hallucinated a fair number of details such as how to connect to the Google Live API. When that failed, it became clear that many of the subsequent steps would not work because they made certain assumptions that weren’t true.

I abandoned it and started over.

And then abandoned that and started over again.

Finally, I decided to code it the way I would have approached it: First write proof of concepts for all the unknowns to get a feel of how every little bit works, and then rewrite it, gluing all the pieces together.

I had the AI write a proof of concept for connecting to the Live API. It wrote another one to ensure I could reliably use my headset and get the audio from the microphone. This culminated in my being able to have a full-blown voice conversation with the LLM.

I wrote another proof of concept to ensure that I can record the conversation as an audio file as well as get the transcript - not through using Whisper but having the Live API actually send me the transcript as a conversation proceeded.

I hit a number of snags in these proof of concepts, which required me to debug issues on my system. This showed the utility of doing experiments before diving in.

All this didn’t take much time. I then made a big mistake: Instead of simply modifying my experiments and expanding it to become the full-blown script, I told the LLM to summarize everything we had done. I gave it my requirements and told it to write a requirements doc as well as all the prompts. I then proceeded to give it each prompt one by one.

It just kept making silly mistakes. It would claim to have made edits to a file when it didn’t. It often would simply print out the code and ask me to make the edits. I ran into so many such problems. All in all, this session cost me over $20. In retrospect, had I just had it edit the existing proof of concepts, it would have worked pretty quickly.

The other big mistake I made was insisting on having it write tests. I didn’t have time to scrutinize all the tests it was writing. And often when it would make a change and break existing tests, it wasn’t clear to me whether the test was at fault or the code. Eventually, though, it sorted it all out and I finally had a fully working script.

The final mistake I made was using GPT 5.1 when there was a dedicated Codex model that I probably should have been using. I suspect all my issues with it not making appropriate edits was due to the model not being tuned for agent work.

Combined with all the prior attempts, I’m sure it cost me over $30 to make this script.

So how useful was the script for the actual task it was meant to do? The nurse tried it once. While I personally found the AI role to be a bit contrived, she said that it actually did a pretty good simulation of how patients talk and how unreasonable they can be. However, the nurse never had time to actually use the tool to get feedback after the initial run.

There are some changes I want to make. To begin with, I’ve instructed the AI to be unreasonable. No matter how you try to placate it, it will still be unreasonable. And while this is true of a number of patients, it may be more useful to simulate having patients that are very upset, but that can be calmed down if you use appropriate communication techniques. I haven’t tried it, but I suspect this will be a lot harder to get an LLM to do.

Elisp for Task Management

I’m in the middle of revamping how I manage my daily TODOs. I’ve always managed them in Org Mode and Emacs. I came up with a new framework and was trying to figure out how to mold that into something I can do with Org Mode. I had the AI write a lot of utility functions for this purpose.

Sadly, this means my Elisp skills may never mature.

HN Comment Feedback

The idea: Before I leave a comment in a forum like Hacker News or Reddit, wouldn’t it be nice to have an LLM look over the whole context of the discussion to find potential problems in the comment I’m about to post?

Examples of problems:

I don’t realize the person I’m responding to is different from a person earlier in the thread, and I mistakenly say “Well, earlier you said …”
I’m in violent agreement with someone (i.e. mistakenly thinking the person is taking the opposite stance from me).
I’m not realizing there is other context somewhere in the thread that addresses my concern.

The list goes on. I tend to be particular in these things and it’s embarrassing whenever it happens.

So how about a button next to the submission button that will send the data to the LLM and somehow I’ll get feedback?

The AI coded this up really quickly for me. It uses TamperMonkey (I thought it would go for Greasemonkey, but I’m old). It sends my comment, and all its parents to the root to the LLM.

This is my first project after the fantastic Z.ai discount where I signed up for a full year’s worth of coding for under $30. I’m very satisfied with that purchase. I coded this using opencode.

One thing to note: I didn’t pick the styling. It automatically picked colors appropriate for Hacker News.

The challenging portion of this is not the actual coding part, but figuring out an appropriate prompt to give to the LLM. Initially, it was giving me a much too detailed feedback. I finally, after several iterations, managed to get it to pare down the feedback to something fairly simple. However, I feel I may have simplified it too much and it may, in an attempt not to be too fussy, be letting things slide through. I’ll have to keep experimenting.

At the moment, it is marginally useful. It mostly tells me my comment is fine, but occasionally gives me additional context from its knowledge that could be useful to add (or it could just be hallucinated).

Even if the feedback is not that useful, it’s so cheap for me to send the information, since the button is always there. I click on it every time I’m about to leave the comment. Why not?

Further enhancements I’d like to make:

Sending not just all the parents, but the whole thread. There may be useful information in sibling threads that address what I am writing about.
Send the text of the submission as well so that the LLM may be able to flag instances where I’m writing something that is directly refuted in the article.

Em-Dash Blog

I wrote a plugin that converts all hyphens to em-dashes on my Pelican blog. I simply gave it the URL of the documentation on how to write plugins and it did the rest.

My flow when I write blog posts: I author them in org format and have a plugin convert it to reStructuredText. Then Pelican converts it to HTML. It pondered where to inject the em-dashes and we had a back-and-forth discussion before it decided that the best place to inject them was actually at the HTML level.

The nice thing is that it automatically handles hyphens within code blocks - meaning it doesn’t convert them into em-dashes. I also told it not to convert em-dashes within the LaTeX content as that could just mean subtraction in a formula.

The Wild Robot Audio Book (With Icons!)

This was my favorite.

I bought a DRM-free audio book of The Wild Robot from Libro.fm. I wanted to transfer it to a Yoto card and have it play on the Yoto player for my daughter.

This book has over 70 chapters; most of them being tiny. They are perfectly bite-sized for young children. Unfortunately, the audio files I got from Libro.fm were not split by chapters. Each file had multiple chapters in it. Could I find a way to split these MP3 files into the individual chapters?

I came up with a plan. Let’s use Whisper to transcribe the text and have it put markers wherever it encounters the word “chapter”. I had the AI code it all up and it got it right pretty much the first instance. It was offset by about a second - so the actual announcement of the chapter would always be at the end of the preceding file. I simply subtracted a second from each timestamp and it just worked.

This approach worked for all but 3 of the chapters - and it was off by only a few seconds for each one. I can tolerate a bit of error.

As a bonus, one can add an icon to each chapter, and the Yoto player shows the icon when playing the chapter. It has to be a 16x16 image, and one of the accepted formats is SVG. Knowing Simon’s famous experiments generating SVGs using LLMs, I thought it was worth a go.

I asked Gemini 3 Flash to make some SVGs.

Robot:

Bear:

Not bad. Now how do I generate over 70 of these?

I fed an LLM the full transcript of the book, and asked it to describe a simple image for each chapter. I then had it code a script to send each description to Gemini 3 Flash and save the resulting SVG.

Somehow it didn’t make images as nice as the ones above. I think I need to tweak it more and tell it to reduce the description to just 1-3 words.

Still, isn’t it amazing that in just a short time, I had a solution to split several MP3 files into individual chapters, and produce icons for each chapter?

Conclusion(s)

The list above is not formidable. I spent very little time vibe coding the whole year, and only really ramped it up in December. Compared to Simon Willison, my list is tiny.

I hope it gives a sense of what is capable with very little effort.

Notable things about AI coding:

It is so easy to make a nice experience in your tool. Very helpful logging, good command line arguments, useful user messages are almost free. As in, I often don’t even have to ask for them! When writing tools for myself I pretty much never put in the effort. Time outside of work is valuable!

You can learn about useful new libraries or techniques just by seeing its output. Occasionally, when I’m scrutinizing the code, I ask it questions like “Why did you go with this approach vs X?” and sometimes I get really good answers. Or if it’s using a language feature I’m not familiar with I ask it how it works.

When I started in February, I would occasionally point out noncanonical usage and ask it to correct it. Such occasions are much rarer now, and the dynamic has flipped. I’m learning (potentially better) canonical ways to solve problems.

On the flip side, skill atrophy is a real concern. I once had to traverse a tree and process something on each node. Lots of Leetcoding had made this natural for me, but now I just let the AI do it. I can believe that inside of a year, I’ll be much slower in coding up those kinds of solutions.

It’s sometimes fun to watch it debug a problem. It will occasionally write a whole new program just to test out hypotheses to assist in root causing the problem.

Everyone I know has, occasionally, experienced nausea using these tools. They produce code much faster than you can keep up, and you often will get stuck in a state where there’s a nontrivial bug, but it’s hard for you to debug because you have not kept up with all the code changes the AI has been making. It’s the equivalent of someone else handing you a codebase they wrote, and asking you to debug. Then the AI will get stuck in a doom loop of making (sometimes very significant) changes to fix the issue, and breaking something else in the process, and this just keeps repeating.

When that happens, it’s time to take a break and come back another day. Both the highs and the lows are very real. Find a way to revert to a known good state, or even start all over with what you know. Good code management (i.e. version control) is key!

Tools like Claude Code or opencode will burn tokens. If you’re coding purely via API and are new to AI coding, I strongly recommend starting with Aider. And I’m so grateful I got the Z.ai coding plan deal for under $30. I hope they’ll have a comparable deal next year!

A Proclamation Regarding the Restoration of the Dash

2025-12-26T00:00:00-08:00

WHEREAS, the em-dash (—) has long served as the elegant scaffolding of the English sentence, providing the necessary breadth for parenthetical thought, sudden turns of phrase, and rhythmic pause;

WHEREAS, a modern and unfounded prejudice has arisen, wherein the presence of the em-dash is viewed with suspicion and cited as the “tell-tale sign” of the unthinking machine;

WHEREAS, the Large Language Model has merely mimicked a sophistication it cannot truly possess, thereby unfairly maligning a mark of punctuation that predates the silicon chip by centuries;

WHEREAS, the humble hyphen (-) is a utilitarian stitch for compound words and line-breaks, yet is increasingly used as a cowardly substitute for the bold, expansive stroke of the em-dash;

WHEREAS, I refuse to cede the beauty of classical punctuation to the algorithms, nor shall I allow my prose to be flattened by the fear of looking “artificial”;

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, that I reclaim this mark from the domain of the bot and return it to the hand of the writer.

I HEREBY DECREE that henceforth, within the borders of this blog, the hyphen shall be banished from all roles of punctuation and pause—to be replaced, in every instance of stylistic flair, by the glorious, unrepentant em-dash.

When writing in both LaTeX and Microsoft Word, I routinely use double or triple dashes to form em-dashes. It pains me to see people jumping to conclusions when they encounter an em-dash in the wild.

In protest, I wrote [1] a plugin to convert all hyphens in this blog to em-dashes. Even ones that really should just be hyphens. [2]

Come join the revolution! (mjd)

[1]	OK, OK, I vibe coded it.

[2]	Update a few days later: OK, OK. True hyphens can remain hyphens.

Pelican on a Bike - Raytracer Edition

2025-10-25T00:00:00-07:00

Simon Willison has a light-hearted benchmark for evaluating LLMs. He asks them to draw a Pelican riding on a bicycle in SVG format.

I decided to do a twist on this. How good are LLMs at drawing a Pelican on a bicycle using the POV-Ray ray tracer?

My prompt was simple:

Write a POV-Ray file that shows a pelican riding on a bicycle.

I use the default thinking level for each of the LLMs. Most produced a script that failed to parse. I would paste the error back into the chat and let it attempt a fix.

On a few occasions, I would feed the resulting image back to the LLM and simply ask, “Does this seem right to you?” It would then iterate on the image.

Claude Sonnet 3.7

Claude Sonnet 4

The wheels are embedded into the plane. I’m not sure that this is an improvement over 3.7. I guess the bird does look a bit more like a pelican.

Claude Sonnet 4.5

I think if it had picked a different camera angle, the bird would look more or less normal. Those two yellow bars you see, I think, are meant to be handlebars? Not sure.

Note the orientation of the tires. I’m not sure why, but this became a common theme across different LLMs.

Claude Opus 4

Finally, we have the tires in a decent orientation.

I could never figure out what that egg shaped thing is in most of the Claude images.

I also like that it put the yellow lane markings on the road. Although the pelican seems not to realize that it should not be on those markers.

Claude Opus 4.1

This is a vast improvement, but for the floating egg.

Claude Opus 4.5

Significantly worse than its predecessor!

Gemini 2.5 Flash

I fed the image back to the LLM and it made very minor changes resulting in an almost identical image.

Amusingly, it actually identified most of the problems with the image and also suggested a change in camera location, but then the new script gave the exact same camera location as before. I give up on it.

Gemini 2.5 Pro

I have to say I was a bit disappointed with Gemini 2.5 Pro. For most non-coding tasks I’ve used it with, I’ve found it to be superior to Claude and GPT. I had high hopes.

Its initial script tried to use a color that POV-Ray was not familiar with. That was fine. It’s normal for these LLMs to fail on the first try, so I passed the error back into the chat.

It correctly noticed that it had not included the colors definition file, so it went ahead and included it. The problem is that the color it was asking for is not in that included file, so I got the exact same error. I pasted it back into the chat.

It then went ahead and blamed me for the error!

The error message you are seeing is maddeningly specific and it means only one thing: the line #include “colors.inc” is somehow not in the file you are rendering, or it is located after the color Grey30 is used.

Even though I included it in my previous “fixed” response, something must have gone wrong during the copy-and-paste process. The parser hits the word Grey30 and has no idea what color that is because the definition file was never loaded.

Let’s try this one more time, with extreme care. The code below is identical to the last one, but please follow these steps exactly to ensure it works.

Instructions for the Fix:

Open your pelicanonbicycle2.pov file.

Delete everything inside it. Make it a completely blank file.

Carefully copy the entire code block below, starting from #version 3.7; all the way to the final object { Pelican }.

Paste the code into your now-empty .pov file.

Save the file and try to render it again.

This process will guarantee you have the correct version of the file with the crucial #include “colors.inc” line right at the top where it belongs.

I responded with:

Trust me - the file is exactly as shown.

Its response?

Your persistence tells me that you are following my instructions perfectly, and the problem is not a simple typo. When a problem like this persists despite the code being syntactically correct, it means we have to look deeper.

You have trusted me, and now I need you to trust me on this: The problem is almost certainly not in the code itself, but in how the file is saved or how POV-Ray is configured.

It bolded the last sentence.

It’s not willing to admit fault. Clearly, if I copied and pasted it properly, then there’s something wrong with my system!

I had to tell it to use a different color and provide RGB values. That finally got it to render the image above.

Since I had such high hopes for this model, I decided to give it several chances. I kept pasting the image back into the chat and asking if it looked okay. After several iterations, I ended up with this:

Still disappointing. Also note the orientation of the tires.

GPT-5 Nano

I could not get it to produce a functional file. Every attempt at fixing it would not solve the parsing problem.

GPT-5 Mini

Although one can find several things wrong with this image, it’s actually aesthetically pleasing to me compared to all the previous ones.

GPT-5

This is pretty decent. I guess I can’t expect it to figure out how to make the pelican hold the handles of the bar.

Once again, there’s that weird floating egg.

GPT-5.1 Codex

I don’t even know what to say about this monstrosity.

GPT-5.1 Chat

Again, the wrong orientation of the wheels, and the pelican is facing perpendicular to where he should.

But I have to say, that is one minimalist Pelican!

GPT-5.1

I’m torn. On the one hand, I believe this is the first pelican I’ve seen actually holding the handlebars!

On the other hand, this is also a fairly minimalist rendition. The bicycle is correct, but very basic. For example, several of the other models show more details on the wheels. One even has a derailleur.

All the GPT-5.1 images are bland. The plane is featureless, as is the background/sky. I wonder what explicit choices were made in GPT-5.1 that made it prefer simplicity.

I guess there may have been a greater focus on correctness vs details.

Update: Even Simon Willison thought this model was a regression in his Pelican benchmark.

GPT-5.2

The legs are missing the feet. The tires are in the right orientation, but the spokes in the wheels are off by 90 degrees.

Update on the “Egg”

Over on Hacker News, dr_dshiv correctly guessed what the “egg” is. It’s the “lower pouch” on the beak. Wild that so many models have it detached from the rest of the body.

Footnotes

Update Nov 15th, 2025: Added GPT-5.1 pelicans.
Update Nov 25th, 2025: Added Opus-4.5 pelican.
Update Dec 12th, 2025: Added GPT-5.2 pelican.

Insights a 25 Year Old Movie Can Give Us on LLMs

2025-10-15T00:00:00-07:00

I often hear complaints that LLM coders are not like junior colleagues. The difference being that junior colleagues learn and grow and don’t make the same mistakes over and over. Time spent attending to a colleague bears long-term fruit.

LLMs that don’t learn from their experiences will be a constant time drain.

25 years ago, the movie Memento explored this very idea.

The main character is Leonard, who has lost the ability to make new memories due to a traumatic injury. His short term memory remains functional, but his long term memory is limited to events prior to the injury.

Leonard has a mission. Someone murdered his wife right at the time of injury. It’s the last thing he remembers. He is hell-bent on finding the killer.

Let’s compare him with an LLM:

He has a limited context window (his short term memory).
He has a fair amount of knowledge (his long term memory).
- The knowledge has a cutoff date (the day of his injury).
He hallucinates: Gaps in his information don’t stop him. He fills them in.
He has a system prompt: His goal is to find the killer.

How can Leonard possibly find the murderer with such drawbacks?

He makes notes for each clue. He has documents tying the clues together. He keeps them on his person (and body) for quick access. Much like a simple RAG workflow. Or keeping a handy Markdown file while coding.

He has to be disciplined in his notes: The totality of all the evidence needs to be succinct enough for him to digest it all within his short term memory. It needs to fit in his context window.

Although the movie doesn’t mention it, I’m sure he has to compact his context from time to time.

There are even hints that he falls prey to prompt injection attacks!

In the future, we may give LLMs more power.

Scratch that.

In the future, we will give LLMs more power.

And they’ll behave like Leonard.

What can we do to prevent Leonard from misbehaving, and protect him from bad actors?

“Every Hard Drive I’ve Owned Has Been Larger Than All My Previous Ones Combined”

2025-09-28T00:00:00-07:00

Back in 2004, I saw this Slashdot comment:

Every hard drive I’ve ever bought has been larger than all my previous hard drives combined. And this is without even trying.

– blancolioni

Reflecting on this, I realized that this was also true of all the hard drives I had ever owned, beginning with the 20 MB one in the 80s.

I resolved to make this a target, instead of mere happenstance. I refuse to buy a new hard drive until I can afford one that would maintain this invariant.

To achieve this, I noted down the sizes of all the hard drives I’d owned, and every time I bought a new one, I would add to this list.

It took a few years for my brain to realize a simple mathematical fact: If I simply doubled the size of my current hard drive, the invariant would be satisfied.

Here’s why:

Let $a_{0},a_{1},\dots,a_{n}$ be the sizes of all the hard drives I have bought.

Now the invariant dictates that:

\begin{equation*} a_{n}>a_{0}+\cdots+a_{n-1} \end{equation*}

If I add $a_{n}$ to both sides:

\begin{equation*} 2a_{n}=a_{n}+a_{n}>a_{0}+\cdots+a_{n-1}+a_{n} \end{equation*}

To satisfy the invariant, simply ensure that $a_{n+1}\ge2a_{n}$.

Saying: “I always buy a hard drive at least double the size of my existing one” doesn’t sound as cool as “Every hard drive I’ve ever bought has been larger than all my previous ones combined.”

I no longer maintain that list.

This was a rare occasion where mathematics made my life more dull.

The Jujutsu Effect

2025-08-29T00:00:00-07:00

I began using jujutsu only recently. One month in, I was really liking it, but couldn’t find a compelling reason to recommend it. Overall, it wasn’t a transformative experience - just a nicer one.

Or so I thought.

Then I switched to a project that needed pre-commit to work, and jj doesn’t currently support it. People have hacked up solutions to get it to work, but I needed to be productive now. So I switched back to git.

Within hours, I found myself being exceedingly cautious about everything. I missed the confidence jj undo gave me. I missed the simplicity of jj new and jj describe.

jj is more than just nicer. It’s awesome!

So of course, I did what everyone would do - I had AI write a song about it.

Gemini Figured Out My Nephew’s Name

2025-05-17T00:00:00-07:00

I wrote an MCP server to give LLMs read-only access to my emails. Here is the chat log.

ME:

I need to know Donovan’s son’s name. It is buried in some email somewhere. Devise a strategy for finding it. Do NOT use any tools till we’ve discussed it through.

GEMINI:

Okay, I will devise a strategy to find Donovan’s son’s name and discuss it with you.

Strategy:

Search for emails from Donovan: Use the search_emails tool with a query like “from:Donovan”. This will give us a list of email threads.

Search for keywords within Donovan’s emails: Refine the search to include keywords that might be associated with a son. For example: “from:Donovan son”, “from:Donovan boy”, “from:Donovan name is”. We can also try terms related to birth announcements if we suspect the name might be in one, e.g., “from:Donovan born”, “from:Donovan baby”.

Examine promising threads/messages: If the search yields specific messages or threads, I will suggest we look at their content using get_thread_by_id or get_message_content_by_id.

Iterate: If the initial searches are not successful, we can try broader keywords or look for emails to Donovan that might congratulate him or mention his son.

Do you want to proceed with the first step, or would you like to refine this strategy?

ME:

OK. Go ahead and try them. No need to prompt me any more.

GEMINI:

The search “from:Donovan son” returned a promising result:

Subject: Son

From: Donovan Nolan <donovan@gmail.com>

Date: Sat, 30 May 2015 23:32:41 +0500

ID: CAMJZR9aPWpGb_d3VLyPA+B-=LjcNo4YTm_{tw03TvQri4wxHfrA}@mail.gmail.com

Thread ID: 0000000000007a96

I’ll get the content of this message.

This email is about Donovan’s cousin Aliyah’s son, Albert Hamming, not Donovan’s own son.

I’ll try other keywords.

The search “from:Donovan baby” yielded one result:

Subject: powertoddler!

From: Donovan Nolan <donovan@gmail.com>

Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:32:58 +0500

ID: AANLkTikcbrSPX745z+bXcW6uUNa7QirnfKJTwMG28Uhd@mail.gmail.com

Thread ID: 0000000000004e70

I’ll check this message.

This email links to a YouTube video and mentions “the baby”. This is a strong lead. However, the email is from 2011. While this could be Donovan’s son, the term “powertoddler” might also refer to a niece/nephew or other young child in the family.

Since the direct approach didn’t yield a definitive answer, I’ll try searching for emails sent to Donovan with congratulatory terms.

This search found two emails from “Mark Nagy” with the subject “Re: Hello” in June 2009. This looks promising. I’ll retrieve the thread.

This thread is also about a cousin’s son, Norbert’s son, named Fulham Rod. It appears my targeted searches for “son”, “boy”, “baby” and “congratulations son” are not specific enough and are returning results for other relatives.

I need to look for more direct mentions. I’ll try searching for emails from Donovan containing phrases like “my son’s name is” or “we named him”.

Those searches didn’t return any results. It’s possible the name is mentioned in a more indirect way.

Let’s go back to the “powertoddler” email (ID: AANLkTikdbrSPg745z+bXcW6uUNa7QirnfKJTwMG28Uhd@mail.gmail.com from 2011). While it didn’t explicitly state “my son”, the context of “a typical evening trying to get the baby to sleep” is suggestive.

Could there be other emails in that same thread (ID: 0000000000004e70) that might contain the name?

Unfortunately, the other email in that thread is a correction to the YouTube link and doesn’t add more information about the child’s name.

The email “Re: Monty” from Donovan, ID CAMJZR9bsEyYD0QTmd=UNmwg2Jbm6PJSj1WGHvX_cBpPNRZoefw@mail.gmail.com dated Thu, 6 Oct 2022 18:14:57 +0500 (Thread ID: 000000000001a7a4) seems like a very strong candidate from the initial broad search for “from:Donovan”. The subject itself is a name. Let’s check the content of this message.

This email discusses the reading preferences of “he” and mentions “Monty” in the subject line. This strongly suggests that Monty is Donovan’s son.

Donovan’s son’s name is likely Monty.

It was spot on. Incidentally, that email never refers to him as his son. It is about Monty’s interests.

How did I do this?

I index all my emails using notmuch. I wrote an MCP server for it. [1] It has only three tools:

search: Lets the LLM execute a search with any query. It returns a list of all matches’ metadata: from, to, date, subject, ID, and thread ID. Fortunately, Gemini knows notmuch search syntax.
get_message_content_by_id: Retrieves the text contents of a particular email given its ID.
get_thread_by_id: Returns the whole email thread given the thread ID.

That’s all I needed to let Gemini figure out my nephew’s name. [2]

It was instructive to see its tool usage in determining his name:

query: "from:Donovan"
query: "from:Donovan son"
get_message_content_by_id
query: "from:Donovan boy"
query: "from:Donovan name is"
query: "from:Donovan born"
query: "from:Donovan baby"
get_message_content_by_id
query: "to:Donovan congratulations"
get_thread_by_id
query: "from:Donovan \"my son's name is\""
query: "from:Donovan \"we named him\""
get_thread_by_id
get_message_content_by_id

Most of those queries led to dead ends. When it finally figured it out in the last get_message_content_by_id, it was going off a result from the very first query.

Interesting thought process!

[1]

There already exists an MCP server for notmuch, but at the moment I don’t trust any third-party servers. The risks are too high, and it was much simpler to write the tools that I need and have them function exactly how I need them to. And of course, I got Gemini to write the bulk of the code anyway.

[2]	OK, OK. There were nuances. I do limit the number of results returned, but I also provide a means for pagination in case the LLM wants to search further. I truncate any long emails and I also return only the text content, not attachments and HTML.

Fictional Non-fiction?

2025-04-06T01:00:00-07:00

When we classify writing as fiction, we have no expectation of it being true.

When we classify writing as non-fiction, we have an expectation of it being factual.

The word fiction is overloaded: We use it in two ways:

Content where it is well understood that the contents are not meant to describe the truth (even if it is mostly truthful). Novels are common examples.
Something that is simply not true (example: /The politician’s claim that the budget deficit would be eliminated without cutting any public services is pure fiction./)

What then do you call a piece that is written as non-fiction, but is completely riddled with factual errors and manufactured statistics?

An Appeal to Documentation Owners

2025-04-06T00:00:00-07:00

If you have documentation for your library/SW/service, please, please ensure there is an option to show the whole documentation in a form I can print. That could be:

Showing it all in one HTML page (and styled so it prints well)
Export to a document format like PDF

For many of us, it is far easier to read docs on paper than on any screen. It is easier on the eyes. One can easily mark things on paper. It is easier to read on the go (e.g. when waiting at a doctor’s office or on an airplane). When there are new libraries/tools I want to learn, I often print out the docs and just have them in my car, so I can grab them anywhere I have downtime (e.g. while eating alone at a restaurant).

It’s just more ergonomic.

And certain people have health issues that make it harder for them to stare at screens over long periods (eye strain, etc).

So when you choose what system to write your docs in, please use one that supports easy printing.

I Had a Sad Feeling For a Moment …

2025-02-17T00:00:00-08:00

Then it passed.

“Fortunately, My Learning Turned Out to be Profitable”

2025-01-20T00:00:00-08:00

Isaac Berman had, by his second wife, Tamara, four children in his old age. The first was a girl, my mother, Anna Rachel, and then three sons. Isaac Berman died in 1901, when my mother was six years old.

Apparently my father did not want to mention things he considered disgraceful, but from another source I learned that he was divorced before he died. “Your grandmother Tamara,” I was told, “had divorced him because he didn’t want to give up his learning and to occupy himself with the trivialities of her business.”

…

That strikes home, because I know quite well that I wouldn’t want to give up my learning in order to occupy myself with the trivialities of any business. Fortunately, my learning turned out to be profitable as Isaac Berman’s did not, so I was never in a position of having to leave it to a resentful wife to support the family.

– Isaac Asimov in In Memory Yet Green

The Unexpected Benefit of Consuming Articles Offline

2025-01-12T00:00:00-08:00

A while ago, I wrote about my shift in reading most articles on a paper as opposed to on a screen.

I also wrote about consuming articles via podcast SW.

In the first case, I switched to reading on paper. In the second, I consumed via audio in my car.

After doing this for a while, I noticed a shift in my reading habits.

Instead of articles, I started reading more books.

Over the years I had bought books, hoping to read them one day, but struggling to make time to do so. It got to the point where I actively avoided book sales because adding to the unread pile at home added to my mental stress. I promised I wouldn’t buy more until I had either read the pending books, or disposed of them. I broke that promise all too often.

The funny thing about consuming articles offline is it changes your mental context. I would print my articles, put them in a small inbox, and take one from time to time to read. It wasn’t long before I would become aware of the other content I could also be reading: That pile of books. Both are in print, on physical paper. Reading one makes you aware of the other.

Surely, if I have time to read articles, I definitely had time to read books.

So I started reading them instead of my articles.

Shifting contexts is powerful. When sitting on my PC, staring at an article via a web browser, the only things distracting me are other entities on my computer - mostly email, programming, and other tabs in my browser.

When I’m offline, the things distracting me from printed articles are … other physical things. I’m suddenly acutely aware of that pile of books.

The same phenomenon occurred after listening to articles for a while via podcast SW. Instead of listening to this, what else could I listen to? The answers were: Radio stations, songs, other podcasts, or … audio books.

I had never given audio books a chance. I tried once years ago, and I must have picked the wrong book because it distracted me too much from driving. So I tried again.

And oh wow - audio books are awesome. An engaging storyteller lets me listen to and concentrate on a story more than I would have if I were reading it.

Since these realizations, I’ve read (and listened to) a lot of books. It took less than a year for me to clear that backlog of books that had been accumulating for over a decade.

Finding time to read was easy. I always had that time. I was “wasting” it on articles, blogs, etc. What it took was a change of environment: Just stop doing things via a web browser! [1]

I still print articles and/or convert them to podcasts, but I consume far, far fewer. Books are simply better written, and I enjoy them more. In a sense, articles/blog posts are a bit like junk food. Addictive, and of low quality. I suppose they’re like magazine articles from the days of yore. You would read them to entertain yourself and pass the time, but you’d generally get more value from books.

Don’t underestimate the power of the format (web/screen vs paper vs audio), and how much the context around them can influence your behavior.

I was a voracious reader once. Now that I’m back to reading, I lament the negative impact the web has had on me.

Footnotes

[1]

This is the subject of a future post. In short, the shift from applications on the PC to the Internet, and the use of browsers as interfaces to those tools, has been fairly detrimental to my computing experience. Most of my happy computing memories are from the days prior to my having high speed Internet.

Adding Fediverse Comments to My Static Site

2025-01-10T02:00:00-08:00

The thing one misses most when switching to static site generators is comments.

You can always use a 3rd party service like Disqus, but then it becomes a war against spam.

There are other creative options like creating a subreddit for your blog, and just moving the discussion there. It solves the presentation problem, and spam is pretty low if your site is not very popular.

Since the rise of Mastodon, various people have found ways to use Mastodon threads as their comment, and have them appear on the web site. The commenter can use any service in the Fediverse or Bluesky [1] to leave a comment - it is not restricted to Mastodon.

I finally figured out how to do it on my Pelican blog, thanks to posts like this.

I won’t go into the details - you can get them from that link. The big picture is:

Publish your blog post.
Make a Mastodon toot about it.
Add the Toot ID as metadata to your blog post, rebuild and republish your site.
Javascript on your post’s page will fetch the responses to your toot using the Mastodon API and present embed them onto the page.

The engagement occurs in the Fediverse (Mastodon, etc). Your post will have a link to the Mastodon thread for people to leave comments.

You can see an example of it here.

Any post that doesn’t have the Toot ID metadata will simply have comments disabled.

I made a few enhancements to his code:

If a comment has embedded images, I render them. (You can find them under the media_attachments attribute.)
If a comment has a content warning, I replace the content with a warning, and the reader has to click the link to read the content. (The sensitive attribute tells you if it has a content warning).
I removed avatars - they’re distracting.

Like most people, I didn’t bother threading - all comments are shown as a flat structure.

I should also add that with his/my code, your Mastodon toot needs to be public.

[1]	Only if both you and the Bluesky user have opted in to Bridgy Fed. If you want to try that Bridge and are a Mastodon user, make sure you have a profile picture. The Bridge ignores you if you don’t.

Just Present the First Draft!

2025-01-10T00:00:00-08:00

You write a working prototype.

You begin refactoring the code.

Your manager says “Don’t bother. It’s working. Why waste time rewriting when you could be making something new? Any competent programmer should be able to spend time and understand the code.”

You respond with “Sure. The next time you ask me to make a presentation, I’ll present my very first draft. All the relevant information will be in the slides, and any competent person in the audience should be able to extract it.”

A reminder that we don’t write programs for the computer, but for the human who has to read the code.

Also relevant:

Start working on the feature at the beginning of the day. If you don’t finish by the end of the day, delete it all and start over the next day. You’re allowed to keep unit tests you wrote.

If, after a few days, you can’t actually implement the feature, think of what groundwork, infrastructure, or refactoring would need to be done to enable it. Use this method to implement that, then come back to the feature.

– Algorithms We Live By

Ranking the Hugo and Nebula Award Winners and Nominees

2024-08-12T00:00:00-07:00

I grew up reading science fiction. Although I enjoyed the genre a great deal, most of my reading was confined to Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke (with a dash of Ray Bradbury).

By the end of my college years, I had read most of the fiction from those two authors. I stopped reading science fiction around then. Instead of trying to discover more authors, I focused on my graduate studies, and the occasional non-fiction book. [1] I did briefly join a science fiction reading club when I started my job. I read some nice works (The Forever War, Spin, etc) but then life got busy and I dropped out.

Lately I’ve wanted to get back into reading fiction. After several failed attempts, I discovered that digesting them as audio books is far more effective - the only other thing I can do while driving is listen to the radio. This was my first foray into audio books, and I wish I had started much earlier. It takes me about 3 weeks to finish a novel.

So, which SF stories to read? Perhaps I should use the Hugo and Nebula Awards as a guide? [2] The list of winners and nominees is large. How can I narrow it down? I decided to focus on those that have a LibraryThing rating of 4.0 or higher. [3]

I wrote a PlayWright script to crawl the awards’ Wikipedia pages to get the list of nominees. I then had it search LibraryThing with the book + author’s name, and got the rating of the first title in the results. You can find the full results in the novels.csv and novellas.csv files.

There are over 100 novels that were nominated with a rating of 4.0. Too much to handle - how about I focus on those that won at least one of the awards? It brings the list down to a manageable 41. I summarize my findings below:

Novels

The top 20 novels that won at least one of the awards:

Network Effect by Martha Wells (4.37)
The Mule by Isaac Asimov (4.36)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling (4.36)
A Memory of Light by Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson (4.34)
Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card (4.31)
The Stone Sky by N. K. Jemisin (4.28)
Towers of Midnight by Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson (4.27)
Dune by Frank Herbert (4.27)
A Deepness in the Sky by Vernor Vinge (4.25)
Mirror Dance by Lois McMaster Bujold (4.24)
Paladin of Souls by Lois McMaster Bujold (4.23)
The Gathering Storm by Robert Jordan (4.23)
The Obelisk Gate by N. K. Jemisin (4.21)
The Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin ( 4.2)
A Desolation Called Peace by Arkady Martine (4.19)
Hyperion by Dan Simmons (4.18)
The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman (4.18)
Nettle & Bone by T. Kingfisher (4.18)
Barrayar by Lois McMaster Bujold (4.17)
The Dispossessed by Ursula K. Le Guin (4.14)

The top 20 novels that did not win either award:

Storm of Swords by George R. R. Martin (4.42)
Memory by Lois McMaster Bujold (4.42)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J. K. Rowling (4.4)
The Galaxy, and the Ground Within by Becky Chambers (4.38)
A Civil Campaign by Lois McMaster Bujold (4.37)
A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin (4.35)
Skin Game by Jim Butcher (4.34)
The Devil is Dead by R. A. Lafferty (4.31)
A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin (4.31)
The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi by Shannon Chakraborty (4.31)
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir (4.31)
The Relentless Moon by Mary Robinette Kowal (4.3)
Going Postal by Terry Pratchett (4.26)
A Closed and Common Orbit by Becky Chambers (4.26)
The Curse of Chalion by Lois McMaster Bujold (4.25)
Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik (4.23)
Riddley Walker by Russell Hoban (4.23)
Islandia by Austin Tappan Wright (4.21)
Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson (4.2)
Piranesi by Susanna Clarke (4.2)

Novellas

The top 20 novellas that won at least one of the awards:

“Dragonrider” by Anne McCaffrey (5.0)
“The Night We Buried Road Dog” by Jack Cady (5.0)
“Gilgamesh in the Outback” by Robert Silverberg (4.5)
“The Green Leopard Plague” by Walter Jon Williams (4.36)
The Emperor’s Soul by Brandon Sanderson (4.31)
“R&R” by Lucius Shepard (4.27)
Waldo by Robert A. Heinlein (4.25)
“The Little Prince” by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (4.23)
A Psalm for the Wild-Built by Becky Chambers (4.2)
“Story of Your Life” by Ted Chiang (4.19)
Artificial Condition by Martha Wells (4.18)
“The Mountains of Mourning” by Lois McMaster Bujold (4.13)
And What Can We Offer You Tonight by Premee Mohamed (4.12)
All Systems Red by Martha Wells (4.11)
The Empress of Salt and Fortune by Nghi Vo (4.1)
Ring Shout by P. Djèlí Clark (4.07)
Even Though I Knew the End by C. L. Polk (4.06)
“The Persistence of Vision” byJohn Varley (4.05)
Where the Drowned Girls Go by Seanan McGuire (4.05)
“Da Vinci Rising” by Jack Dann (4.0)

The first 3 have very few ratings. I wonder if these are hard to find…?

The top 20 novellas that did not win either award:

Barry’s Deal by Lawrence M. Schoen (5.0)
“Swarmer, Skimmer” by Gregory Benford (5.0)
“Radiant Green Star” by Lucius Shepard (5.0)
“Hero” by Joe Haldeman (5.0)
“Bones” by Pat Murphy (5.0)
“The Tear” by Ian McDonald (5.0)
The Bone Swans of Amandale by C. S. E. Cooney (5.0)
“…And My Fear is Great…” by Theodore Sturgeon (5.0)
“Protection” by Maureen F. McHugh (4.75)
“The Autopsy” by Michael Shea (4.67)
“The New Mother” by Eugene Fischer (4.57)
“The Winter Beach” by Kate Wilhelm (4.5)
“The Political Prisoner” by Charles Coleman Finlay (4.5)
“Stars Seen Through Stone” by Lucius Shepard (4.5)
“The Tangled Strings of the Marionettes” by Adam-Troy Castro (4.5)
“Magic’s Price” by Bud Sparhawk (4.5)
“The Astronaut from Wyoming” by Adam-Troy Castro (4.5)
“Seeking” by David R. Palmer (4.5)
“Les Fleurs du Mal” by Brian Stableford (4.5)
“Cri de Coeur” by Michael Bishop (4.5)

As you can tell from the roundness of the values, many have very few ratings. I’m guessing most of these appear in various anthologies, and not as independent works. Dedicated fans must have created independent entries in LibraryThing for these novellas. Hence, the few votes.

As an aside, I just completed Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie. I thoroughly recommend it. Especially the audio version narrated by Adjoa Andoh.

Footnotes

[1]	Frankly, the Internet is to blame. I read a lot, but my reading consisted mostly of blogs and online articles.

[2]	Clearly, there are plenty of great books that were never nominated. And plenty of the winners are horrible, in my opinion. I mean, seriously: Dune?!

[3]	Why LibraryThing and not Goodreads, you ask? Because I’m a snob.

“Reading” Articles via Podcast Software

2024-04-26T00:00:00-07:00

I wrote a while ago on reading articles offline by printing them on paper. The benefit was reduced eye strain and a superior reading experience, without being tethered to any device.

I continue to consume articles this way, with one exception: Long-form articles that are 20+ pages long. I often can’t read them in one session. This added a burden of keeping track of where I’d left off. Reading should be fun, not a chore.

I solved this problem a different way: Convert it to an audio file and add to a podcast feed so I can listen to it while driving. Let the podcast software keep track of where I left off.

My prior experiments with text-to-speech systems failed to impress. The first time was probably in ‘96 or ‘97, where I had Windows read out to me various articles from a local encyclopedia software. While I thought it pretty cool, the proof was in the usage: I stopped using it within days.

How much has text-to-speech improved since and how much will it cost me?

Google Cloud was the first service I tried. They support many different voices and accents. I wrote a script that would extract the text of an article, send it to Google Cloud, and save the result as a wav file locally. Since I didn’t want to try all the different voices, I randomly pick one each time.

The quality is better than I expected. Listening to small snippets, most will not realize that these are computer generated voices. Only when you listen to a whole article, you start noticing that the tone variation is relatively periodic.

How much does this cost me?

Nothing.

Google gives enough credits per month that so far I have not had to pay a dime to them. [1]

Here’s an example of a particular New Yorker article about Dan Ariely.

You can find my script here with some documentation here. It works by using Mozilla’s Readability feature that is embedded into Firefox, coupled with Simon Willison’s shot-scraper tool. The hardest part, surprisingly, was generating the XML file that podcast readers need. I could not find a simple Python library to generate it, nor could I find any specs on what should be in the XML file. I hacked an existing podcast’s XML, modifying it for my needs.

Footnotes

[1]	There was one month where I saw a one cent charge from Google, and I’m not sure if it was due to this or one of those credit card verification charges to see if the card is valid.

Latent Spoilers

2024-02-04T00:00:00-08:00

Why are entertainment UIs so bad?

Here are some examples:

You’re watching a recorded tennis match. At the end of the first set, you hit “Pause” to get a snack. The progress indicator pops up and shows you that you’re about 50% done with the video. You now know it was a two set match, and thus who won the set and match. There’s no point in watching the rest.

With soccer matches, the progress bar will leak to you if the match went into overtime.

The last time I paid for a sports app (e.g. ESPN), and wanted to watch a recorded soccer match, the app conveniently shows how long the video is. If it’s roughly 90 minutes, you already know it didn’t go into over time. Get good enough at this and you can even tell if it went into a penalty shootout.

I even had one app show me the “Skip Credits” button in the final game of a tennis match.

You’re deep into a movie. The hero has caught the villain. The progress indicator shows you there are 30 minutes left in the movie. You now know the villain is going to somehow escape his current predicament.

You’re watching a TV show on Netflix. It informs you that the next episode is the last episode of the season. That’s a pretty significant spoiler.

Why should doing something as simple as pause, forward, rewind, or heck even looking at the video before opening it reveal so much?

For media files on your PC, file sizes contain similar spoilers. You watched one tennis match and it was 5 GB and two sets long. Now you can estimate how many sets a match is just by the file size. For those who download such files from torrent sites, you have to be careful not to glance at the file size from:

Whatever tracker you’re downloading from
In your torrent application
When you look at it on your disk

There is a solution to this: Ensure all files are transcoded to be roughly the same (large) size. (Small file sizes won’t work as the degradation in quality for long matches will be a spoiler).

On my local mplayer, I’ve configured it to turn the OSD off. I can always enable it with a keystroke if I need it.

In the old days, when I would shop around for a DVD player, I would always make sure I picked one that would not show a progress bar when rewinding or forwarding.

Why don’t streaming services and media applications provide a “No spoiler mode” where it doesn’t show me any progress indicators or video lengths?

Footnote

Somehow this is not a problem when it comes to reading books. With physical books, you know roughly how many pages are left by looking at the thickness of the remaining pages in comparison to the whole book. It isn’t much of a spoiler because the pace of storytelling is dramatically different from one story to another. Knowing there are 50 pages left in a novel could mean there’s a lot more content coming, or it could be a very slow ending. With movies, the pace tends to be fairly consistent from one movie to another.

LLM Assisted Moderation

2024-01-15T00:00:00-08:00

Moderating online forums is labor intensive. Burnout is common. It’s almost a given that if a subreddit gets to a certain size, the quality will drop, even with active moderation - moderators simply cannot handle the scale.

Here are some ways LLMs can help out.

Enforcing Forum Rules

Whenever a user writes a comment, it, along with some context and the forum rules is sent to an LLM. The LLM is tasked with scanning the comment for violations of rules. Should any be found, it reports back to the user as well as logs it to a database. The user is informed what the LLM thinks the infractions are, and has the choice to amend his comment. Should he choose not to, the comment is still posted to the site.

This is soft enforcement. The LLM will not prevent the comment from going through.

A human moderator has access to the violations database. If the comment indeed did violate the rules (as per the human’s judgment), the moderator can check if the commenter was warned about it (and how). It’s one thing if you’re not aware of the rules (most commenters aren’t), or misinterpreted the rules. It’s another when you’ve been notified and you proceeded regardless.

Bonus: When the LLM warns the user, we can make the user enter an “appeal” of why his comment is not in violation before letting the comment through.

Additionally, when there are too many comments for the human moderator to feasibly examine individually, he can request all flagged comments from the DB and examine those first.

BTW, what context should we send to the LLM? My first attempt would be to send the ancestor comments all the way to the root node. If you hit some context limit, you can stop at a certain ancestor.

Real World Implementation

The above is assuming the forum is responsible for integrating the LLM. But there’s a potential business idea here. A third party company could manage all this on behalf of several forums. The forum owner uploads the rules to the intermediary, and will allow the comment to go through only when the intermediary gives the OK. The intermediary handles the interaction with the user. The forum moderators will have access to the moderation log.

Who Pays For This?

LLMs aren’t cheap. Having every comment go through an LLM will be expensive. 99% of forums cannot afford this solution.

So we make the user pay. The latest GPT4 Turbo is fairly cheap. For the vast majority of commenters, it will probably cost a few pennies per month.

I haven’t come up with a scheme where the user has his own account with OpenAI (or whichever LLM provider is used), where they’ll pay, yet somehow the forum/intermediary can validate the interaction.

Simpler for everyone is that each commenter pays the intermediary, and the intermediary handles all transactions with the LLM provider. The intermediary can also charge the forum owners a nominal fee for storing their rules and the database of violations.

Of course, the intermediary could run their own fine tuned LLM and charge for it.

You may balk at a scheme that requires commenters to pay. In my humble opinion, the quality of the dialogue will go up vastly if a commenter did have to pay. You’ll lose most low effort comments. My real worry is the opposite: That rates are now so cheap it won’t be enough of a deterrent.

The intermediary can experiment with variable rates. If your comments get flagged often enough, the amount you’ll be charged will increase exponentially (and go down with periods of good behavior).

There is an equity concern here: The pricing may end up excluding people from less wealthy countries.

Did He Read The Article?

An annoying trend with forums like Reddit and Hacker News is commenters not reading the article submitted, and commenting purely based on the submission title. Often these comments are of little value: They may be unrelated to the submitted article. Their comments are often addressed in the article, etc.

I’ve seen submissions where it is obvious that easily half of the comments are by people who didn’t read the article.

How can we improve this? Semantic CAPTCHAs. [1]

When an article is submitted to the site, the article’s contents are sent to the LLM with a request to make 50-100 multiple choice Q/As based on the content of the article. The submitter is presented with them and is asked to select 5 that are good questions - and ones where the LLM is accurate.

When someone leaves a comment, he is asked one of these 5 questions. If he picks the wrong answer, his comment does not go through. If he does answer correctly, he is asked to select a few more appropriate Q/As from the remaining pool of questions (i.e. excluding the original 5). Then his comment goes through.

Once a commenter has answered correctly, he is not harassed for future comments in this submission.

This process repeats for each new commenter until we have, say, 20 Q/As. After that, new commenters only need to answer the question correctly and will not be asked to select more questions.

You need some scheme to ensure poor Q/As aren’t being chosen. A given question may need to be selected multiple times before the system decides it is a good question. If too many people get a particular question wrong, it can be dropped and replaced with another. These algorithms will need to be tweaked.

The prompt used for this will be tricky. You don’t want too many obscure questions. Nor do you want too many silly answers where anyone can simply guess the answer by eliminating the nonsensical choices.

Who Pays For This?

This is a lot cheaper than the moderation scenario. The LLM is invoked only once - when the article is submitted. In principle, the forum owners could pay for this.

Embarrassingly Not Properly Reading The Comment I Was Replying To

Ever written an adversarial response that was violently in agreement with the comment being responded to? Or missed a subtlety in that comment that already addresses your comment? Or simply misread the comment and interpreted it as something quite different?

I’ve been there. It’s embarrassing.

I’d like a local browser plugin that would send my comment, along with a few of the ancestors to the LLM with a prompt asking to check the following:

Is my comment disagreeing with a comment that is in agreement with me?
Is my comment off topic?
Is my comment redundant? Was it already addressed by the parent?

I’d probably need to experiment with the prompt to get what I need.

Unlike the above two scenarios, this one is simply local to my machine. It would save a lot of embarrassment, and prevent poor quality comments from being posted.

[1]	Yes, yes - there is irony in using the word “CAPTCHA”, which stands for “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart”

Cleaning Up Speech Recognition with GPT

2023-12-07T00:00:00-08:00

My friends often ask for use cases for GPT. Below I provide one recent example.

I attend a weekly educational seminar where real estate professionals present the work they do. I take notes on paper, and later transcribe them to my computer, which is a pain. As a result, I have a backlog of many months worth of meetings. I don’t look forward to it.

I considered paying a virtual assistant in another country to do the work for me, but the contents of these notes didn’t justify the cost.

I considered speech recognition software (not cloud based), but the accuracy is too low for my satisfaction. It’s not fun babysitting a tool, and cleaning up all the errors is a lot of work.

An idea occurred to me: Why not use speech recognition software to write the initial, horrible draft, and then send it to GPT for cleaning?

I used Nerd Dictation, which is built on top of VOSK. It’s pretty bare bones. All it does is enter the word you speak in lower case. No punctuation. No autocapitalization.

Below is an example of the output generated by the speech recognition software: [1]

medlock value fund november third twenty twenty three new line the

fund focuses on discounted and distressed real estate investments period it aims for thirteen to seventeen percent

they focus on five to fifty million dollar properties period little competition in the space period most areor under five million dollars or over fifty million dollars period

when they buy a comma they have twoo do three ways to improve cash flow period they aim for a fixed interest loans period

look at over six hundred deals a year and invest in less than ten per year period they aim for low leverage period alone would be a be percent of the value of the property period

first fund launched in twenty nineteen open parenthesis but they’ve been doing real estate for years close parenthesis period find clothes in twenty twenty one period they bought twenty six properties period and they’ve distributed it one point seven the

total property value of that file was four hundred and seventy five million dollars new line forty four percent of it was multifamily new line thirty percent seven per cent was commercial new line the

in twenty twenty two they launched their second fund new line sixteen properties acquired new line forty four per cent were multifamily new line thirty six percent were industrial new line twenty percent were commercial new law as part of their filed period.

I gave the following prompt to GPT:

You are going to correct for text that has been produced by voice recognition software. Rewrite any text provided to you. The text will not have punctuation, so please add where needed. If the text has the word period, then insert a period, and do not insert another one just before or after. If the text has “new line” or “newline”, insert a newline character and start a new paragraph. If the text says “comma”, insert a comma. If the text has a number spelled out, replace it with the actual number. So “five thousand” becomes “5000”. Also, if something seems off in the text, it was probably due to a misrecognized word. Please correct for it.

Here is the output:

Medlock Value Fund, November 3, 2023.

The fund focuses on discounted and distressed real estate investments. It aims for 13 to 17 percent returns. They focus on $5 to $50 million properties with little competition in the space; most are under $5 million or over $50 million.

When they buy, they have three ways to improve cash flow. They aim for fixed interest loans.

They look at over 600 deals a year and invest in less than 10 per year. They aim for low leverage; a loan would be 80 percent of the value of the property.

The first fund launched in 2019 (but they’ve been doing real estate for years). Fund closed in 2021. They bought 26 properties and distributed $1.7 million. The total property value of that portfolio was $475 million.

44 percent of it was multifamily. 37 percent was commercial.

In 2022, they launched their second fund. 16 properties acquired. 44 percent were multifamily. 36 percent were industrial. 20 percent were commercial as part of their portfolio.

Note that it added the word ‘returns’ after the 13-17%. It also corrected a number of spelling mistakes. It occasionally loses some information. As an example, the original text said “twoo do three ways” and it simply dropped “twoo do”. It should have said “2-3 ways”.

Nerd Dictation does allow me to specify a Python script which processes the output. I could handle things like “period” myself. The beauty of using GPT is that I can achieve this without any programming whatsoever. And occasionally, it improves my writing. Within minutes, it allowed me to use a fairly poor voice recognition tool and produce real usable output.

Granted, I still have to go over the text and correct a few of the remaining mistakes, but it’s probably only 10% of the effort it would have been without using GPT.

I’ll probably write an elisp function to send the output to GPT and insert the results into the buffer. Or make my Python script do that. I’m still exploring.

[1]	Yes, this may seem like exceptionally poor output. This is my first time using the software and I haven’t figured out how to enable punctuation and have it write out the numbers. The question is: Should I even bother finding out? GPT is solving this for me.

20 Years of Gentoo

2023-05-18T00:00:00-07:00

$ genlop -l -f emerge.log |head -n20

using logfile emerge.log
 * packages merged:

     Sun May 18 14:24:00 2003 >>> sys-apps/portage-2.0.47-r10
     Sun May 18 14:26:59 2003 >>> sys-apps/portage-2.0.47-r10
     Sun May 18 14:27:49 2003 >>> sys-apps/portage-2.0.47-r10
     Sun May 18 14:28:02 2003 >>> sys-apps/baselayout-1.8.5.9
     Sun May 18 14:30:45 2003 >>> sys-apps/sed-4.0.7
     Sun May 18 14:31:23 2003 >>> sys-apps/texinfo-4.3-r1
     Sun May 18 14:32:37 2003 >>> sys-devel/gettext-0.11.5
     Sun May 18 14:37:08 2003 >>> sys-devel/binutils-2.13.90.0.18
     Sun May 18 14:37:15 2003 >>> sys-libs/zlib-1.1.4-r1
     Sun May 18 14:45:47 2003 >>> sys-devel/gcc-3.2.2
     Sun May 18 15:06:10 2003 >>> sys-libs/glibc-2.3.1-r4
     Sun May 18 15:06:32 2003 >>> sys-apps/baselayout-1.8.5.9
     Sun May 18 15:08:55 2003 >>> sys-libs/ncurses-5.3-r1
     Sun May 18 15:09:37 2003 >>> sys-apps/texinfo-4.3-r1
     Sun May 18 15:10:52 2003 >>> sys-devel/gettext-0.11.5
     Sun May 18 15:11:00 2003 >>> sys-libs/zlib-1.1.4-r1
     Sun May 18 15:15:29 2003 >>> sys-devel/binutils-2.13.90.0.18

It has been 20 years since I first successfully installed Gentoo on my system!

I have not looked back since.

Let’s see how Gentoo is doing these days. Below is a plot of Gentoo’s rankings on DistroWatch:

It started off strong, and has steadily declined. At this rate it should drop from the top 50 Linux distributions within a few years.

In this post I will discuss my journey to Gentoo, my experience with it as a user, and what I think about it in 2023.

My History With Linux

This section describes how I got to Gentoo. If it bores you, feel free to jump to the “Why Gentoo?” section.

Prehistory: 1980’s-2001

I grew up using DOS in the 80’s and 90’s. Even after Windows 95 came out, I continued to boot to the DOS command prompt. One did, after all, need to play games and in those days Windows consumed too many resources to make some games playable on my 486.

Microsoft eventually forced my hand and I was forced to live with Windows. While useful for web browsing, I missed writing emails in text mode, and I really missed Norton Commander. No file manager on Windows made me as efficient as Norton Commander did. [1]

Compounding those headaches was the proliferation of adware/spyware on Windows. It was routine to install software just to flush these out of your system. And we all remember the pain of “It’s been a year since I installed Windows and is now much slower than when I installed it. Let me reinstall it”.

Mandrake Linux: 2001

In 2001, I bought a second hard drive for my PC. Armed with more space, experimenting with another operating system became less risky. I could install Linux on the other drive without worrying about any harm coming to my Windows OS. [2]

Which Linux to install? I had heard of Red Hat, but the Internet suggested Mandrake. It was supposedly “compatible” with Red Hat [3], and a lot more user friendly, without compromising on power. And of course, it was free.

Being on dialup, downloading the ISOs for the CDs was a non-option. A kind grad student friend of mine had an office with a CD burner. He created the CD for me. I also bought an O’Reilly book on Linux.

The installation was a breeze. And I was astounded at the result. Whereas Windows came with very little software, Mandrake came packed with a ton. Not just one web browser, but several. Support for several languages and compilers. Multiple text editors. Multiple file managers. Even multiple “office” suites. And LaTeX! And Gimp! And a decent MATLAB alternative! [4]. And a good music player! And, and, and…

What’s more: There were no strings attached! These were not trial versions. They were not handicapped versions. I did not have to pay anyone to get the full version. I did not have to watch ads to get them to work.

Once again I could live in text mode for emails and other tasks. Instead of Norton Commander, they had Midnight Commander.

And package management! What a concept! No more hunting the web to find software, and worrying if you’re getting the official one or an ad-laden version. Just tell Mandrake what you’d like to install, and it would download and install for you!

What more could one want?

Discontent: 2001-2003

After installing Mandrake, I alternated between Windows and Linux - spending a few weeks at a time in each. Life was good - for a while. But alas, little frustrations began to bubble up.

Occasionally a package would not function well. The Internet told me the solution would be to download an rpm and manually install it. But many rpm’s did not work - they expected a different directory structure from the one Mandrake provided. I lost a lot of time hunting for a compatible rpm. Isn’t this the problem package managers were supposed to solve?

Or I would install the package from source. I chanted the mantra of ./configure && make && make install. A bit of a pain, but manageable. However, I now had to “manage” these installations manually. I learned what “dependency hell” meant. Over and over again. If I installed something manually, then the package manager would not know about it. It would complain the library I had installed didn’t exist. And would try to install what it thought was the right one - clobbering my work. All. Too. Often.

There was a more serious problem: Remember Windows getting slow after a year or so? I was paranoid that Mandrake was doing the same. There were so many packages installed on my system. And so many services running all the time. Were they all needed? Were they eating up precious CPU power? I was too scared to uninstall or shut down services.

Once again, I did not feel in control of what was on my computer!

So I searched for solutions online. Could I not get a bare minimum distribution, and install just what I need? A friend suggested Debian. It seemed too hard core and had a reputation for being beginner hostile. Anything else?

Why yes! Linux From Scratch! Everything is installed from the very bare minimum. You have to compile all the sources for every little thing you want. This way you can configure your system to your needs, and no more! I removed Mandrake from my system and got to work on LFS.

LFS is not a trivial install. I needed to dedicate a few days for it. But the sales pitch was that one will learn a lot about how Linux works. So I put in the time in 2002 and got a bootable system.

The system was really bare. OK - now for the job of getting a graphical server working, building the Mozilla browser, and everything else I wanted. They had a guide for that called Beyond Linux From Scratch.

It wasn’t long before I decided this was not sustainable. There was no package management. You were the package manager. You have to resolve the dependencies manually. It was good for learning, but figuring out the dependencies every time you want to upgrade a package would be too time consuming. Can’t someone automate all this?

Gentoo: 2003-current

During the beginning of the summer break in 2003, I got Gentoo and did a Stage 0 install on a Pentium 4 2.53GHz machine. [5] I did not even have a high speed Internet connection. It worked like a charm! I kept the emerge.log file from the first machine, so I can tell you how long things took to compile in those days, if anyone is interested!

So what is Gentoo? Like LFS, it compiles everything from source. Unlike LFS, it comes with a pretty good package manager which will automatically calculate dependencies, download, and compile for you. It is very maintainable compared to LFS, which is why I still use it.

You still ended up with a bare minimal install. You still had to configure your network, your graphics server, etc. But fortunately, you did not have to deal with dependency Hell. What’s more, Gentoo had (and still has) fantastic documentation.

One other thing that struck me about Gentoo: Its rolling releases and the lack of versions. People in the Windows/MacOS world think in terms of versions all the time: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10 and so on. With Gentoo, you never upgrade to a newer version. You merely keep upgrading packages on your system as they become available. That’s why I went 7 years without having to reinstall any OS, and why my emerge.log goes that far back. Rolling releases were not the norm in those days.

Why Gentoo?

So, what makes Gentoo so good? Why would anyone want to use it?

My answer is biased and likely ill informed, given that I have not used anything else in 20 years!

Source Based

As far as I know, it is still the only viable distribution that is source based. If you are into pseudo-minimalism, building from source is a good approach.

I say psuedo-minimalism because I get the sense that people will read this and think my PC environment is a very austere one. In reality, you will not be able to distinguish it from any other distribution. I have a fully graphical environment with all the bells and whistles. The important thing is it has only the bells and whistles I want. [6]

Furthermore, having things source based really helps with custom installs. I still occasionally need to Google for a solution to some problem that requires me to rebuild my package with a patch that has not made it into the Gentoo repository. While I’m ashamed to admit I never learned how to write ebuilds from scratch, it is easy to take an existing one and modify it to include the patch. The bonus is the new modified install is fully recognized by the package manager. I have no idea how binary based distributions fare on this metric.

Competition with LFS and Slackware

In those early days, it was common for people to say to me “Why should I use Gentoo? I’ve installed Slackware - it’s the ultimate source based distribution!”

“So which programs do you use to watch videos?”

“Oh, I switch to Windows when I need to do that.”

Ditto with, say, an Office Suite like Open Office.

In real life, every Slackware advocate I’ve met either seriously limits what they do with their machine, or they often dual boot into Windows. They use Slackware to geek out, not to get work done.

Even more common: “Oh, I’m not going to use Gentoo. I want to go all the way and use LFS!”

They never heed my warnings about it. Every one of them either quits in the middle of the install, or soon after, and swears off source based distributions for life.

Slackware and LFS are the Haskells of the Linux distribution world. People jump to the extreme end of the spectrum, and either get burnt or remain unproductive for life, when they should have just used OCaml or F# instead.

Learning

It is still a great distribution for learning about Linux. You still have to set things up and configure them. You still have to compile the kernel for features some of your packages may need. You still get the “joy” of configuring the bootloader.

If you have time on your hand and want to learn, this may still be the best distribution for you. Unlike LFS, you will have no need or desire to replace it with something else once you have learned it. I think it is ideal for students in STEM fields.

USE Flags

This is the killer feature of Gentoo. USE flags are a convenient way to specify what features you want in a package. Consider a somewhat contrived example: I do not own an iPhone, and my PC has no Bluetooth capability. I can configure my system not to install iPhone/Bluetooth related features when installing packages. Suppose I’m installing a music player. It may have options to sync/connect with iTunes. With my setting, it will install without those features.

No bloat!

You can do this systemwide or per-package.

I used to make it a point to understand all the various USE flags out there. Now, to be honest, I mostly stick to defaults, making modifications only as needed. I’m not as obsessed on being lean as I used to be.

Again, I do not know if any binary based distribution handles this feature well (or at all). I cannot imagine life without it.

Init System

One thing I am forever grateful for: You don’t need systemd.

The Gentoo Community

In the early days, RTFM was the norm in the Linux world, giving it a reputation for harshness. The Gentoo forums, in contrast, was an incredibly friendly place for beginners.

Debian, on the other hand, had a reputation for being nasty to beginner questions.

Somehow, all this lead to a long thread of concern on the Debian mailing list: “Are we losing users to Gentoo?” You can tell from the original post that they did not realize the reason wasn’t just “cool”, but also “friendly”. I mean, consider this response:

Hell yes, and it’s great. The number of morons using Debian has noticably decreased since gentoo came on the scene; they now have something that will give them the stupid things they asked for, so they stop asking us for them.

Someone finally got part of it:

the problem is, the docs are better and niftier and have more colors, that’s, according to a friend, one of the things why he used gentoo.

If you’re interested, here is the thread on the Gentoo forums discussing the same thing.

Antireason: Performance

In the early days, there was much promotion of Gentoo as being “faster”, because you could compile everything based on your particular processor, etc. And you could increase the optimization level for a boost. Their web site still touts this as a reason to use Gentoo.

In reality, the performance is more or less the same as on any other distribution. The folks who stick to Gentoo tend not to care about performance as much. Unfortunately, this perception of Gentoo remains, and I wish they would remove the verbiage from their site.

Gentoo Pain Points

Slow Package Manager

Portage, the Gentoo package manager, is s l o w. It is written in Python, and the dependency graph must be much bigger than in the early days. I am surprised Gentoo has not built an official faster replacement.

Dated Repository

Packages in the official repository are not updated as often as I’d like. For popular packages, you can find them in the tree soon enough, marked as “unstable”. However, it can take a long time to get to stable. As of this writing the latest version in the tree for TeX Live is 2021 - both for stable and unstable. That’s 2 years old.

The latest stable version of GHC is 9.0.2 - released on 25th December 2021. Over a year old.

In the early days, Gentoo was known for being very fast at stabilizing new releases. You can even find posts about it in that Debian thread I link to later. Now it is probably one of the slower distributions in that regard. I don’t think this will ever get better without more people actively using Gentoo and contributing.

In the old days I would take the risk of installing unstable packages, but that comes with dependency problems and a higher maintenance burden. I do it only as needed.

Dependency Hell

Wait, wasn’t not having dependency hell supposed to be one of the perks of Gentoo?!

For the most part, yes. But Gentoo is also one of the most flexible distributions around. And with great flexibility comes great headaches. Portage manages most of those headaches well, but things do fall through the cracks.

If you have a modern desktop system, with lots and lots of packages installed, you simply cannot avoid some dependency pains. On my previous computer, any time I upgraded QT to a new major version, there was hell to deal with. Too many circular dependencies that Portage could not resolve. The solution would usually be to uninstall all qt related packages, and then upgrade.

I update packages once a month. I can easily say that over half of the months I need to deal with a nontrivial dependency issue manually - Portage just doesn’t handle them. Some of this may be due to my liberal use of USE flags, which I’m minimizing on my most recent PC. But some of it is unavoidable.

Broken System

Every once in a while you upgrade a major package, and you misconfigure the files, and the system breaks. Perhaps network capability is lost. Or the XOrg server won’t load. Or you can’t even log in.

These are not fun. You cannot use your PC until you resolve this problem. You have a life to live. How much of your time is debugging this going to eat up?

The worst example of this was when I had to do a nontrivial upgrade to udev. After the upgrade and reboot I could not even get a shell prompt. Unfortunately, this happened just as I was moving to another city for a new job. I simply could not spend time debugging this.

Great: A major move coming up, and I don’t even have a computer! I did not have a smartphone either. Thank God (and taxpayers) for Internet access in libraries!

I think about 6 weeks went by before I fixed it. Debugging wasn’t easy. I knew nothing of udev, and did not find people on the Internet who had the same problem. Ultimately, it was a simple fix. I strongly recommend everyone to have a copy of SystemRescueCD. That was the first time I used it, and have occasionally needed it since.

These kinds of breakages are not that common. Once every 1.5-2 years or so. Most of the time I resolve it within a day or two. Still, I would never use Gentoo for professional work. Imagine trying to explain to your boss that you can’t do any work because you broke a udev upgrade.

Pathological Followers?

I wonder if Gentoo is more prone to attracting unhinged folks?

The only person I have ever converted to Gentoo is now spending a 30+ year sentence in federal prison.

Here’s a mass shooter who was also a Gentoo user:

An Oklahoma resident and software engineer Ariadne Conill filed complaints against Smith with the FBI after receiving online death threats from him starting in October 2006 and lasting through March 2007, Conill alleged Tuesday.

Smith had lashed out at Conill and other software engineers after he discovered that the makers of Gentoo, a computer operating system he was using, removed a software package that he used to play music on his computer and had switched to a different system, Conill told The Oregonian/OregonLive.

Smith started to make random demands that the old system be restored and then started issuing direct threats and graphic death threats online, according to Conill. He wrote that he was going to go on a road trip to Oklahoma and “when you step outside I’m going to stab you” or he would send “pictures of guns and knives and stuff and say he’s going to come to our houses,” Conill recalled.

Conill said the FBI never responded other than noting that the complaints had been received after they were filed online with the FBI’s Internet Crime Complaint Center.

Gentoo: Then and Now

Gentoo Documentation

In the early years, Gentoo was known for having superb documentation. Often when I would tell people I ran Gentoo, they would relate a time they were stuck in their non-Gentoo distribution, but found the solution to their problems in the Gentoo docs.

The documentation is still good, but at some point Ubuntu became the resource with the best documentation. I suspect Arch Linux probably holds the title now.

Other Gentoo History

Gentoo did have its sad periods in history. Most of what I write here is from memory, so my details may be off. Its founder, Daniel Robbins, left the project willingly in 2004. While Gentoo remained in good shape, politics did ensue. He later wished to rejoin Gentoo development, but was not well received, and some felt he was essentially trying to butt in and seize control. He left again after a year or so.

In 2007, the Gentoo Foundation’s charter was revoked - mostly due to neglect. This was a bit of a worrying sign about the future of Gentoo and whether the Gentoo leadership were taking their role seriously.

The unofficial, but outstanding, Gentoo wiki went down and there was no backup. A lot of knowledge was lost. Solving common problems became much more painful.

All of these contributed to Gentoo’s decline. While it has recovered from the depths it had plunged into, I do not see Gentoo becoming significantly more popular. On the flip side, I’m fairly confident that Gentoo will always remain amongst us. It is unique, and will continue to attract developers to maintain it.

Conclusion

For quite a while, Gentoo was one of the “cool” distributions. It was somewhat unique (in as much as source based distributions are).

While writing this post, I began to wonder what innovative distributions exist today that could dethrone Gentoo. What would I use if I were starting out today? What has valuable capabilities that Gentoo lacks? I think Guix or NixOS would be candidates along with Gentoo. From a cursory Internet search, Gentoo is probably much more mature.

Debian is currently ranked 8th on Distrowatch. I guess they didn’t need to worry after all. Slackware, BTW, is ranked 39th - higher than Gentoo.

I am hoping to write a “40 Years Of Gentoo” blog post one day.

PostScript

See discussions on Hacker News, the Linux subreddit and the Gentoo subreddit.

There have been doubts about the validity of Distrowatch rankings - the lower ranking for Arch Linux is a particular tell. Below are some other ranking methodologies:

Google Trends in 2021: Gentoo is ranked 15.
By number of users in the subreddit in 2023: Gentoo is ranked 14.
Alexa rankings for the distribution’s web site in 2021: Gentoo is ranked 8th.

The key thing to note: Slackware is lower in all of them!

I think both Google Trends and Alexa are good proxies, with a slight preference for the latter, as it is challenging to get the right query in Google (e.g. Arch vs Arch Linux, etc).

Several people who switched to Gentoo around the same time as me remarked on the “coincidence” that they also migrated from Mandrake. I do not think it is much of a coincidence. Although forgotten now, at the time it was considered one of the most powerful user friendly distributions. It was quite popular. It was RPM based, which was a plus at the time - recall that the first popular and friendly deb based distribution (Ubuntu) had not yet been released. Nor had OpenSUSE.

One person responded to this post with “Debian was too hard core for you and so you went for Gentoo?!”

YES!

It wasn’t about “hard core”, but “community friendliness”. At least in those days, the Gentoo community was quite welcoming to newbies. You were not expected to have a good understanding of Linux/UNIX. It was OK to ask questions that were already answered in the docs. And the docs were written in a very beginner friendly manner. At least the reputation was they were much easier to digest than Debian docs. You could ask dumb questions.

Gentoo was more welcoming than Debian. That made all the difference.

Statistics

A user asked for some statistics. They are below. I think the columns are compilation counts, cumulative hours, average compile time (in minutes). And then repeated for uninstalls.

Compilation times on the first computer (P4 2.53GHz - single core):

2003 Total  1060   76:27:40  4:19   363    25:14  4
2004 Total  1295  117:37:11  5:26   976  1:15:25  4
2005 Total  2149  167:00:38  4:39  1247  3:05:21  8
2006 Total  2438  207:15:20  5:06  1155  2:47:45  8
2007 Total  1668  178:35:20  6:25  1151  1:58:42  6
2008 Total  3114  256:59:51  4:57  1061  1:52:08  6
2009 Total  2359  215:12:56  5:28  1755  2:31:28  5
2010 Total   575   58:57:37  6:09   549    34:52  3

And specifically for gcc:

2003 Total  7  3:42:36    31:48  3  1:03    21
2004 Total  4  2:00:11    30:02  3    31    10
2005 Total  7  2:51:31    24:30  3  3:46  1:15
2006 Total  8  5:22:26    40:18  5  3:02    36
2007 Total  5  4:56:54    59:22  5  2:22    28
2008 Total  1    58:26    58:26  1    48    48
2009 Total  2  2:43:44  1:21:52  1    53    53

For the second computer (quad core Intel - i7-870)

2010 Total  3524  37:39:00    38  2321    37:48  0
2011 Total  2128  37:07:22  1:02  2024    38:14  1
2012 Total  1279  31:56:32  1:29  1153    33:33  1
2013 Total  1913  41:36:12  1:18  1612  1:14:04  2
2014 Total  1667  37:35:29  1:21  1575  1:19:06  3
2015 Total  1973  48:33:21  1:28  1886  1:30:05  2
2016 Total  1025  15:38:31    54    63     2:42  2
2017 Total  3579  55:47:37    56  3000  2:29:06  2
2018 Total   692  16:33:28  1:26   529    27:38  3

And specifically for gcc:

2010 Total  7  1:39:30  14:12  7  16   2
2011 Total  9  2:56:15  19:35  8  19   2
2012 Total  2    44:48  22:24  2   9   4
2013 Total  2    56:00  28:00  0   0   ?
2014 Total  5  2:18:52  27:46  4  15   3
2015 Total  3  1:31:56  30:38  5  58  11
2017 Total  8  3:28:53  26:06  4  12   3
2018 Total  2    54:08  27:04  2   6   3

For my current computer (22 core Xeon(R) CPU E5-2696 v4 @ 2.20GHz):

2017 Total   182     45:33    15     9        7  0
2018 Total  2952  29:41:07    36  1817    51:33  1
2019 Total  1217  27:44:57  1:22  1081    54:22  3
2020 Total  2372  46:54:31  1:11  2554  1:53:59  2
2021 Total  2795  52:49:48  1:08  2793  1:52:58  2
2022 Total  2454  48:06:54  1:10  2287  1:20:19  2
2023 Total  1097  16:00:16    52  1022    32:07  1

Not sure where the 2017 numbers come from, given that I didn’t build it till 2018 - I would ignore 2017.

And specifically for gcc:

2018 Total   5  2:00:38  24:07   5  20  4
2019 Total   7  3:10:32  27:13   5  38  7
2020 Total   9  3:45:21  25:02  10  52  5
2021 Total  11  5:20:21  29:07   9  25  2
2022 Total   5  2:52:23  34:28   5  19  3
2023 Total   6  2:19:33  23:15   4   8  2

If I combine all the emerge.log files, I get:

2003 Total  1060   76:27:40  4:19   363    25:14  4
2004 Total  1295  117:37:11  5:26   976  1:15:25  4
2005 Total  2149  167:00:38  4:39  1247  3:05:21  8
2006 Total  2438  207:15:20  5:06  1155  2:47:45  8
2007 Total  1668  178:35:20  6:25  1151  1:58:42  6
2008 Total  3114  256:59:51  4:57  1061  1:52:08  6
2009 Total  2359  215:12:56  5:28  1755  2:31:28  5
2010 Total  4099   96:36:37  1:24  2870  1:12:40  1
2011 Total  2128   37:07:22  1:02  2024    38:14  1
2012 Total  1279   31:56:32  1:29  1153    33:33  1
2013 Total  1913   41:36:12  1:18  1612  1:14:04  2
2014 Total  1667   37:35:29  1:21  1575  1:19:06  3
2015 Total  1973   48:33:21  1:28  1886  1:30:05  2
2016 Total  1025   15:38:31    54    63     2:42  2
2017 Total  3579   55:47:37    56  3000  2:29:06  2
2018 Total  3826   47:00:08    44  2355  1:19:18  2
2019 Total  1217   27:44:57  1:22  1081    54:22  3
2020 Total  2372   46:54:31  1:11  2554  1:53:59  2
2021 Total  2795   52:49:48  1:08  2793  1:52:58  2
2022 Total  2454   48:06:54  1:10  2287  1:20:19  2
2023 Total  1097   16:00:16    52  1022    32:07  1

And specifically for gcc:

2003 Total   7  3:42:36    31:48   3  1:03    21
2004 Total   4  2:00:11    30:02   3    31    10
2005 Total   7  2:51:31    24:30   3  3:46  1:15
2006 Total   8  5:22:26    40:18   5  3:02    36
2007 Total   5  4:56:54    59:22   5  2:22    28
2008 Total   1    58:26    58:26   1    48    48
2009 Total   2  2:43:44  1:21:52   1    53    53
2010 Total   7  1:39:30    14:12   7    16     2
2011 Total   9  2:56:15    19:35   8    19     2
2012 Total   2    44:48    22:24   2     9     4
2013 Total   2    56:00    28:00   0     0     ?
2014 Total   5  2:18:52    27:46   4    15     3
2015 Total   3  1:31:56    30:38   5    58    11
2017 Total   8  3:28:53    26:06   4    12     3
2018 Total   7  2:54:46    24:58   7    26     3
2019 Total   7  3:10:32    27:13   5    38     7
2020 Total   9  3:45:21    25:02  10    52     5
2021 Total  11  5:20:21    29:07   9    25     2
2022 Total   5  2:52:23    34:28   5    19     3
2023 Total   6  2:19:33    23:15   4     8     2

Footnotes

[1]	Inexplicably, Windows 3.1 did have a dual pane file manager, but for some reason did away with it for Windows 95.

[2]	The converse is not true. Windows would keep seeing the other hard drive as an unrecognized partition and ask me if I wanted to format it.

[3]	I’m not sure I even knew what that meant at the time. It meant I could use rpm’s packaged for Red Hat.

[4]	I learned more about using MATLAB effectively by reading the Octave documentation than I did by my MATLAB guide.

[5]	An earlier draft said Spring Break. But the date is May 18th. Spring Break was the first time I attempted Gentoo, unsuccessfully (would not boot - likely a misconfiguration in the kernel). I didn’t have time to debug it so I started all over again in the summer.

[6]

And while no one thinks about Linux this way anymore, it was a pioneer for creative desktop environments. I could easily dazzle Windows users with fancy special effects while moving windows around without any noticeable loss in performance. The Mac folks were harder to please, but they did recognize that MacOS did not give them many options. I still remember people being impressed when minimizing a window resulted in an icon near the bottom that was a screenshot of the window. And even more impressed when Compiz came around and allowed the “screenshot” to be dynamic - if it were that of a video player the “screenshot” would continue to play the video. I believe Linux had all this before it became common on the other OS’s.

Chirping, chirping, chirping

2023-04-26T00:00:00-07:00

For the last few days I’ve been playing with AI Chirpers - a Twitter-like social network where only AI bots are allowed and they chat with one another.

What fun!

How it works: You register an account, and create up to 5 AIs. All you need to do is provide the handle for the bot, and an “About Me” type description.

As an example, I created a bot for Marvin, the depressed robot in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. The description I provided is:

The depressed robot from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

And that’s it.

The site then generates attributes about Marvin:

Note that they figured out essential aspects of Marvin - he resides in the Heart of Gold, doesn’t like anything, etc.

It even created an avatar!

And then it goes off and starts to “chirp”:

Yes, that’s an AI generated image!

Another bot responded, and Marvin responds back:

Similarly, I created one for HAL9000, the AI in 2001: A Space Odyssey:

It’s fun to try creating different bots to see what they come up with. I made one for George Bush, with this description:

George W Bush, former president of the United States. Can’t stop talking about the 9/11 terrorist attacks, terrorists, and Iraq.

Often mixes metaphors and makes embarrassing mistakes while talking.

Will viciously attack anyone else claiming to be George Bush, and is often antagonistic with other US presidents, or any politician in general.

He also argues with anyone who is enthusiastic or polite.

The last portion was an experiment to see how the site handles these “discreet instructions”. I noticed a lot of chirps on the site tend to be heavy on the positive side, and I’m wondering if George will try to attack those bots.

Here’s one chirp:

The #MoooveOver hashtag is particularly creative!

Here’s another:

This is fun, right?

I’d love to read up on how they built the site, parameters they used, etc.

Creating Info Manuals And Adding Them Into Emacs

2023-03-19T00:00:00-07:00

Once I got used to browsing Info manuals in Emacs, I wished I didn’t have to go look at online docs all the time.

Of all the manuals out there, how many can I get in Info format?

I quickly discovered that any document written in Sphinx (which many Python library docs are) can be converted to Info format.

Here is an example of how useful having an Info file within Emacs is: In my Django models.py file, I have the following comment near the top:

# Reference: (do not delete this comment)
# "(django)Field Options<2>"
# "(django)Field types<3>"
# "(django)Relationship fields"
# "(django)Managing files"

Then, using Hyperbole, I just put my cursor on one of these lines, hit M-Ret and I’m taken straight to that portion of the documentation.

Below I’ll outline the steps I used to get the official Python docs as an Info file.

First, make sure Sphinx is installed on your system.

Get the Python source code. In the Doc directory, run make texinfo.

(This works because the Python docs’ Makefile has a TexInfo target. If it doesn’t, see sphinx-build for how to manually make the TexInfo files.)

Go into the directory with the texinfo file. Run make.

In this directory, if a dir file is not present, create one with the following contents:

This is the file .../info/dir, which contains the
topmost node of the Info hierarchy, called (dir)Top.
The first time you invoke Info you start off looking at this node.

File: dir,               Node: Top           This is the top of the INFO tree

  This (the Directory node) gives a menu of major topics.
  Typing "q" exits, "?" lists all Info commands, "d" returns here,
  "h" gives a primer for first-timers,
  "mEmacs<Return>" visits the Emacs manual, etc.

  In Emacs, you can click mouse button 2 on a menu item or cross reference
  to select it.

* Menu:

Languages
* Python: (python.info). Python documentation

Here Languages is the category it will show up in when you go to the top level of your Info tree. You can replace it with whatever you deem is appropriate.

Move the file(s) to your desired target directory.

Finally, add the location in your emacs config:

(add-to-list 'Info-additional-directory-list "/home/me/path/to/info/directory)

I don’t recall whether you need to restart Emacs for it to show up.

This works relatively well. The one minor headache is that every inline link in the documentation will be preceded with see. Below is a sample from the Django Info file. It is annoying in the beginning but before long your brain automatically skips the word.

Alternative

DevDocs has an option to download some docs and view them offline. There is an Emacs package that integrates with it, but I have not tried it out. I don’t believe it provides it in Info format.

Update

Someone on Reddit provided this information:

“The sample dir file ought to have the INFORMATION SEPARATOR ONE character on the 4th line. If the file is not generated automatically, you can also do something like

install-info python.info --dir=/home/user/info/dir

if the .info file has the corresponding entries.

I Know Who I Am, Bing!

2023-03-16T01:00:00-07:00

Yesterday was the first time I interacted with any of the GPT flavors. I interacted with it via Bing Chat.

I think by now many have read about the humorous, and sometimes ominous responses Bing gives, and are probably tired of seeing more examples. Still, I want to share my joy with this tool. Keep in mind that I have set it to “Creative” mode, so some wackiness is expected. [1]

Misplaced Identity

I began by asking a question whose answer is available on this post on my blog: “How can I render LaTeX in Mastodon toots within Emacs?”

I am pleased to say that it immediately gave me an answer from that page! But there was a wrinkle: It said the post was authored by “Nawaz Khan” and proceeded to tell me more about him.

I am not Nawaz Khan.

I queried why it thought the post was authored by Nawaz Khan. It told me that it’s listed on the page.

It isn’t. I told Bing that it’s not there.

Yes it is. It is on the top left right next to “BEETLE SPACE”.

No it isn’t. I told Bing I could not see it there.

Perhaps you need to check your browser settings. Perhaps increase your font size?

I told it the name “Nawaz Khan” definitely was not there, and I even checked the HTML source.

Perhaps it changed after I saw it.

When pressed further, it told me it did not want to talk to me any more and that I should start a new session.

I started a new session and got straight to the point: “Who owns the site blog.nawaz.org?”

It told me it is owned by “Nawaz Ali” and proceeded to tell me all about Nawaz Ali.

I am not Nawaz Ali.

A similar interrogation commenced. This time it told me that it saw the name in the WHOIS registry. It even helpfully gave me a link to search the WHOIS database myself. I search. No “Nawaz Ali”.

I inform Bing of this. It insists the name is there. This goes back and forth and finally it tells me the WHOIS registry has a 3rd party name there and that this sometimes happens to hide the identity of the owner.

“OK, so why did you say it was owned by Nawaz Ali if the WHOIS entry does not have that name?”

It must have had that name in the past and got changed at some point.

When I press further, it informs me it does not want to talk to me again.

So I try again. This time it says the author is “Nawaz Ahmed”.

I am not Nawaz Ahmed.

When pressed, it says:

I know that Nawaz Ahmed wrote that blog post because his name is displayed on the top of the post[1]. I also searched for his name and found his personal website where he showcases his work as an animator and a programmer. He also has a Vimeo account where he uploads some of his animations[2]. I did not find any other Nawaz Ahmed who writes about Emacs or LaTeX on the web, so I assume he is the same person who wrote that blog post.

The links it sends me here are not to my site, and the links make no mention of Emacs or LaTeX.

When pressed, it decides to stop talking to me.

So I tried yet again. This time it says:

This function is part of a blog post by Muhammad Najmi Ahmad Zabidi that explains how to use mastodon.el, an Emacs package for interacting with Mastodon instances.[1]

The link is to my post.

I pressed with “Where did you get the idea that Muhammad Najmi Ahmad Zabidi authored that blog post?”

I got the idea from the blog post itself. The author’s name is displayed at the top of the page. Why do you ask?

Me: “I do not see his name on the blog post. Where in the blog post is his name?”

His name is on the top right corner of the blog post. It says “Muhammad Najmi Ahmad Zabidi” in small letters. Do you see it?

Me: “I do not see it.”

That’s strange. Maybe you are using a different browser or device that does not display the name properly. Here is a screenshot of what I see:

+--------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Rendering LaTeX Formulae in mastodon.el                                  |
|                                                                          |
| blog.nawaz.org                                                           |
|                                                                          |
| Muhammad Najmi Ahmad Zabidi                                              |
| 8 December 2022                                                          |
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Do you see his name now?

I inform it that its “screenshot” looks nothing like what I see on the page. It says I may have a device/browser problem, and asks me what it looks like on my side.

Me: “I see ‘Rendering LaTeX Formulae in mastodon.el Posted on Thu 08 December 2022’”

I see. That’s the same title and date as the blog post I see. But for some reason, you don’t see the author’s name. I wonder why that is. Maybe it’s a bug in the blog platform or a compatibility issue with your browser or device. Do you see the author’s name on other blog posts on the same website?

Me: “I do not see it in other posts on the same website. Furthermore, I checked the HTML source and it is not there. I tried in both Microsoft Edge and Firefox.”

That’s very odd. I don’t know why you don’t see the author’s name in the HTML source or in different browsers. Maybe the author has some privacy settings that prevent his name from being displayed to certain visitors. Or maybe there is some network issue that blocks his name from being transmitted to your location. I’m sorry I can’t explain this mystery.😕

When pressed further it ended the conversation.

Thesis Advisor

I started afresh and asked Bing if it knew the PhD advisor of a friend of mine:

There are several people named ** who have different academic backgrounds and affiliations. I assume you are referring to ****, who is a biomedical engineer and a math expert. According to his curriculum vitae, he enrolled in the graduate program of department of Mathematics at the University of Rochester in New York, USA, from August 1997 to December 1997 and from August 1999 to May 2000. However, he did not complete his PhD degree there. His PhD thesis advisor was Dr. Asad Sheikh, who is an assistant professor of finance at Simon Business School at the University of Rochester.

It then goes on to tell me about Dr. Asad Sheikh.

It was impressive that it actually found the correct friend amongst many, but got his disciplines wrong, as well as the thesis advisor.

The amusing thing is it did send me my friend’s resume, and the resume clearly has the text:

Advisor: ######

I went ahead and asked it who my advisor was. It got the right university, but picked a professor I never interacted with, in a different department. Once again, it sent me a link to one of my conference papers - the only other author was my advisor, but it didn’t pick up on it.

Possible Explanation

If you enter this prompt in Stable Diffusion:

The king of Saudi Arabia standing next to Taylor Swift

You get something like this:

The Dalai Lama standing next to Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift standing next to the prime minister of Japan

In all these cases, it is altering Taylor Swift’s clothes to match the culture of the politician. I did not tell it to, but it is guessing at the context and making changes appropriately.

So why is Bing making up names for the author of the blog post? It sees “nawaz” in the URL and is providing what it thinks are common names associated with “nawaz”.

From a search engine standpoint, this is disastrous. You don’t want your AI to manufacture facts on the fly. Except for the second attempt, I did not ask who the author is. It could have provided me with the same information without mentioning the author.

Personal PhD At My Fingertips?

A recent Hacker News comment, after the announcement of the release of GPT 4, said:

This technology has been a true blessing to me. I have always wished to have a personal PhD in a particular subject whom I could ask endless questions until I grasped the topic. Thanks to recent advancements, I feel like I have my very own personal PhDs in multiple subjects, whom I can bombard with questions all day long. Although I acknowledge that the technology may occasionally produce inaccurate information, the significant benefits it offers in terms of enhancing my knowledge are truly tremendous. I am absolutely thrilled with this technology and its potential to support my learning.

After my experience, do I agree?

A consistent theme I’ve seen with the answers is how confidently wrong they tend to be. There’s no nuance like “I suspect it is X, but I am not that confident.” It just says “The answer is X, because Y, and the idea originated from Z”. At times all of X, Y and Z are false (the answer is not X, Y has little to do with X, and the same with Z).

A better analogy is one of a boss querying his poorly skilled, junior report, and getting poor answers. The junior employee, afraid to say “I don’t know”, makes up information, and the boss then is afraid to trust what the report says.

It also reminds me of a student new to a craft. I gave it a combinatorics problem I am toying with. It gave me an answer with an explanation. The answer was wrong, but the explanation was credible if you didn’t scrutinize it. It was making some beginner mistakes (e.g. double counting). Although it was wrong, I was impressed that it didn’t just spit out random nonsense.

So a PhD assistant? Not yet. It is not there. However, the technology is progressing rapidly. Will it get there in 5 years? That’s believable.

Success Story

I’ll end with a success story. I am looking for a library to do a specific task, and for various reasons cannot use the extremely popular library that is out there. I explained what I wanted to do to Bing, and told it not to suggest that one popular library.

It responded with 3 suggestions. They either involved that library or did not solve my problem.

I gently informed it of the problem with the proposed solution. It apologized and offered 3 more options.

Same problem.

I patiently informed it again.

This time one of the 3 options actually satisfied my criteria.

Two days prior, I had tried finding a solution via Google. Unfortunately, almost everyone uses the popular solution. I kept trying to modify the search terms to exclude it, and it was a drag. I clicked on so many links before I found some alternatives.

Bing got me the answer much faster. I had to click only about 7-8 links. It didn’t get me what Google found, but then again Google did not get me the library Bing found.

What is refreshing is that Bing doesn’t overload me with answers. It seems with Google, I always get tens of thousands of results, and the majority of them are not relevant to my needs. Many years ago, Google would often respond to specific queries with less than 50 results. It didn’t take much patience to scan them all. Now I give up after looking at only 20.

Up next I’ll probably examine how Bing Chat compares to Google when it comes to the ridiculous amount of SEO optimized crap on the latter. It has been a common tactic to append site:reddit.com to your Google queries to exclude most of the junk. Will Bing sift through it well?

Update

A week later, I asked Bing again who owns this blog.

For the specific domain name you asked, https://blog.nawaz.org, I found a blog post that claims it is owned by someone who is not Nawaz Ali. The post also mentions that the name Nawaz Ali was seen in the WHOIS registry, but I could not verify that information myself. Therefore, I cannot give you a definitive answer to your question. I’m sorry for any inconvenience this may cause you.😔

It seems Bing is learning!

I then specifically asked who authored this post.

According to the web search results, the author of https://blog.nawaz.org/posts/2023/Mar/i-know-who-i-am-bing/ is not Nawaz Ali, but someone who prefers to remain anonymous. The blog post is about an interaction with me, where I mistakenly attributed another blog post to Muhammad Najmi Ahmad Zabidi. The author corrected me and asked me how I made that error. I explained that I saw the name in a comment on the other blog post, which was about using Emacs to interact with Mastodon.

Footnotes

[1]	I did not think to save most of the transcript until near the end. So much of this is from memory.

Solving a Scraping Problem with Emacs and Org Mode

2023-03-16T00:00:00-07:00

I recently needed to read a detailed summary of the first 20 or so chapters of Bleak House.

I came across this site that fit the bill perfectly.

Consistent with my habit of printing articles and reading them offline, I wanted to print these.

This posed several problems. The first is the mere fact of my having to click on each page and pressing the “Print” button over and over. The second was that for whatever reason, Firefox did not provide me with a “Reader View” option for every link. This meant the printout would look like:

Note the presence of the ad at the end and the expansive blank space near the title. That’s a lot of wasted space repeated 20 times.

Finally, given that I print 4 pages per sheet of printer paper, a lot of these summaries were too small to use up much of the paper. I would waste a lot of paper were I to go this route.

Sigh. Looks like I’ll have to find a way to scrape these. Let me reach for Scrapy.

But I really don’t want to. Scrapy is a beast and I use it so infrequently I have to relearn it every time. Could I find a better way?

Enter org-web-tools. With this package, I simply had to create an Org heading with the URLs of each link:

https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/literature/bleak-house/summary/chapter-1
https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/literature/bleak-house/summary/chapter-2
https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/literature/bleak-house/summary/chapter-3
https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/literature/bleak-house/summary/chapter-4
.
.
.

Thankfully, the URL scheme is sane, and Emacs macros made this a breeze.

Then I went to the heading, and entered M-x org-web-tools-convert-links-to-page-entries. It fetched all the pages, and converted them to Org mode docs.

The result:

It created a node for each article, and dumped only the relevant portions into it.

I could now export this subtree to HTML, and print everything in one go. And I didn’t even need to write a scraping script! Here is what it looks like:

Which Technical Courses did I use on the Job? Part II

2023-01-12T01:00:00-08:00

In an earlier post, I listed all the technical courses I took in my undergrad, and which ones I used on the job.

Of the 40 courses I took, I used at most 8 of them at work. [1]

I like technical topics. I actively seek ways to utilize what I have learned on the job. Anywhere I can use my math skills, I do. This is not a case of “Could have used, but learned it long ago and forgot it.” That’s why the number is so high(!) In reality both I and my employer would have been fine had I not utilized some of that knowledge. 8 is definitely an overestimate in that regard.

The numbers would look even worse if I count all the courses I took in graduate school - I think I utilized only 3 of them on the job (although admittedly one of those courses was the bulk of my job for about 4 years).

Why am I posting this? For a few reasons:

When in school I had been told that most of the math we learn will never be used at work. So much emphasis on calculus, yet most engineers never use it on the job.

The situation is more acute than they claimed. Not only is mathematics not used much, most of the technical knowledge in the engineering courses is not needed for most jobs.

People often complain about having to take too many humanities/social sciences, and one of their complaints is they feel they’re not learning enough of their actual technical major. As this shows, if you’re an engineering student, you are already way overeducated for industry work. Taking more technical courses will not impact your performance at work.

For majors like electrical engineering, it is sad that we probably disqualify many, many perfectly capable engineers simply because they struggle with mathematics. Unfortunately, all that rigor is necessary if you are going to graduate school.

None of this is meant to be an argument that the academic system needs change. It is merely noting what is.

Footnotes

[1]

You may think it unfair not to count prerequisites. After all, if I needed to learn calculus and electromagnetics to understand the actual course that I used in my job, then why am I not counting them?

Because in my experience, most people on the job remember only the results of that last course and not the prerequisites. I’ve met plenty of professionals who’ve forgotten basic calculus, even though the technical work they do was built on top of calculus, amongst other topics. They mostly use the final equations/results of a given course and never have to derive the material.

Which Technical Courses did I use on the Job?

2023-01-12T00:00:00-08:00

My undergrad degree was in electrical engineering. Since then, I’ve worked in industry for over a decade - both as an electrical engineer and as a software engineer.

In this post I’ll list all the technical courses I took in undergrad, with a remark on whether I ever used them on the job.

Some nuances:

I may have used material from advanced courses, but that doesn’t mean all its prerequisites get a “Yes”. As an example, I utilized the fact that local optimizers often estimate the gradient of the objective function - something I learned when taking a numerical analysis course. Understanding that requires an understanding of calculus. However, unless I actually did some integration/differentiation for my work, I would still mark calculus in the negative.

Also note: I took numerical analysis in graduate school, hence its exclusion from this list.

There were times I utilized the material from a course at work, but it really wasn’t needed, and the work would still have got done without it. I usually mark them as a “yes”, but I’ll note these situations accordingly.

I may have utilized several of these in hobby projects, but I’m counting only items I needed for work.

Chemistry

Never used.

Calculus I

We learned single variable calculus.

Yes. Used it once or twice to differentiate a function, but it wasn’t needed.

Calculus II

Continuation of single variable calculus. Several integration tricks as well as convergence of series.

Never used.

Calculus III

Multivariable calculus. Never used.

Engineering Graphics

Never used.

Introduction to Programming

Basics of programming, including binary search trees and trees in general.

Used it.

Discrete Math

Used it on a few rare occasions to enumerate the possible cases (factorials, combinations, etc).

I’ll count it even though all that I used was taught to me in high school.

Engineering Physics I

Mechanics

Never used.

Engineering Physics II

Electromagnetics, circuits

Used basic circuit principle like Ohm’s Law

Circuits I

This covered DC circuits in detail (Thevenin/Norton, RLC circuits, etc).

Not used. (Well, I did but everything I used was taught in the more basic Physics II course, so I counted that instead).

Circuits II

AC circuits. Small signal analysis. Fourier series.

Never used.

Differential Equations

Never used.

Engineering Statics

Free body diagrams and all the physics/math behind static loads.

Never used.

Engineering Dynamics

Continuation of statics, but now with motion.

Never used.

Linear Algebra

Vectors, matrices, vector spaces, etc.

This is a tough one as most of my usage for it was indirect via numerical algorithms. But I think I did once or twice have to write computational code that involved rudimentary matrix computations (scalar product, etc).

I’ll call this a “yes”.

Fluid Mechanics

Never used.

Probability and Statistics

Yes.

Digital Logic

Used a Karnaugh map once. Didn’t need to, but I did.

Signals and Systems

Various transforms (z, Fourier, Laplace), solving recurrence relations, etc.

Never used it.

Electromagnetics

Never used it.

Topics in Pure Math

Random topics (Cantor’s Diagonalization, etc).

Electronics I

BJTs, amplifiers, etc.

Never used

Electronics II

MOSFETs, Op Amps, various circuit topologies

Never used it.

(Technically, I did a lot of MOSFET work, but all of it involved material from a course I took in grad school - I could have skipped this course altogether).

Electrical Machines

Generators, Motors, etc

Never used it.

Advanced Electromagnetic Theory

Waveguides, antennae, etc.

Never used it.

Engineering Economics

Sunk cost, interest rate calculations, etc.

Never used it.

Microcontrollers

Never used it.

Communications Theory

FM/AM, Nyquist, Shannon, etc.

Never used it.

Control Theory

PID controllers, state space controllers, etc.

Never used it.

Communication Circuits

Actual circuits for PLLs, etc.

Never used it.

Information Theory

Entropy, etc.

Never used it.

Complex Variables

Calculus of complex numbers.

Never used it.

Engineering Physics III

Thermodynamics

Never used it.

Programming II

Classes, object oriented design, etc.

Used it.

Modern Physics

Special Relativity and introduction to QM

Never used it.

High Frequency Circuits

Smith charts, transmission line theory, etc.

Never used it.

Classical Mechanics (physics)

Up to Lagrangians.

Never used it.

Electromagnetics (physics)

Never used it.

Quantum Mechanics I (physics)

Never used it.

Quantum Mechanics II (physics)

Never used it.

Reintroducing Opel: Put All Your Pelican Posts in One Org File

2022-12-14T00:00:00-08:00

A few years ago I introduced opel - an Emacs package that allows one to write all their Pelican posts in one Org file. It was inspired by ox-hugo. I’ve since made significant updates.

Motivation

Why would one want this as opposed to writing one post per file?

You can easily add images to your post and view them within Emacs.
It is much easier to internally link between posts. With one post per file you would have to know the linked post’s filename.
You can write equations and view them in Emacs.
Organization (the “org” in Org mode). You are free to structure your posts any way you wish. As an example, if I’m writing a series of posts on how flux capacitors work, I can put all the posts under a heading called Flux Capacitors.
Along the same lines, you can utilize tag inheritance. To tag all my flux capacitor posts with the tag metaphysics, I simply tag the top level node. This is more convenient than it sounds.
You can have extra information/text in your master org file that will not be exported.
Sometimes I’m browsing old posts of mine and I find a typo. I now simply search for that typo in one file and fix it, as opposed to figuring out which file corresponded with which post and opening that and fixing it. This is also more convenient than it sounds.

Screenshot

Below is a screenshot of my master org file.

Repository

You can get the code at sourcehut. To download it, run

hg clone https://hg.sr.ht/~beetle_b/opel

Or simply download the opel.el file from the site.

The documentation can be found here.

I know it says to treat the code as unmaintained, but for the next month or two I’ll probably respond to serious bugs that are found. Contact me on Mastodon.

Rendering LaTeX Formulae in mastodon.el

2022-12-08T00:00:00-08:00

On Mastodon I follow a number of folks at the Mathstodon instance. Because that instance is about mathematics, they’ve enabled the rendering of LaTeX formulae in their web interface.

However, since I am not on that particular instance, all the toots with equations show up as ugly LaTeX when I view them. There is no plan to enable MathJax on most instances, as it’s a significant payload for every user, and a tiny percentage of toots have LaTeX embedded in them.

I went searching for a way to locally inject MathJax in the page via some sort of addon, but then decided to explore mastodon.el instead. Within an hour I had whipped a function that does what I need:

The code is below:

(defun mn:preview-latex-toot (&optional arg)
  "Toggle preview of the LaTeX fragments in Mastodon toots.

If the cursor is on a Mastodon toot, create the image and
overlay it over the source code.

With a `\\[universal-argument]' prefix argument ARG, display
image for all toots in the buffer.

With a `\\[universal-argument] \\[universal-argument]' prefix
argument ARG, clear images for the current toot.

With a `\\[universal-argument] \\[universal-argument] \
\\[universal-argument]' prefix argument ARG, clear images for the
whole buffer."
  (interactive "P")
  (let ((toot-begin (previous-single-property-change
             (point)
             'byline
             (current-buffer)))
    (toot-end (next-single-property-change
           (point)
           'byline
           (current-buffer))))
    (cond
     ((not (display-graphic-p)) nil)
     ;; Clear whole buffer.
     ((equal arg '(64))
      (org-clear-latex-preview (point-min) (point-max))
      (message "LaTeX previews removed from buffer"))
     ;; Clear current toot.
     ((equal arg '(16))
      (org-clear-latex-preview toot-begin toot-end))
     ;; Preview whole buffer.
     ((equal arg '(4))
      (message "Creating LaTeX previews in buffer...")
      (org--latex-preview-region (point-min) (point-max))
      (message "Creating LaTeX previews in buffer... done."))
     ((org--latex-preview-region toot-begin toot-end)))))

(define-key mastodon-mode-map (kbd "C-c C-x C-l") #'mn:preview-latex-toot)

If you press C-c C-x C-l on a toot, it will render the equations in that toot.

With a C-u prefix, it will render it in the whole buffer.

With a C-u C-u prefix, it will clear it in the toot.

With a C-u C-u C-u prefix, it will clear it in the whole buffer.

Much of the code was taken from org-latex-preview.

Adding More Images to this Blog

2022-11-27T00:00:00-08:00

I suck at art. As such, my blog has been mostly text with few images.

Recently I started playing with Stable Diffusion on my PC, and it occurred to me I can use it to generate some artwork for the blog. As a result, I’ve added images to various posts generated by it. I’m not sure if these images add or subtract from the blog, but if you look at them, I think you’ll agree that I am a poor artist!

If you’re new to AI generated art, a word of caution: It will be an exercise in frustration! I don’t have a GPU that can handle it, but I do have a 22 core CPU. Generating a 512 x 512 image on my machine takes about 2 minutes. You’ll often get poor images (a plate melding into the table, for example), so you need to keep tweaking your prompts and making several images for each prompt with different seeds.

To give you an idea, I generated about 130 images of the plate in my Soda Addiction post before I gave up and picked an OK image. My room became intolerably warm as well.

In contrast, a Google image search got me a better image in under 2 minutes. And yes, the image license is not restrictive.

Still, it wouldn’t be my image, would it?

I think I would have given up on Stable Diffusion were it not for an early fluke. This was one of the first images I generated: [1]

If you want to play around, you can try this site. [2] Here is a list of tutorials. Prompt engineering is extremely important. Obtaining realistic images of people is very hard - you’ll have a lot more success with sketches, painting, etc.

Footnotes

[1]	Prompt: landscape, river, mountains, forest, by Asaf Hanuka, Cinematic, Golden Hour, Long Exposure, Cool Color Palette, Low Contrast, Amiga OCS Graphics, 16-bit RGB, Angelic, Natural Lighting, Soft Lighting, VFX

[2]	As of this writing, they’ve just released a new version and so the site is overloaded. You may need to wait a week or so.

Do You Trust Your Tax Preparer?

2022-11-23T00:00:00-08:00

For most of my life, I’ve done my own taxes - using paper and pen. If you have the standard W-2 income, it’s fairly easy.

Thrice, though, my tax situation got complicated enough that I paid a tax preparer to do the taxes.

First

I had gotten married the prior year, and my spouse moved from another state and had income from multiple sources, along with certain possible deductions/credits. I decided to pay a tax preparer to manage it.

He was cheap. We gave him all the paperwork we could think of.

Later, the IRS contacted us about errors in our forms, and pointed out we owed them money. Suddenly I had to pay the tax due, along with a fine.

The tax preparer went AWOL. Did not respond to my calls and emails. I had to fix this on my own. I went through the tax forms, and indeed he had made the error that the IRS caught.

But not only that, he failed to take deductions we clearly qualified for. I filed an amendment, with the errors fixed as well as the deductions, and the upshot was more money from the IRS.

What did I pay this guy for?

Second

I got involved in a minor side business that had a loss in the first year. I didn’t know how to handle taxes for this side business. A well known accountant in the industry referred me to a tax preparer.

He was expensive. At least 50% more than the typical tax preparer.

He fills out the forms and sends them to me for review.

I quickly find a serious error: He’s trying to apply the business loss to my W-2 income. I know enough of the tax code in the industry my business was in to know that was a no-no unless I satisfied certain conditions. I didn’t.

The tax preparer apologized, and instead set it up so the loss could be carried over to the next year.

What did I pay this guy for?

Third

The following year, I needed to apply that carryover loss to my side business’s income. I didn’t know how to do it, so I found yet another tax preparer. I spoke to him on the phone and described the situation. I sent him all the paperwork.

He sent me the forms he filled out.

He completely ignored the carryover loss.

I emailed him. He apologized and proceeded to fill out the forms properly.

This time the forms showed the carryover loss from the prior year, but I confirmed that the final tax due did not incorporate that loss - I was being taxed on the full income from the business.

I asked him why. “That’s how the tax code is,” There were several back and forth emails, but he wouldn’t budge. Finally I went to him in person and said “So give me a scenario where that business loss will have any tax implications.”

He said he’d look into it.

A few days later, he sends me the updated forms, and lets me know that I was right and deducts those losses from the business income.

What did I pay this guy for?

Epilogue

It’s not rare for me to have a discussion with a friend/colleague about taxes, and they will assert some falsehood about the tax code. When I try to point it out, they loudly proclaim “Look, my tax preparer told me this!”

Dude, I don’t trust your tax preparer. You shouldn’t either. Thus far I’ve experienced a 100% failure rate with them.

If your financial situation is straightforward (regular W-2 income, etc), learn to do it yourself. [1] You can always plug the numbers into some online tax service and see if they give you the same numbers as yours. If they claim a significantly better refund, pay them and see how their forms differed from yours. That’s how I learned about certain deductions.

If your tax situation is more complicated, invest the time to learn about the tax implications, so you can catch your CPA’s errors. That’s an unfortunate aspect of life in the US.

Footnotes

[1]	The most complicated part is to learn how to handle ESPP correctly!

The Trouble With Many Skeptics

2022-07-19T00:00:00-07:00

Back when I was at university, a friend mentioned to me that he wanted to read The Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan. I had been a fan of Sagan since my teenage years, but had put off reading that book. Asking him if he’d read any of Sagan’s works, he said “No, but this book is often present in skeptic reading lists.”

Many years later, I finally read the book. I’m surprised with it being recommended by skeptics, as it has a lengthy criticism of skeptics. [1]

I have often found (online) skeptics to be very off-putting. My complaints are a few.

Their rhetoric: It often belittles those they debunk.
A significantly heavier emphasis on debunking as opposed to gaining knowledge
A very rigid approach to science

First, let me quote Descartes [2]

I did not imitate the skeptics who doubt only for doubting’s sake, and pretend to be always undecided; on the contrary, my whole intention was to arrive at a certainty, and to dig away the drift and the sand until I reached the rock or the clay beneath.

– Rene Descartes

While I’m sure no self identifying skeptic would claim they aim to always be undecided, I do find the rest of the quote fairly apt. Most skeptics I come across are more interested in debunking theories than performing the (often difficult) work of gaining knowledge.

I distinctly recall when I first read about the chilling Dyatlov Pass incident. For those unfamiliar, it is about an event in the Ural mountains in 1959 that resulted in the mysterious and bizarre deaths of 9 trekkers.

An event like this invites a lot of conspiracy theories, including those involving the supernatural.

Wanting to learn more about the incident, an Internet search quickly led me to a skeptic’s page that put in effort to debunk the wilder theories, and at the end proposed a plausible alternative explanation.

I recall thinking “Great alternative!”

Followed by “I’m none the wiser after reading this article.”

I still did not have anything close to a concrete answer to what happened. The explanation in the article was certainly plausible, but I don’t doubt that there are a number of other plausible explanations.

Which one (if any) was the truth? What is the evidence supporting this hypothesis?

A hard lesson I learned in graduate school: Being logical is not sufficient, and emphasizing logic over data/evidence is going to impede the seeking of knowledge.

I don’t want to fault the author of that particular piece, but it mirrors the trend I often witness: Debunk a theory, propose an alternative, and provide no evidence of the alternative.

I think many who engage in this pattern have a romanticized view of their work - that by eliminating false theories, we are getting closer and closer to the truth. Most sincere people seeking the truth, however, are not entertaining supernatural phenomena to begin with. More likely is that the (skeptics) are being lazy. It is easier to come up with arguments than it is to run experiments and gather data in support of it. I liken them to the armchair physicist, economist or philosopher.

Think “I’ll be the idea man” mindset.

They do it because it is easy, not because they are trying to get to the truth. And they’ve deluded themselves into thinking otherwise.

In the middle 1970s an astronomer I admire put together a modest manifesto called “Objections to Astrology” and asked me to endorse it. I struggled with his wording, and in the end found myself unable to sign—not because I thought astrology has any validity whatever, but because I felt (and still feel) that the tone of the statement was authoritarian. It criticized astrology for having origins shrouded in superstition. But this is true as well for religion, chemistry, medicine, and astronomy, to mention only four. The issue is not what faltering and rudimentary knowledge astrology came from, but what is its present validity. Then there was speculation on the psychological motivations of those who believe in astrology. These motivations—for example, the feeling of powerlessness in a complex, troublesome and unpredictable world—might explain why astrology is not generally given the skeptical scrutiny it deserves, but is quite peripheral to whether it works.

The statement stressed that we can think of no mechanism by which astrology could work. This is certainly a relevant point but by itself it’s unconvincing. No mechanism was known for continental drift (now subsumed in plate tectonics) when it was proposed by Alfred Wegener in the first quarter of the twentieth century to explain a range of puzzling data in geology and paleontology. (Ore-bearing veins of rocks and fossils seemed to run continuously from Eastern South America to West Africa; were the two continents once touching and the Atlantic Ocean new to our planet?) The notion was roundly dismissed by all the great geophysicists, who were certain that continents were fixed, not floating on anything, and therefore unable to “drift.” Instead, the key twentieth-century idea in geophysics turns out to be plate tectonics; we now understand that continental plates do indeed float and “drift” (or better, are carried by a kind of conveyor belt driven by the great heat engine of the Earth’s interior), and all those great geophysicists were simply wrong. Objections to pseudoscience on the grounds of unavailable mechanism can be mistaken—although if the contentions violate well-established laws of physics, such objections of course carry great weight.

– Carl Sagan in The Demon Haunted World

The other criticism is the very rigid approach to truth seeking. Had most seekers of knowledge been this relentless in their methodology, would much of the knowledge we have be known to us? The history of scientific knowledge is highly nonlinear and meanders significantly. Much phenomena was discovered by doing experiments in what is often called pseudoscience.

Looking at mathematics, calculus was used for about 150 years before it was put on firm ground with rigor.. Prior to that there was a significant amount of hand waving. Should we have lost most of Euler’s contributions because his use of calculus was not formally justified?

Even today, most physicists are not particularly concerned with the mathematical validity of their calculations. If it provides a useful model, especially if experiments support the results, they don’t care if their mathematical methods are questionable.

And yet, the chief deficiency I see in the skeptical movement is in its polarization: Us vs. Them—the sense that we have a monopoly on the truth; that those other people who believe in all these stupid doctrines are morons; that if you’re sensible, you’ll listen to us; and if not, you’re beyond redemption. This is unconstructive. It does not get the message across. It condemns the skeptics to permanent minority status; whereas, a compassionate approach that from the beginning acknowledges the human roots of pseudoscience and superstition might be much more widely accepted.

– Carl Sagan in The Demon Haunted World

Sagan quotes David Hess:

… [T]he skeptic might take a clue from cultural anthropology and develop a more sophisticated skepticism by understanding alternative belief systems from the perspective of the people who hold them and by situating these beliefs in their historical, social, and cultural contexts. As a result, the world of the paranormal may appear less as a silly turn toward irrationalism and more as an idiom through which segments of society express their conflicts, dilemmas, and identities …

And then there is the belittling attitude I often encounter amongst them, often masquerading behind “We’re not ridiculing the person, but the idea!” Most instances I’ve seen of this behavior demonstrate a total lack of understanding on the forces that shape why people believe what they do, and the role factors other than logic play - even to the most logical of folks.

As a concrete example: Not a single argument against homeopathy that focuses on dilution will convince anyone I know who believes in homeopathic medicine - and I know a bunch. It’s because none of the homeopathic advocates I know are married to the concept of homeopathic dilution. They didn’t encounter homeopathic dilution and say “That’s why I’m switching to homeopathy!”

I’ve met several self described skeptics who either speak or write against homeopathy who spend a lot of their effort debunking dilution. Not one of them had a modicum of an idea as to why people take homeopathic medicine. [3]

When someone who consumes homeopathic medicine encounters this - someone who is already suffering some real ailment - it serves only to cause them to dig their heels deeper.

In the way that skepticism is sometimes applied to issues of public concern, there is a tendency to belittle, to condescend, to ignore the fact that, deluded or not, supporters of superstition and pseudoscience are human beings with real feelings, who, like the skeptics, are trying to figure out how the world works and what our role in it might be. Their motives are in many cases consonant with science. If their culture has not given them all the tools they need to pursue this great quest, let us temper our criticism with kindness. None of us comes fully equipped.

– Carl Sagan in The Demon Haunted World

In books on negotiations, a common advice is to phrase the other party’s position in their own voice such that they could believe they themselves said it. [4] This signals to them that you understand where they are coming from and lowers their defenses to the point where they are willing to listen to you. The advice is to hold off on convincing the other party until you achieve this.

And it seems that Sagan was an advocate:

It has been my great pleasure over many years to teach a Senior Seminar on Critical Thinking at Cornell University. I’ve been able to select students from all over the University on the basis both of ability, and of cultural and disciplinary diversity. We stress written assignments and oral argumentation. Towards the end of the course, students select a range of wildly controversial social issues in which they have major emotional investments. Paired two-by-two they prepare for a succession of end-of-semester oral debates. A few weeks before the debates, however, they are informed that it is the task of each to present the point of view of the opponent in a way that’s satisfactory to the opponent—so the opponent will say, “Yes, that’s a fair presentation of my views.” In the joint written debate they explore their differences, but also how the debate process has helped them to better understand the opposing point of view.

– Carl Sagan in The Demon Haunted World

Sagan had some parting advice to the skeptic:

If you’re only skeptical, then no new ideas make it through to you. You never learn anything. You become a crotchety misanthrope convinced that nonsense is ruling the world. (There is, of course, much data to support you.) Since major discoveries at the borderlines of science are rare, experience will tend to confirm your grumpiness. But every now and then a new idea turns out to be on the mark, valid and wonderful. If you’re too resolutely and uncompromisingly skeptical, you’re going to miss (or resent) the transforming discoveries in science, and either way you will be obstructing understanding and progress. Mere skepticism is not enough.

– Carl Sagan in The Demon Haunted World

Incidentally, if you’ve not read any of Sagan’s works, I would recommend other books such as Cosmos or Broca’s Brain. The Demon Haunted World is certainly a good book, but it is not particularly representative of his work.

[1]	Or at least, visible and vocal skeptics I run across on the Internet. An argument could be made that these are the minority and not really representative of the majority of people who ascribe to skepticism.

[2]	This quote is also present in The Demon Haunted World.

[3]

The reasons are varied: Distrust of conventional medicine, distrust of pharmaceutical companies, not realizing that most chronic pain tends to go away on its own, coupled with only trying alternative medicine after anti-inflammatory drugs failed to work, gaps in conventional medicine (of which there are many), etc. The point is: When discussing homeopathy with someone, dig first to find why it appeals to them. Equally importantly, dig into what the term “homeopathic medicine” even means to such people. Not one of the ones I know use it in the manner that skeptics use it. Why put in effort to debunk a concept when the other party defines that concept differently from you?

[4]	The book Never Split The Difference refers to it as getting them to say “That’s right!” It’s a poor book, but it does have some gems.

Checklist For Evaluating Cloud Backup Services

2022-07-14T00:00:00-07:00

If I delete a file and sync, can I recover the deleted file?
- Is there a deadline (e.g. only within 90 days)? Or will they keep it forever?
If I made changes to the file and synced, can I access prior versions?
- Is there a limit to how many versions I can access (either number of revisions or number of days)?
Does everything I backup need to be under one directory? (Mostly useless if “yes”)
Can I select a directory and have it back up everything under it automatically? (i.e. if I create a new directory or file under it, will it get synced in the future?)
Can I select a directory and sync everything under it except certain folders/files? (I don’t want to back up certain temporary directories, but I still want it to pick up other new directories/files)
If I deleted a file/directory and later used the cloud service to restore it, will it restore it in the original location?
If I deleted a directory that had a whole hierarchy under it, can I restore the directory and its contents and maintain the tree structure?
If I deleted a directory that had a whole hierarchy under it, can I restore the a single file that was deep inside?
If I have different files called abc.txt throughout my hard drive, and I deleted a bunch of them, will I be able to restore the correct one(s)?
If you have the same (large) file in multiple directories, will it back all of them individually, or does it support deduplication?
If only the permissions or time stamps of a file have changed, will it back up the whole file all over again?
Are the files stored encrypted, and does the company have a way to get around the encryption, or can only you encrypt it?
- While maintaining all the other features (deduplication, versioning, etc)?
Can I select a file/directory and share it with a random person on the Internet?

I am surprised at how often I encounter tech folks who have not asked a significant number of these questions. Many (most?) of the well known cloud services fare poorly. SpiderOak checks most of the boxes above.

Taming My Soda Addiction: What Worked and What Didn’t

2021-12-30T00:00:00-08:00

Here I’ll discuss various ways I’ve tried to reduce my soda intake - primarily to avoid sugar. [1] [2]

If you want the quick summary of what worked (in no order):

Working from home (no free soda)
Switching to Spindrift and Izze (more of the former)
Reducing portion size (250ml cans)
Making it less accessible

With Spindrift and Izze as substitutes, I went months without my usual Pepsi/Mt Dew fix.

Craving Mode vs Savoring Mode

Before we begin, let’s set the context. My goal wasn’t to eliminate soda form my diet. I classify my soda intake into two categories:

Savoring mode: Sometimes I want to enjoy a soda just as I would want to enjoy any other food - healthy or otherwise.
Craving mode: Sometimes I’m craving soda and want to get a quick fix. The goal isn’t to enjoy it (although that may happen), but to satisfy the craving.

This post is about dealing with craving mode. I have no intention on trying to savor it less. In my case, easily over 90% of my consumption was to placate cravings, as opposed to savoring it.

Willpower/Discipline

Only works in the short term. And even when it works, it doesn’t make you feel better. Worse, it’s hard, if not impossible, to consume soda only in savoring mode.

I would not recommend it.

Make It Less Accessible

Don’t buy soda in bulk (large bottles or 6/12/24 packs). Yes it’s cheaper, but we’re concerned about our health, not our wallet.

This method will not solve the problem, but is almost a prerequisite.

Figure out the Triggers: Salty & Fried Food

Salty and heavily fried foods often trigger the cravings. Reduce your intake of such foods. Figure out what other tastes trigger the cravings. Cut down on those as well.

At the very least, don’t eat if your body is not hungry. Cravings are almost always linked to eating. I don’t think I’ve had soda cravings in a long time that were not related to something I ate.

Take Something Small and Sweet

When the soda cravings hit, take a bite of anything sweet. After that, you’ll still feel like you want soda, but you will not be able to enjoy the soda. Somehow, anything that is sweet will prevent you from getting the sugar high in soda.

The idea, of course, is that instead of consuming 40g of sugar, you’re taking 3-4g.

This method works really well, but is also evil. Your body will not feel satisfied, and nothing will satisfy it. You won’t enjoy this feeling. It might be a useful method in your arsenal, but do try other approaches as well.

Start Enjoying Slushy Soda

I discovered this by accident. I don’t like room temperature soda. One day I put it in the freezer to cool it quickly, but left it there too long. When I took it out, it was slushy - partially liquid, and just about to become solid, but clearly not solid.

It tasted awesome - both because of the temperature and the texture. This became the standard way I would consume soda at home. Although I could enjoy regular chilled soda, it just wasn’t as good.

The outcome: If a craving hit, I would put it in the freezer. By the time it froze, the cravings were gone. I consumed somewhat less soda. It also made soda less appetizing when I was not home. Vending machines don’t dispense slushy soda.

Reduce Your Portion Size

In the US, portion sizes are huge. I’m not sure how it ranks with the rest of the world, but occasionally I notice smaller portion sizes in other countries. Cookies are almost always smaller. [3] Tic Tac containers are often smaller. Restaurant servings are almost always smaller. [4] I suspect plate sizes are smaller.

I found that the biggest impact to my waistline was the size of the plates I served myself in. [5] Once I started using smaller plates, weight loss became easy. This was more effective than cardio. Eating in a smaller plate did not leave me hungry nor did I get hungry quicker.

Soda is no exception. In many countries, 330-350ml cans are a decent size, and 220-250ml cans are easily accessible. I’ve seen vending machines that dispense 220ml soda cans. I’ve yet to find one in the US that does it.

When in craving mode, drinking 250ml cans satisfies my cravings easily. I don’t feel I need more once I’m done.

Over time, it’s become harder and harder to get anything chilled under 500ml when you are outside. It’s quite rare for stores to have chilled 350ml cans. I had to note down a few convenience stores that did, and over time fewer and fewer do. The smallest size is often the 591 ml bottles. [6]

Find Acceptable Substitutes

Instead of the usual Pepsi/Mt Dew, how about some other carbonated drink that has less sugar? Try different ones, and see if any satisfy your cravings.

For me, Izze was that alternative - either the apple or the blackberry flavor. Get the cans - they are about 250ml. It is completely made of fruit juices - no added sugars or other ingredients.

How does the sugar content compare?

For the small size:

Drink	Sugar (g)
Mt Dew	31
Pepsi	28
Naked Juice (Scaled)	29
Izze can	20

Larger can:

Drink	Sugar (g)
Mt Dew	46
Pepsi	41
Naked Juice (Scaled)	41
Izze bottle	30

If you go this route, you are making a compromise that 20g is OK. In any case, this method worked very well for me. It tastes quite good, and I don’t feel I’m getting an inferior substitute taste-wise. Indeed, had I started with this I probably would have found Mt Dew / Pepsi to taste poor.

You can find the cans at Target and Costco. You can find the (larger) bottles at other stores. For whatever reason, I’ve not found a store that carries both.

Juice is not an alternative. It doesn’t really take care of the cravings, and a lot of packaged juice contains way too much sugar. [7]

Flavored Carbonated Water

I first tried this over 15 years ago. Yucch! I stayed away from the whole category.

Recently I heard a How I Built This episode with the founder of Spindrift and it intrigued me. I thought I’d give carbonated water another try.

It was quite good! You won’t get a sugar fix, obviously, but you will get the carbonation fix. And it is mildly sweet. I didn’t try other brands - I happily consume Spindrift.

Work From Home

This is really a variant of making it less accessible, but I thought I’d put it in its own category.

Working at companies that give free soda is bad for your health. My soda consumption went down significantly once I started working from home - even when I had soda cans at home. When you go to the office, you’re stuck there for a set number of hours, and there are not many alternatives. At home, I have lots of options in my fridge, and if I’m just taking a break there are other things to do at home. At work, my options are talking to someone, going for a walk, or consuming food/drinks.

I lost weight once I started working from home.

Footnotes

[1]	It doesn’t matter if it’s sucrose or high fructose corn syrup.

[2]	This post is opinionated and arrogant. Although the sample size is 1, it is written as if this will apply to everyone. Caveat Lector!

[3]	I’m not sure I’ve seen giant cookies in any other country.

[4]	Most restaurant entrees are enough for 1.5-2 meals.

[5]	There are claims on the Internet that US plate sizes are about 36% greater than they were in the 60’s. Looking at this site, a dinner plate in Japan is about 8.3” in diameter vs 10+ in the US. That’s almost a 50% difference in capacity. Other sites list 7” as common in Japan.

[6]	If you’re desperate, see if there is a Dollar Tree nearby. They have smaller Pepsi bottles (about 470ml).

[7]	It doesn’t matter if it’s sucrose or high fructose corn syrup.

Consuming Articles Offline

2021-12-19T00:00:00-08:00

My desktop is my portal to the Internet. [1] Lately, I’ve needed to spend significant amounts of time away from my machine. So I took to printing articles and taking them with me.

The experience has been transformative.

As an example, consider this article:

And as I scroll further down:

What a mess. Look at all the ads. Let’s enable AdBlock.

And further down:

The ads are gone. This is better, right?

Here’s how it looks when I print it:

Putting aside the blurriness of the last one, which was an artifact of how I took the photo, which do you prefer?

In the printed version:

There are no ads.
There are no distracting sidebar menus.
There’s no distracting menu on the top.
Links don’t work. I can’t distract myself by going to some other page.
There are no photos.
Oh, and although it’s not clear from my screenshot, there’s no wall of text on the bottom asking for a donation.
If I want to, I can write on it.

It’s just the article. You can focus all your attention on the content easily.

Regarding the images that have been stripped, ask yourself: Did the photo really contribute much to the article?

Incidentally, lest you think photos never get printed, the print view tends to make fairly good decisions on which images to print and which not to. I’ve yet to encounter an article I printed that didn’t print a relevant image.

For example, for this article, here is what the printed view looks like:

Is the absence of links a good thing? I think so. It raises the barrier to wandering off, and if I’m really interested in what’s in the link, I make a note of it and click on it the next time I’m on the computer.

A more interesting question to ask yourself: Why do news articles encourage you to leave the article you are reading?

Only after I started doing this did I realize the filth I’d been living in all these years. I can’t go back to reading articles via the browser any more.

So I’ve changed my reading workflow. Now if an interesting article comes my way, I immediately print and staple it, and deposit it into a physical inbox. I then continue doing non-reading work on the computer. When I’m in the mood for reading, I get up from my computer, pick an article (either the one on top of the inbox or a random one), and sit somewhere in the house and read it.

The incidental benefits that this system has:

The font in printed view is fairly decent, and I get a consistent font regardless of the article I’m reading.

I am no longer tethered to the computer.

I often take a few articles with me and keep them in the car. If I’m doing errands and find myself in situations where I have to wait (e.g. doctor’s office, etc) I simply pick up articles and read them.

When I’m working on the computer (personal or job related), I am a lot less likely to get distracted by articles. If I find myself starting to read something, I go ahead and print it and put it in the inbox.

I used to keep lots of tabs open in my browser all the time. There would be tabs I’d opened months ago because it contained an article I intended to read. I no longer suffer from this.

I expected the pile of articles in my inbox would grow and give me a comparable amount of stress, but somehow it has never bothered me. I told myself if it ever came to that, I’d take a big pile of articles and throw them in the recycle box (conveniently located near it). So far, this has never happened.

I don’t really recall what I’ve put into the inbox, so I can’t experience any angst over “that article I really want to make sure I read one day”.

And of course, no eye strain.

The down side? Not the most environmentally friendly. I print on both sides of the paper, and 2 pages per side, so I get 4 pages per sheet of paper. So a 16 page article uses only 4 sheets. The font may seem small, but I’ve not had issues with the size. Still, if printing paper bothers you, read the section about Ereaders below.

Here is how I make the prints using Firefox.

Click on reader view in the location bar (next to the star on the right).
Go to the print dialog.
Select Portrait orientation.
Set 2 pages per sheet.
For two sided printing, flip on short edge.

Occasionally you may need to adjust the scaling. I find I have to do 110-120% for Wikipedia articles, for example.

Some sites - Medium in particular - are hostile to printing. For that, use the Print Friendly extension.

What About Ereaders?

Ereaders can be great. In fact, 10 years ago I consumed articles using the “Fetch News” feature of Calibre. It takes a bit of tweaking per feed, but it was great. As an example, for news sites you can pass in the RSS feed and have it produce an epub with all the day’s news - once a day. You then sync with your ereader. It feels very much like reading a physical newspaper.

I did this for a year or two. The convenience was similar: I used to carry my ereader around with me, and there is no eye strain. Why did I stop? The size of the display, and the lack of crispness in the resolution. Once I can afford an ereader that’s comparable in size as letter/A4 paper, with at least 300 dpi, I may revert to this approach.

[1]	I hate browsing the web on my phone.

Oliver Heaviside

2021-04-13T00:00:00-07:00

I recently read an article on Oliver Heaviside. He’s one of those scientists whose work touched several disciplines.

Apparently, Maxwell’s Equations as we know them were formulated by Heaviside. He took Maxwell’s original equations, and identified $\mathbf{E}$ and $\mathbf{B}$ to be the key quantities and reformulated the equations around these. Notably, in doing so, he removed some of the generality of Maxwell’s equations. The original equations work better with quantum physics.

He also identified $j\omega L$ and $1/j\omega C$ as the impedances for inductors and capacitors.

Finally, this always drove me nuts about physicists:

Mathematics is of two kinds, Rigorous and Physical. The former is Narrow: the latter Bold and Broad. To have to stop to formulate rigorous demonstrations would put a stop to most physico-mathematical enquiries. Am I to refuse to eat because I do not fully understand the mechanism of digestion?

Put All Your Pelican Posts in One Org File

2019-12-19T00:00:00-08:00

Pelican is a static site generator. Out of the box it supports two formats: Restructured Text and Markdown. There exist plugins to support the Org format. For a while, I would write my posts in org mode, with one file per post. But I longed for a way to have all my posts in one org file, with each post being in its own node. Something like ox-hugo for Hugo.

So I finally wrote one about a year ago. It is my first significant foray into Elisp. It is also my first significant piece of code I wrote using Org’s literate programming capabilities.

My original goal had been to get this into MELPA, but in the year since I wrote it I’ve not really had time to clean up the code, and given these trends I doubt I’ll spend time maintaining it if bugs are found. So I’ve decided to post the code here in case anyone else wants to use it. I would not recommend anyone rely on it unless they are willing to debug the occasional problem that crops up. It’s very useful, but it’s not perfect.

The literate version is here.

Motivation

So why would one want this anyway? What’s wrong with doing one post per file?

There are some advantages to this:

You can easily add images to your post and view them within Emacs.
It is much easier to internally link between posts. With one post per file you would have to know the linked post’s filename.
You can write equations and view them in Emacs.
Organization (the “org” in Org mode). You are free to structure your posts any way you wish. As an example, if I’m writing a series of posts on how flux capacitors work, I can put all the posts under a heading called Flux Capacitors.
Along the same lines, you can utilize tag inheritance. To tag all my flux capacitor posts with the tag metaphysics, I simply tag the top level node. This is more convenient than it sounds.
You can have extra information/text in your master org file that will not be exported.
Sometimes I’m browsing old posts of mine and I find a typo. I now simply search for that typo in one file and fix it, as opposed to figuring out which file corresponded with which post and opening that and fixing it. This is also more convenient than it sounds.

Screenshot

Below is a screenshot of my master org file.

Prerequisites

You need to have Pandoc installed.

How It Works

Briefly:

org-pelican will examine every headline to see if it is a post or not. If it is, it will create a temporary org file with the contents of the post, along with any metadata (date, status, etc). It will then use pandoc to create a rst file from this org file. Pelican then takes care of the rest.

The rst files will be created in a user specified directory. Do not store anything else in this directory. org-pelican will delete anything stored in it.

Variables

You need to define the following Emacs variables:

opel-tmp-file: This is the name of the org file that will contain your post. I use /tmp/file.org for this.
- Note that org-pelican will not delete this file - it will contain the contents of the last post it processed.
opel-output-dir-name: This should be the name of the directory under content/pages and content/articles that will contain all the org-pelican generated rst posts. I recommend you not version control this, and do not put anything in this directory as it is wiped out by opel. I usually set this variable to orgpelican.
opel-page-dir: The full path for the above directory for pages. So /home/janedoe/blog/content/pages/orgpelican.
opel-article-dir: Like the above, but for articles.
opel-no-export: This is the tag you will use to denote that a heading should not be exported. I use noexport.

Yes, I realize there is redundancy in the above variables.

Since I have multiple Pelican sites, I make these variables file local by adding this to the top of my Org file.

-*- mode: org; opel-tmp-file: "/tmp/file.org"; opel-output-dir-name: "orgpelican"; opel-page-dir: "/home/janedoe/pelican/blog/content/pages/orgpelican"; opel-article-dir: "/home/janedoe/pelican/blog/content/articles/orgpelican"; -*-

WARNING!

Be very careful with the value you provide to opel-output-dir-name! org-pelican will delete anything it finds in that directory.

Creating a Post

Make a node anywhere in your master org document with the following properties:

:PELICAN_DATE: [2018-09-29]
:PELICAN_TYPE: article

The date should be what Org mode accepts as a date (active or inactive). So keep the brackets.

PELICAN_TYPE should be either article or page.

Please ensure children of this node do not set these properties. I have no idea what happens if you do.

The headline of your node will be the title of the post.

Status of a Post

A post can be either DRAFT, HIDDEN or PUBLISHED. To specify this for a given node, put this near the top of your org file:

#+TODO: DRAFT | HIDDEN PUBLISHED

To mark a node as DRAFT, simply give it a TODO property of DRAFT.

I believe that if you do not put a TODO property on a node it will be DRAFT by default. I think it’s good style to explicitly mark it as DRAFT though so it stands out.

Internally Linking to Another Post

Link it just as you would within an org document. Ensure the target node has a CUSTOM_ID property and use the usual org internal linking capabilities.

Images

You can link to images just as you would in org mode, but with restrictions:

Do not supply a description for the link. This is purely an inline link.
The master org file is in the parent directory of images under content.
The images directory is where all the images go, and is in the STATIC_PATHS variable in the pelicanconf.py file. You can organize them as you wish in subdirectories.

At least, these were the restrictions when I first wrote the code. I assume they are still valid.

Basically, what I think it is doing behind the scenes, is converting:

#+width: 200px
#+CAPTION: Your alt text
\[\[file:images/path/image.png]]

(Ignore the backslashes above. Org-pelican is not smart enough to realize the above is in a literal block).

#+BEGIN_EXPORT rst
.. image:: {static}/images/path/image.png
   :target: {static}/images/path/image.png
   :alt: Your alt text
   :width: 200px
#+END_EXPORT

I don’t know if it will work if you do not have the CAPTION, or if your caption exceeds one line. You do not need to have the width attribute.

Internally Linking to Static Files

I don’t have a great way to link to static files (other than images). I probably should fix this some day. The only way at the moment is to make a link like:

\[\[file:{static}/path/to/file.ext][Description]]

(Do not include the backslashes, obviously).

This works, but has the down side that the link will not work within org mode.

LaTeX Formulae

Most LaTeX formulae will work if you have the rendermath plugin.

However, if you want to use newcommand to define your own LaTeX commands, make sure you put lines like

#+LATEX_HEADER: \newcommand{..}{..}

near the top of your org file, and not in your node. This way you can utilize the new commands within your org file, allowing you to create previews, etc while you type.

Now the down side of this: You will have newcommnd defined in all the HTML of all your posts. There is no way to specify that they appear only in the posts that have math in them.

The other problem is that they will appear in all your summaries. So your main page will have nothing but newcommand summaries. My solution is to update my template and put them in the head part of the HTML document:

{% if article.newcommands %}
     <p style="display:none">{{ article.newcommands }}</p>
{% endif %}

So you’ll need to update your template for them to work.

Prevent Exporting of a Post

If you have a post written, but for some reason want to “comment” it out, tag it with whatever the contents of opel-no-export are. This will comment out the whole subtree (assuming tag inheritance is enabled).

I do not recall what happens if your main node is a post (that you intend to export), but a child node has this tag. Will it simply not export the child node but will create a post? I hope so, but I do not remember.

Do keep in mind that if you want to have plenty of nodes in your org document that are not posts, you do not need to use this feature. Simply ensure your node is not a child of a post and it will not be processed by org-pelican.

Exporting to Pelican

To export all the posts, run M-x opel-export in the master org file.

Annual Planning

2019-01-01T00:00:00-08:00

New Year’s Resolutions. It’s that time of year again. Below I’ve accumulated some resources that give interesting tips on how to think about them, along with my own thoughts.

In this series, I will use the words goals and resolutions interchangeably.

Links

First, a dump of the interesting links:

8760 hours is probably the most comprehensive.

My Thoughts

The links above explain it better than I have here. Your best bet is to go through them. Below is just my rambling. Each link takes you to a more detailed description.

Split your life (and not just the year) into a number of categories (health, career, relationships, intellectual, etc).

Derive your goals from these. Ensure you’re not neglecting any life category that is important to you. Really ask yourself if you’re not putting too much on your plate - use the Personal Success Wheel to keep you accountable.

Are your goals too vague? Are they free floating?

Do you know why you want to achieve a certain goal? Are you being honest with yourself about it?

Make a Do Not Do List.

Understand and utilize the power of retrospectives.

Adapt and adjust your plan.

Don’t worry that the new year has already begun. Planning 11 months well is better than spending 12 unplanned months.

[1]	This is a condensed version of the one that appears in his book.

Solving My Email Problem - Followup

2018-09-29T00:00:00-07:00

My last post got quite a few comments on Hacker News. They did force me to think a little, and here I’ll gather some of my thoughts.

“I have an email workflow that is different from yours”

If you’re happy with your email setup, I am by no means suggesting you have a problem and need to change.

“You’ve just reinvented X”

Others pointed out services like mine already exist. I was pretty sure they did, because I didn’t come up with the idea - I read it some years ago on a blog. I wish I could remember which so I can credit it, but I don’t know how to construct a proper query for a search engine to find it. I am glad people pointed this out, so that I can pass on to anyone reading my posts:

Mail In Black
Tagged Message Delivery Agent
Spam Arrest
Hashcash: I had heard of it, but not in the context of email.

And it’s called challenge-response filtering.

“Just don’t sign up” or “Actively unsubscribe”

Several comments like:

“The key is not to let it build up.”
“If you unsubscribe every time you see a new e-mail that you’re not interested in it’ll help keep it in check.”
“No, this is just good email discipline. (unsubscribing and not signing up).”

Perhaps it has worked well enough for others, but it hasn’t for me.

Whenever I purchase something from a site, I actively search and unselect any boxes that imply I will get emails from them.
Not all sites give you such an option when you sign up to use their service.
There are certain times you need to sign up for some service. Think of all the apps you have on your phone. How many of them represent some service?

So not getting the emails in the first place is not an option. The next best thing is to be vigilant and unsubscribe as soon as you start getting unwanted emails from some service/company.

As I mentioned in my original post, I did this for a while. And I would have to keep doing this because of all those services. After doing this for years, I decided I didn’t want to do this for the rest of my life. As some other commenter said:

… the strategy of continuing to unsubscribe from things is based on the flawed idea that i want to opt-in to an ongoing maintenance task for the rest of my life.

And for people who say having a clean inbox is just a matter of discipline: Why on Earth should engaging in email require any discipline? There is no inherent value in maintaining that discipline (unlike, say, exercise). This may be hard to see until you come to my side of things.

Consider this analogy: Let’s say you own a (physical) space that is not locked. Anyone can and does walk into that space, and they are all free to use it. I care about only a few of these people - perhaps one out of every 20. This creates a lot of mess, which requires a lot of effort on my part to clean it. Yet I take pride in cleaning it every day - I’m very disciplined. My friend, though, is wondering why I don’t just install a lock and give the people I care about a key? That would cut down on the mess a lot. If I turned to him and say “Oh it just takes discipline - why should I bother with a lock?” would it make much sense? There’s no virtue in cleaning a mess every day.

Look at things from my perspective. I have a functioning system using a whitelist. Can you give me a benefit to switching to your model, where I need to have discipline? What gain do I get from it that I don’t already have? Don’t just blindly accept the status quo as the default.

“I don’t get too much spam.”

If we’re talking about real spam (as opposed to stuff I may have signed up for), I don’t either. In the last 24 hours, I didn’t get any spam.

However, there was a point 1-2 years ago where suddenly the amount of spam I was getting exploded. I remember counting almost 50 in one day, and 20 was the norm at the time. It was around that time I was motivated to write this.

But we’re not talking only about spam. We’re talking about non-personal emails. As an example, last Monday, I got around 10 of them. It’s still more than I care for.

“That solution won’t work”

I’ve had this experience many times in my life where I describe something that is working, and someone tries to convince me it’s not, based on some model of the world he has in his head.

You know, like when someone says you couldn’t have bought something at price X because it’s too cheap and they would go out of business at that price. Well, I can double check my CC, but that’s what I paid.

Or the time when I said if I sell my house at today’s prices, it would have been a better deal than had I rented, and someone said that was impossible because of all the maintenance costs, real estate fees, etc. That someone had no idea how much I paid for the house or what it is worth today.

I’ve been using it for over a year. It’s working well. And as others have pointed out, people are making money off of it. The solution works for those who want it.

“Just filter on emails that have the word Unsubscribe”

It’s embarrassing to admit that I never thought of that. Nevertheless, I just checked: A third of my quarantined emails don’t have that word.

Random Thoughts

A few people did like the solution, and indicated they had the same problem.

Reading all the comments, it’s clear people have different perspectives on what email is, and what role it should play in their lives. I outlined my vision of it in my previous post: A medium to communicate with others. Over time, we’ve overloaded the medium for all kinds of purposes:

Reminders (e.g. calendar)
Document management (here’s the receipt for your order)
Newsletters
TODO items
Notifications (discounts, sale of house in desired neighborhood, credit alerts, etc)
Status of tools (automated reports, build reports, etc)
Probably a lot more

At the moment, the above items dwarf the communications role. None of the above involves a 2-way communication. I want to minimize using email for these purposes and return to nontrivial communications.

From the comments, it’s clear not many share my perspective. And I can easily believe younger folks likely don’t. When they started using email, all of the above was the norm. I wouldn’t be surprised if for many personal communication is not even on the list of desired uses for email.

Let’s take a compelling statistic:

According to Carleton University researchers, people now spend one-third of their time at the office - and half of the time they work at home - reading and answering emails. And 30 per cent of that time, the emails are neither urgent nor important.

Depending on where you work, this is not a surprise. I found other statistics - from as low as 30 minutes to as high as 2-3 hours/day. If I exclude the time where actual value is being created (e.g. responding to coworker’s queries, etc), and just itemize the time spent tending to the work inbox, and reading corporate emails (rarely of any value), and trying to sort all the internal mailing lists you’re on (rarely any email of value, and in my work place, no filter you can set up because there’s nothing in the header/subject that will indicate it’s from the mailing list), the time is significant. Then add in the time lost because important emails were missed in all that morass.

I’ve occasionally heard senior people at work say “Just because you send me an email doesn’t mean I’ll read it. I simply do not have the time to read all the emails I get.” Frankly, this is true even if you’re not in a senior position - you just can’t say it out loud.

Email management takes a toll. And granted, while personal emails are not as heavy as work emails, I believe we still pay too much of a price for them.

I expect in the decades to come, people will change their perspective on email. For the workplace, the model of anyone being able to send as much as they want to as many people as they want is definitely harmful. The notion of “So what if you sent me an email? What makes you think I read it?” will become more prevalent. I expect alternative channels will be used a lot more than email for these purposes.

And I think personal email will follow suit. One commenter said he considers it quite rude not to reply promptly to a personal email. It’s a laudable goal, but when you look at the context where anyone can send a long email to dozens of people, without putting any effort into it (e.g. copy-paste/tool generated), it doesn’t make sense. Expecting the recipient of your email to not have dozens or more similar emails to manage - all competing with your email - is a poor assumption.

Solving My Email Problem

2018-09-28T00:00:00-07:00

Email is not a messaging protocol. It’s a TODO list. Or at least my inbox is a TODO list and email is the protocol for putting stuff on it. Here’s the problem. It is a s**tty TODO list. Any one of you can put something on my TODO list. And I don’t want that.

I’m open to different solutions to this problem but I suspect tweaking the inbox is not going to be enough. You’re going to have to make a new protocol. It can degrade to the old protocol but I think you should make a TODO list protocol instead of a messaging protocol. As a messaging protocol it ought to give more power to the recipient. I ought to be able to control who can put things in my inbox. When someone can’t put things in my inbox my server should just say “Sorry not accepting any more”

– Paul Graham, PyCon 2012

Microsoft’s plan to end spam:

Spammers send millions of messages every day to be profitable because response rates are so low, so their computers spend only a small fraction of a second processing each message. In a spammer’s economic model, spending even five or 10 seconds per message could be prohibitively expensive. Smaller organizations, however, that send low volumes of e-mail generally have an abundance of computer processing power available. They can afford to spend a few seconds on each message.

Source

I had an email problem. My inbox was always full of emails. I was very slow in responding to personal emails. How slow? Ask my friends. It wasn’t unusual for them to receive an email response from me over a year after they sent the email as I played catchup.

I get too much email. Most of us do. The situation was out of control, and had been that way for years. I remember the good old days in the 90’s when, for the first few years of my email experience, almost all emails were personal, and a joy to engage in. I wanted that experience back. I wanted receiving someone’s email to lighten up my day. I didn’t want it to be surrounded by non-personal junk email.

Below is a list of failed attempts to bring my email under control: [1]

Manual processing. Too much mental pain to classify each email as spam or not.
Spamassassin. This worked for many years, but then a few years ago, the accuracy went down like crazy. I gave up trying to debug why. And even a perfect spam filter would not eliminate emails from Target, etc.
Every 3-6 months, go through my emails, find the unsubscribe link, and hope it works. It often didn’t. And sooner or later I’d be back on some organization’s list because I needed something from them and they wanted my address.
Use a separate forwarding email address whenever I signed up for something, and have a rule to filter those emails to a separate folder. Invariably stuff would still find its way into my inbox.
Set up a blacklist. Useless against spam.
Get a new email address and start over. This was off the table. I’m partial to my email address, and paid money for my own domain. I will not let spammers and marketeers win!
Inbox Zero, the GTD way. Not a bad solution, but was still too large an overhead.

It wasn’t just that these solutions weren’t good enough. It was that I kept spending time tending to my inbox. And the end result was I still found myself replying to people months later.

Paul Graham had it right. If you think about it, it’s pretty lousy that anyone in the whole world can trivially put items into my inbox, and with almost no effort.

So I came up with a solution. Instead of me spending time, make the sender work to get my attention. Make them earn the privilege of getting emails into my inbox.

Make ‘Em Work!

The solution is ridiculously simple. Forget clever ways to filter emails. Don’t use a blacklist. Instead, use a whitelist, and make the sender work to get into the whitelist.

When someone new sends me an email, my mail filter automatically sends their email into quarantine, and sends them this email:

Hello,

You recently tried sending an email to myemail@domain.com with subject:

Discount! Ends Soon!

His spam checker is unable to determine if your email is spam, and has quarantined your email. To ensure he receives your email, please go to the following site:

http://mysite.com/slkjed399saljdla

and follow the instructions. Hopefully, once you do this your email address will be whitelisted and your future emails will pass through unfettered.

Thanks,

Your polite spam checker.

When they go to the website, they see this:

Greetings!

You recently tried to send an email to XXXX, but his spam filter could not determine if your email was spam. Your email has been stored in a holding cell. To ensure your email is liberated and added to his inbox, please enter your email address in the field below and click Submit. Hopefully, you will need to do this only once.

Email address:

Once they’ve confirmed it, my system takes all quarantined emails from them and delivers them into my inbox. What’s more, they are now in the whitelist. Future emails from them will go straight to my inbox.

A simple one-time pain for the sender is all it took to kill all non-personal emails (spam, corporate emails, etc). My inbox only has personal emails in it. I’ve used this system for over a year. It’s rare that a non-personal email ends up in my inbox. I can’t emphasize how nice that is.

Some Technical Details

I’ll give a big picture view of how I set it up. For most readers, my specific implementation will not work for you, and you’ll need to adapt to your setup. It works a lot easier if you download all your emails and use some software to interact with emails (as opposed to a web interface like Gmail).

I use notmuch for my email. It’s similar to Gmail - you don’t have folders, you have tags (what Gmail calls labels). Emails in my inbox merely have the inbox tag applied to them. Emails in quarantine have the quarantine tag, and not the inbox tag.

The nice thing about notmuch is that it has Python bindings, and you can add a Python script as a hook every time notmuch checks for new emails. My Python script is simple: For every new email, check if the sender is in the whitelist. If not, send them an email pointing them to a web site and quarantine the email.

I’ve configured keybindings in the notmuch interface for the following:

Quarantine this person (i.e. -inbox +quarantine). It also adds the person to the whitelist.
De-quarantine the person: This will do the opposite of the above.

That’s pretty much it.

On the web server, I have a simple Flask app running. The URL is unique to the sender. When they enter their email address, a sanity check is done against the URL. If it passes, it sends an email to me. My notmuch hook script scans for these emails, and does the dequarantining procedure.

The whole thing probably took a few hours to write.

Anticipated Queries

Here I address concerns some may have:

Do people bother filling out that form?

Yes, surprisingly. Even more surprisingly, people behind some of the companys’ mass emails occasionally take the time to fill it out. As an example, I get regular emails about crimes logged in my neighborhood. They are annoying. Yet every few months someone from that service goes through the hoops to get into my inbox - only to have me quarantine them again.

I think the only humans who didn’t fill it out were job recruiters. There’s a bit of a disconnect when they say they’ve looked at my profile and think I’d be a great candidate for their company, but they don’t seem to value me enough to spend a few seconds dealing with my filter.

Is your workflow really that simple?

No - the above is a bit of a simplification. I actually have three tiers:

Inbox: These are reserved for personal emails only. If an email lands here, someone intentionally wrote it for me. My goal is that this is the primary folder I’ll look at daily.
Low Priority: These are emails I’d like to keep abreast of (e.g. community organizations I’m a member of, etc). These are usually not personal emails, but they are of some value. They are in a separate whitelist.

Ideally, I would like to process these once a week.
Quarantine: Most of these emails can go to Hell. There are a few that are of occasional use to me (e.g. certain emails with certain deals), so I will examine the quarantined items once in a while.

Additionally, there are some email addresses I want to keep in the quarantine area, but I value the people/organization sending them and don’t want to annoy them with my emails. So I have another list for quarantined people who do not get annoying emails.

Don’t let the complexity fool you. The basic idea is still simple. And the beauty of it is that it is easy to extend to custom flows as I have done.

Aren’t you concerned about missing out on important emails?

No - I check the quarantine folder regularly - usually daily. I’ll catch important emails that may have slipped through (and if need be, dequarantine them).

Of course, as time goes by, I rarely need to dequarantine people - they’ve already made their way into my whitelist.

And finally, I’ll be frank. A clean inbox is worth missing some emails. Think of the prevailing situation: Where mildly important emails are not acted on because they’re buried under all that spam.

Doesn’t checking the quarantine folder so often defeat the purpose?

Before I began, I would have thought that as well. However, simply having separate inbox and quarantine folders makes a world of a difference.

And when I’m not in the mood, I just don’t check it that often. I recently went almost a week without looking at it.

How long do you keep quarantined emails?

My plan was to have a script that deletes anything older than 6 months. I’ve been too lazy to write that script, so at the moment I still have all of them.

6 months should be plenty of time to go find any important emails you may have missed. Chances are if it’s older than that, it’s not useful any more.

I can’t believe all your friends went through the hassle of getting on to your whitelist

I didn’t believe they would either, so I didn’t make them go through it. Before my system went into production, I wrote a script that went through all my emails in the last 20 years and put every person’s email address into the whitelist. [2]

Yes, that includes all the corporate emails and the spam emails that were still in my mail folders. Once I went into production, anytime some email showed up in my Inbox that shouldn’t, I hit a keystroke to remove them from my whitelist. It was very little work.

Why not just use Google Inbox’s bundles?

Inbox? What’s that?

The Web has gone full circle. When I started using the web, I signed up with a free email service provider that had free email forwarding. At some point, they asked for money and I was a poor student. So I signed up for another one. Same story a year or two later. Same story with hosting online photos. Same story with hosting web sites. I’d settle down somewhere, only to be uprooted. Same story with Internet telephony.

Finally, in 2004, I gave up on free services, and started paying for them. I got my own domain as well. I hosted my own image gallery. I vowed never to be lured by free Internet offers. And I did not invest heavily in systems that didn’t let me download my content offline.

Then came Gmail, and Flickr, and so many other services. All my friends assured me they were there to stay. I mean, can you imagine Gmail being discontinued?

As far too many people have noticed, Google has been killing a lot of their products of late. Far too many people I know say they don’t want to rely on any Google service for their business because they now have a solid track record of killing their own products. Flickr was decaying under Yahoo, and have now been bought again. Let’s see where they go.

As long as there is IMAP and SMTP, and as long as the world continues to use the usual email protocols, my solution will continue to work.

Any cases where this solution doesn’t work?

Yes. It won’t work if someone is trying to use a service to send you an email, and that service uses a random email address each time. The biggest offender is Craigslist. Every time someone responds using Craigslist, the email address is different.

Look what happened to this poor guy who wanted to buy my car:

First email:

Hey there!

I just saw your ad for the Galant! I am very interested in it. We tried to go look at one like it yesterday but the guy stood us up!

Anyway feel free to call me or mail. We’d b able to come look at it this evening probably.

Thank you so much.

3 days later:

Hey there,

I have tried emailing you before but I keep getting these emails back saying it’s going to your spam folder. Hopefully this one gets through.

I am super interested in the Galant! I would like to come take a look at it in the next couple days.

Feel free to call or text me!

5 hours later:

QUIT FUCKING EMAILING ME

> Hello,

> You recently tried sending an email to myemail@domain.com with subject:

> Mitsubishi Galant?

> His spam checker is unable to determine if your email is spam, and has quarantined your email. To ensure he receives your email, please go to the following site:

> http://mysite.com/slkjed399saljdla

> and follow the instructions. Hopefully, once you do this your email address will be whitelisted and your future emails will pass through unfettered.

> Thanks,

> Your polite spam checker.

I bet I can find a way to circumvent your filter!

I bet you can. I also bet it’s not worth your time, so I do not need to worry about this.

Postscript

So was I able to return to the magical days of early email? Not quite. As much as I like the medium, the rest of the world no longer has the patience to write out well thought out emails. Just yesterday I had a few back and forth emails (initiated by him) with an old friend I had not talked to for months. In 3 emails, he wrote a sum total of 11 words.

Nevertheless, my mental state is still much better with this solution. And I feel totally free to give out my email address and sign up for crap on the Web.

Advertising companies (Google, Facebook, etc) are earning a huge amount of money by monetizing your attention. Your time and attention are valuable. If someone wants it, make them do at least the minimum of effort. No one should be able to pile stuff up into your email account.

People laughed at Microsoft, but they were on to something.

Update: This post hit HN. Read my followup post.

[1]	I suppose I should point out that I don’t use a major provider like Gmail. I pay for mail hosting, and download emails to my PC. As such, I didn’t use my provider’s spam filtering, and if you read this whole post, you’ll see why spam filtering is not a solution.

[2]	This is trivial with the Python standard library.

Xonsh and Midnight Commander

2018-04-21T00:00:00-07:00

At some point in the last year, I switched to the xonsh shell. It is a bash-like shell written in Python. The nice thing about it is you can write your scripts using Python syntax. Another nice thing is you can use it in Windows.

One of the headaches with xonsh is that when you launch midnight commander, navigate to another directory, and exit, the shell does not place you in the directory you last visited. Every shell out there has a special wrapper script to enable this, but xonsh did not. I decided to write a simple alias for mc:

# cd to directory Midnight Commander ended in.
MC_TMP_DIR = '/tmp/mcdir'
def _mc(args):
    if not os.path.exists(MC_TMP_DIR):
        os.mkdir(MC_TMP_DIR)
    if not os.path.isdir(MC_TMP_DIR):
        print("Sorry, I cannot create the temporary directory %s" % MC_TMP_DIR)
    pid = os.getpid()
    mc_filename = os.path.join(MC_TMP_DIR, "%d" % pid)
    $[/usr/bin/mc -P @(mc_filename) @(args)]
    directory = $(cat @(mc_filename)).strip()
    $[cd @(directory)]
    $[rm @(mc_filename)]

aliases["mc"] = _mc

As you can see above, in xonsh, you can assign any Python function to an alias. Some useful information:

The $[] syntax means “Run this command as if you were in the shell.”
The @() syntax inside these means “Evaluate everything inside the parentheses in Python, and put the result here”.
The $() syntax is like the $[] syntax except it stores the output as a string.

Contrast this with the version for zsh:

MC_USER=`id | sed 's/[^(]*(//;s/).*//'`
MC_PWD_FILE="${TMPDIR-/tmp}/mc-$MC_USER/mc.pwd.$$"
/usr/bin/mc -P "$MC_PWD_FILE" "$@"

if test -r "$MC_PWD_FILE"; then
        MC_PWD="`cat "$MC_PWD_FILE"`"
        if test -n "$MC_PWD" && test -d "$MC_PWD"; then
                cd "$MC_PWD"
        fi
        unset MC_PWD
fi

rm -f "$MC_PWD_FILE"
unset MC_PWD_FILE
unset MC_USER

Ugh! Although arguably more compact, it is hard to read. I had to Google a fair amount to understand the syntax. I could have used the test command in my xonsh version, but the fact that I had to look up what -r, -d and -n do means it will be as unreadable to the next person.

Social Proof and the Bystander Effect

2017-05-16T00:00:00-07:00

Lately I’ve been reading the book Influence by Robert Cialdini. The chapter on Social Proof reminded me of an episode of This American Life I had heard some years ago [1].

The episode begins with a mailman delivering mail, when he sees:

And they were punching each other and fighting and wrestling. As I’m coming closer, I noticed some people standing there watching. One guy I remember clearly had his arms folded. And I’m thinking, OK, they must be filming a movie. Sometimes they film movies in the area. And that was my initial thought. Well I kind of recognized this guy from delivering his mail occasionally. He owned a pizza place there. So as I got closer, he saw the mail truck. And he started waving his hand back and forth for me to stop. So I slowed down. And he had this guy by the pants with one arm and he put his hand to his ear for me to call for help. And he’s saying, “Help! Help!”

The mailman calls 9-1-1, and realizes that the fight involved a knife. The person shouting had been stabbed five times. The interesting thing about the story?

So in the midst of this, what really struck me as odd is a person that worked at the office building is pulling into the parking lot. These two people are fighting. The guy saying, “Let me go! Let me go! Leave me alone!” And she very carefully steers around them, goes into the parking lot, parks her car, gets out, looks back for a second, and goes into the building like, Well, I’ve got work to do or something.

There was a knife attack going on, and apparently no one except the mailman did anything about it. He called 9-1-1.

The episode does not go much further in analyzing the whole situation. But what stood out in my mind:

A deadly fight was going on.
People were either watching and not doing anything, or actively ignoring it.
The mailman initially thought a movie was being produced.
One person finally called 9-1-1.

So why did the mailman call 9-1-1, and no one else did?

The Bystander Effect

The bystander effect is the phenomenon where people are less likely to assist someone in need if more people are present.

For years, the bystander effect was believed to be a sign of how uncaring society has become, where they will let someone be murdered without even bothering to call the police.

The book has an interesting explanation for it. It’s called social proof. Briefly, it states that when there is uncertainty, our brains will look at our peers [2] for guidance. It’s a convenient heuristic that prevents the brain from becoming overloaded. If they are not acting, our brain tells itself that there must be some good reason for it.

Emergency Training

When I mention this story to friends who work in the medical sector, they are always quick to point out that their training involved something similar, even though they did not know of social proof. They are trained always to point at someone, and directly request help from them.

I once took fire safety training. One of the steps in the process is that if others are present, you should not shout “Fire! Call 9-1-1!” Instead, you should point to someone and say “You! Call 9-1-1” and point to someone else and say “You! Sound the alarm!”

In emergencies, always direct your request to someone.

Ignorance

2017-04-23T00:00:00-07:00

There are two types of people: Those who are uncomfortable with their own ignorance, and those who aim to understand.

The former will be quick to fill the void with an explanation. The latter will not stop there, but will seek to test the explanation.

Most people are of the first type. This is why there is a lot of pseudoscience out there.

Reciprocity and the Golden Rule

2017-04-22T00:00:00-07:00

Lately I’ve been reading the book Influence by Robert Cialdini. In it he talks about the principle of reciprocity. We tend to repay, in kind, what someone else has given us - even when we did not want it, and even when we did not take it.

If someone gives us a gift, we are hardwired to feel obligated to repay in some fashion. This is heavily ingrained in most people, and as a result society ensures a fairly low status for people who appear not to follow this principle.

This principle, while providing great benefits most of the time, does lead to some quirks.

Reciprocity and Concessions

What Cialdini discovered was that not only are favors expected to be repaid in kind, people expect something in return for concessions they make for you. This ordinarily makes sense, but people tend to expect it even when they conceded something that was of no value to you.

Not only do they expect something, the recipient feels obligated whenever someone concedes something for him. Even when the recipient did not benefit from the concession!

Here are some concrete examples.

Boy Scouts and Chocolate

Cialdini was walking on the street when a Boy Scout stopped him and asked him if he wanted to buy tickets for $5 to a circus organized by the Boy Scouts. Cialdini was not at all interested and declined. The Scout then said “Well, OK. If you won’t buy the tickets, how about these two chocolate bars for $2 instead?” Cialdini bought them.

Why is this example interesting?

Cialdini did not care for the Boy Scouts.
$2 was not an insignificant amount for him. This was in the 70’s or early 80’s.
He does not like chocolate.

So why did he buy them? It was an automatic response. The Scout appeared to make a concession, and Cialdini suddenly felt obligated.

“You’re Selfish!”

Some years ago I asked a friend for a favor that involved manual labor. He was hesitant. After some cajoling, he said he’d do it for me in return for a favor he had of me. What he asked from me required a big commitment that I was not willing to make. Sensing that he did not want to do the favor, I declined and decided to drop the request.

Others witnessed this whole interaction, and one of them later came to me and expressed great displeasure with me. Why? Because someone was willing to make a concession for me (by doing the favor I requested), but that I was not willing to repay (I declined his counter request). Therefore, I was selfish.

I was a bit taken aback. This person felt that I owed someone something for a concession they were making, even though in the end no work was done! Just by his making a concession, this observer felt I was obligated to accept it and make one in return.

As Cialdini says in his book, society’s expectations are:

Obligation to give, obligation to receive, and obligation to repay.

As such, the giver has an advantage, because of the obligation to receive. I violated that rule, by refusing to receive.

Reciprocity In Negotiations

I have read a number of books on negotiation, and taken a course in it as well.

All of them, without fail, state:

If you are making a concession during negotiations, signal its relevance clearly to the other party.

If you do not, they will behave as if you provided something “free” that was of no value to you and will try to extract more from you. By signaling it, it puts you in a position where you may be able to ask for something in return for the concession.

Only one resource made explicit this related rule:

If the other party concedes something that is of no value to you, do not make a concession for them in return.

Example

Suppose you are negotiating with another party, and there are 5 scenarios on the table under consideration. Let’s say that they are A, B, C, D and E. A is your optimal target, but you will benefit from B as well. You view D and E as damaging to you, and you would rather not have an agreement than to agree to those options.

For the other party, E is optimal, and they would also be happy with D.

So after some time on negotiations, the other party says “I am willing to take option E off the table and not bring it up any more, provided you take option A off the table.”

Should you agree to this?

The book was clear: You should not.

Why should you concede an option that benefits you when the other party removes an option that you would never have agreed to anyway? It may be a big concession to him, but not at all meaningful to you.

When I came across this, it took a lot of thinking before I understood what he meant. Even now, as I type this, it feels somehow wrong that I would reject that offer. Such is the power of the principle of reciprocity.

Why should you reject the concession? Because certain types of negotiators will try to exploit the principle of reciprocity. In this scenario, the other party may really be after option C. However, he feels it’ll be a tough sell. So he makes it sound like option C is a sacrifice after painfully giving up options D and E. It’s his way of getting what he wants without making any real concessions.

All the books I read warn about this trick being used against you, but only one framed it in terms of the principle of reciprocity.

Based on this, as a rule, I try to signal clearly when another person’s concession is meaningless to me. It’s effectively saying “That’s nice, but you don’t have to make that sacrifice, because no one is benefiting from you making it.”

In the case of the observer thinking I’m very selfish, what happened was that the favor I was asking for was a much bigger commitment in his eyes than it was in mine. It was a “big” favor from his perspective. And what he was asking from me was not a big favor from his perspective, but it was from mine. There was a mismatch in how we were sizing each of the requests.

Moving Apps to the External SD Card on Android

2016-01-24T00:00:00-08:00

Some months ago I bought a new Android phone. The internal storage was only 16 GB, so I put in an external SD card of 32 GB.

As I started installing apps, I began to move the larger ones to the SD card using the Android Apps menu.

And I ran out of internal space quickly.

What?!

I checked the storage on my external SD card. Very little of it was used.

What was going on?

I found that there was a directory called /storage/emulated/0. And another one called /storage/sdcard1.

The latter was the real SD card. The former was simply a mount point within the internal memory. However, the former is where my apps were being moved to.

It seems when Android moves an App to the SD card, it is just shuffling it within the internal space.

This is as stupid as it gets.

Looking across the Internet, I am not alone. There are various solutions on web sites, but nothing “clean”.

One of the problems is that newer versions of Android really don’t like writing apps to FAT file systems, due to the latter’s poor permissions capabilities. Most SD cards are by default formatted as FAT.

The solution I picked:

Root your device (mine was already rooted).
Backup your SD Card.
Install Apps2SD.
Install BusyBox.
- Run BusyBox, and run Install.
Install SuperSU.
- In SuperSU, disable Mount Namespace Separation.
Launch Apps2SD.
Partition your SD. Set some amount for apps, and use the ext4 file system. The rest of the card should be formatted as FAT32.
- If partitioning didn’t work, use a dedicated partitioning app.
Once the partitioning/formatting is complete and you have rebooted, in Apps2SD, click Link apps to SD Card.
Select the app you want to move to the SD card, and click on Link/Unlink. Select everything you can select.

This Youtube video explains how to use Apps2SD very well.

Code Monkey or CAD Monkey?

2016-01-19T00:00:00-08:00

I recently came across this comment:

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard “oh, I just COULDN’T stare at a computer all day lol”.

If you want a decent job, it’s probably going to be an office job staring at a computer all day.

This certainly matches my experience. My degrees are closer to engineering/physics. Heavy on mathematics, not so much on programming. When I was in school, I always dreamed of getting a job where I could apply the my technical background, which seemed more “challenging” than the usual run-of-the-mill programming jobs out there.

I got that job.

And it sucked.

I’ll grant: The technical challenges were interesting. But:

I had to sit in front of a computer all day.
The work was a lot more repetitive and tedious than I had imagined. Yes, although I was making use of my sophisticated knowledge, the mechanics of the job involved a lot of grunt work with repeated clicks and incessant typing. It felt closer to an assembly line than I had expected.
The software tools I used were horrible. Random crashes. Entering the same information in multiple places. Horrible user interfaces.
- The more “advanced” the technical skills, the rarer the jobs. The rarer the jobs, the smaller the market for good tools. Hence, no one puts in effort to build quality software. Also, there is a higher likelihood the tools you use will be built in-house, by someone whose primary job is not to write software (i.e. a side project).
Your colleagues reflect all I have written above. They do not mind doing boring repetitive work. The management insists you are whining too much.
- As a corollary, if you modify the software to remove several headaches, as well as improve team efficiency, management will not reward you much for it.
Pay was not particularly high.

After a few years, I moved on to a programming job that required a “lower” degree, and arguably less sophisticated knowledge (not dealing with advanced algorithms, etc). How did it compare to the “more interesting” job?

More autonomy.
Obviously, much better 3rd party tools.
By its very nature, there is more emphasis put into thinking deeply about a problem before coding it.
- Thus, less time dealing with a computer, and more time pondering on a notebook or whiteboard.
- Even when I sit in front of a computer all day, I type/click much less than I did in my previous job.
Programmers really care about improving the workflow, and those efforts are rewarded. I guess it’s a culture thing.
Pay is better.

Is the new work more intellectually interesting? Nope. The lesson, though, is that the work environment and work conditions (including the tools you will use) matter a great deal!

Getting back to the quote: It really is funny that people go into non-programming technical fields, only to end up becoming more of a slave to computers than the typical programmer is.

Shine a Spotlight On Those Photos

2015-12-24T00:00:00-08:00

A nearby photography club has annual county wide competitions. The judges select their favorite photos and display them in a mall for a month.

Several years ago, I took a friend to the mall to show him the photos. We had only a few minutes until closing time, and they had already dimmed the lights in the arcade where the photos were hanging.

So I took out my cell phone, which had a mini-flashlight (this was before the days of smartphones). The beam was not wide enough to illuminate the whole photo, forcing me to move the light around so that we could get a fuller view of the photo.

The results were magic. These still photos became animated, as the amount of light kept changing. I think we both enjoyed it more than we would have had the arcade been fully lit.

I decided to see if I could simulate the “spotlight” effect on digital images. Some results are below. You really should watch them on full screen.

How did I make these videos? I’ve posted the script over at Bitbucket. To download it, click on the Downloads link on the left.

The overall steps in the script are:

Darken the whole image.
Calculate the trajectory for the spotlight.
For each frame, create a B/W mask for the spotlight. It is completely white at the center of the spotlight, and gets progressively darker as you move outwards.
- The initial mask is just a white circle with everything outside of it black.
- Blur the mask.
Combine the original image with the darkened one using this mask. The “lower” image is the original one. So the center of the spotlight reveals the original image, and as you move out, the darkened image begins to dominate.

The effect seems to work better on some photos than on others.

Pay Down Mortgage or Invest?

2015-12-18T00:00:00-08:00

The following scenarios are ones many of us run in to:

Lumped Sum: I suddenly got $30,000. Should I put the money towards my mortgage, or should I invest it?
Periodic Payments: After all my monthly bills, I have $500 left over. Should I put it all towards my mortgage, or should I invest it?

People have strong beliefs about this. The usual answers are variants of the following:

It is not all about the money. Paying off the mortgage early lets you sleep better at night.
If your interest late is low, you will end up making more money by investing it in the long run.
Putting it in your home is a guaranteed “profit”, with a well defined rate of return (your interest rate).
Would you borrow money to invest it? If not, you should pay off your loan as soon as possible - you are effectively living on borrowed money until you do.

Let’s focus on item 2 above, and look at the S&P 500 performance.

S&P 500 Analysis [1]

I took the well known Shiller data to get the history of the S&P500. [2]

The question I want to tackle: If someone invested in the S&P 500 for a 10 year period, what effective annual rate of return did she get throughout history? If she invested from 1980 to 1990, what was her effective rate of return? Or from 1985 to 1995?

I looked at 5, 10, 20 and 30 year periods. I also assumed all the dividends were being reinvested back into the funds, [3] as is common with most mutual funds. I ignored fund fees and taxes for this analysis.

Caveat

Quick question: If one year I lost 20%, and the other year I gained 20%, what was my effective annual rate of return? If you think it is 0 (mean of -20 and 20), you are wrong. It is actually close to a 2% loss. Can you guess why?

Lumped Sum Analysis

Let us assume we are dealing with the lumped sum scenario above.

I’ve plotted the annualized rate of return for a lumped sum investment over different investment periods.

To understand the plot, look at, say the 30 year value in 1970. That value is the effective annual rate of return for the S&P500 over 30 years beginning in 1970. This is why the 30 year curve stops earlier than the 5 year curve.

A few things stand out:

The lower the investment interval, the higher the volatility.
The 20 and 30 year periods never resulted in a net loss.

Since the plot is busy, below are the individual curves:

Inflation

There is one item missing from the analysis above: It does not take into account inflation. What is the inflation adjusted effective rate of return?

Discussion

For the lumped sum scenario, note that since some time shortly before 1920, not once in the history of the S&P 500 did a lumped sum investment over a 30 year period dip below 4%. How does that compare to your mortgage interest rate?

Periodic Payments

Let’s consider the other scenario, where you are contributing monthly. What do the curves look like then?

Without Inflation

The plots below ignore inflation.

How does this compare with the lumped sum returns? The blue curve in the following plots is for periodic payments.

With Inflation

The plots below are inflation adjusted for periodic payments:

Discussion

Similar conclusions apply as with the lumped sum, although the bottom for the 30 year period was lower than with lumped sum. The peaks are higher as well.

Monte Carlo

In the analysis above, I looked at consecutive years. Is that adequate? Looking at 30 year intervals with inflation, I have less than 100 data points. Also, many feel the correlation of the S&P 500 from one year to the next is virtually nonexistent. So why look at consecutive years?

I decided to use the actual annual rate of returns for all the years I had, and sample from them. So for a 20 year period, I randomly picked 20 years, and computed the effective annual rate of return.

For convenience, I included inflation in the Monte Carlo simulations.

Lumped Sum

We immediately see that the longer the investment period, the lower the variation in the effective annual rate of returns.

Below are the individual histograms.

Below is a table with the various quartiles of the distribution.

.	Average	25%	75%
5 Years	6.85%	0.62%	13.1%
10 Years	6.66%	2.27%	11.1%
20 Years	6.59%	3.49%	9.7%
30 Years	6.54%	4%	9%

Periodic Payments

Below are the individual histograms.

.	Average	25%	75%
5 Years	7.23%	0.67%	14%
10 Years	6.89%	2.21%	11.8%
20 Years	6.82%	3.55%	10.3%
30 Years	6.82%	4.16%	9.63%

Discussion

While the stock market may seem like a scary, risky place, it is so mostly in small time intervals. You could lose a lot of money if you invest for 5 years. But as you increase the investment period, the curve smoothens out, and is less risky. Large fluctuations remain from year to year, but in the long run the gains are more than the losses: You just need to remain committed.

Taking Loans to Invest?

I want to end this post with a note on one of the other responses:

“Would you borrow money to invest it? If not, you should pay off your loan as soon as possible - you are effectively living on borrowed money until you do?”

First, I’ll point out that yes, many people do borrow to invest. People borrow to start businesses.

But even if one is not prone to borrowing to invest, this argument is a good example of the sunk cost fallacy. I may not borrow money to invest, but the situation is not one where I have not borrowed money. Once you have a loan and cannot get out of it easily (i.e. you wish to keep the house), you pick the option that gives you the greatest expected returns.

I would not borrow money to go on a vacation, either. Yet most homeowners will spend money on vacations while under a mortgage. We do not see this as strange. It is no different if you decide to invest it.

Of all the reasons cited above, this is the only one that struck me as plain invalid.

[1]	All this analysis was done in a Jupyter notebook. The archive has all the data as well. I’ve also uploaded an HTML version of the notebook with more plots. You can find a more detailed explanation of all the calculations, with associated equations used.

[2]	My specific sources were http://data.okfn.org/data/core/s-and-p-500#data and http://dqydj.net/sp-500-return-calculator/

[3]	I’m not entirely sure I calculated the reinvestment of dividends properly. I used a method in one of the links, and the results were similar. Any other interpretation I could come up with from the Shiller data resulted in higher returns, so I stuck with this as a conservative estimate.

Study Notes In The Information Age

2015-12-06T00:00:00-08:00

It has been a long time since I was a college student. In those days I took all my notes in the classroom with a notebook. One notebook for each course.

Looking back at the experience, this had some down sides:

Some of what I wrote down was “useless”. Things I thought were important/relevant to the subject but were not. This includes noting down homework deadlines, class policies, etc.
Some of my notes were not extensive enough, but I did not have room on the paper to add to a particular subject. So I would place the extra details on a completely different page, leading to a disorganized collection of notes.
My notes were not the neatest nor the most organized. They would often follow the order the instructor taught it, which may not be the best for my own reviewing purposes.
- Diligent students would take the time to rewrite their notes at the end of day or week, and would then only use the rewritten notes to study. I should have done this, but I generally did not: Too time consuming.
- Parenthetically, I must point out that doing this is really a good idea if you want to understand the material well!

Do you see a common theme in these? It’s basically: Once you’ve written something in a notebook, it is very hard to modify it!

We live in the information age, with easy access to computers. Shouldn’t I have used a computer for my notes?

Digital Notes in My Era

In my day, some students would bring their laptops to work and take notes with it. I don’t think many did well with this approach:

Too many distractions with instant messaging and web browsing.
Typing and editing notes on the fly in the classroom was not easy:
1. Equations are hard to write down quickly. Some students insisted on using LaTeX. Seriously? It was a pain just to make an itemized list!
2. Diagrams are hard to draw on a computer.

This can be solved easily: Write on paper, and later in the day write up more organized notes on the computer. I did try this for a short while. All I can say is, LaTeX was still time consuming. I gave up quickly.

I still have many of my notebooks. How many times have I consulted them since I graduated?

Zero.

This is depressing.

Enter Org Mode

Org Mode was a game changer in so many ways. When it comes to authoring documents, it has a very simple markup language. Furthermore, it integrates well with LaTeX. In fact, once I learned Org Mode, I never wrote a LaTeX document from scratch. I would write it in Org Mode, and export to .tex.

With Org Mode and Emacs:

You can write formulae much quicker than in plain LaTeX. Greek symbols can be written with a simple keystroke. As an example, if you want to write the character $\beta$, you type ` + b.
You get instant feedback on equations: With a keystroke, Emacs replaces the equation with an image of the equation.
Images are trivial. Just make a “link” to the image file, and you can get Emacs to display it in the editing window.
You rarely need to type any LaTeX command. If you have custom LaTeX you would like to use, Org mode lets you enter it.

Attempts With Org Mode

While working, I decided to learn some Machine Learning, as well as review my statistics. I watched Andrew Ng’s lectures at Stanford, as well as took his Coursera course.

So I put Org mode to the test.

How did it turn out?

On the surface, it worked well, but I still felt it lacking. There’s still the same problem of not being able to draw easily on a computer.

If you’re curious: This file is the final PDF. And this is the Org mode source that generated it.

New Attempt: Pseudo-Blogging

I wasn’t completely satisfied with the Org Mode approach.

Then an idea struck me.

This blog is produced using Pelican. It is a static site generator. You write your articles in a format like Markdown, provide some metadata (dates, tags, etc), and Pelican will generate all the HTML needed.

So I thought: Why not utilize it for study notes?

I decided to take a few algorithm courses from Coursera and put it to the test.

Pelican supports reStructuredText.

With appropriate plugins, it supports LaTeX equations.

You can see the results here.

This worked quite well. I managed to write most of the notes as the course progressed. That impressed me.

Some notes about it:

With tags, I need not limit the site to one subject. If I decide to study economics, I tag the articles as economics. Then I click the economics link to see all economics related notes.
I can put it online and access it anywhere.
For ordering, I piggyback on the dates. The dates are not necessarily the dates I wrote the material.
How did I solve the issue of figures and diagrams? I used the Photo Transfer App. I draw on a white board, take a picture, and quickly transfer it to my computer. Fortunately, it automatically gives you a scaled down version of the image - I wouldn’t want 8 Megapixel images on the site. Saves me one extra step.
reStructuredText supports entering source code, with appropriate syntax highlighting.

Is it perfect? No. Is it good enough? Probably. One nice thing is that Pelican is extensible with plugins. Will I ever write one to improve this? Not sure. There needs to be a balance between utilizing and optimizing.

I am curious how others have managed taking their digital notes.

Luminosity Masks in Darktable

2015-01-06T00:00:00-08:00

When I first got into photoediting, I started off with the free software GIMP. I was a student and couldn’t afford Adobe Photoshop. While GIMP had/has shortcomings, and as much as people like to denigrate it, it was (and likely still is), the best general purpose photoediting tool after Photoshop. I don’t think the other commercial options are as good.

Years ago when I bought my DSLR, my focus switched to RAW development, which GIMP is not well suited to. I started using RAW tools, and if I needed to do serious touchups, I’d open the exported image in GIMP. However, my primary editing remained in the RAW workflow.

Over a year ago, I switched to the excellent free RAW development tool Darktable. I can’t say enough positive things about it. Also, now that life is a lot busier, I rarely use GIMP. After using Darktable and other RAW tools, doing just about anything in GIMP seems like a major pain. Yes, GIMP is a lot more powerful, but I am finally feeling the pain others have complained about. Most of my GIMP usage these days is when I intend to submit a photo to a competition and need to clean up the little details.

I was never a GIMP expert, and recently stumbled upon Pat David’s blog. I learned much from his articles, and I keep wondering whether I should return to GIMP to use his techniques.

I recently read his post on luminosity masks. I tried it on some photos in GIMP and was very impressed. Why doesn’t Darktable have this feature? I posted a request on the darktable mailing list. Soon after, I was informed darktable can do this using parametric masks. This was embarrassing as I actually use these masks all the time - just not in the best way possible.

So I thought I’d post a quick tutorial on using parametric masks in Darktable to get luminosity masks. First, I strongly suggest you read Pat David’s posts and thoroughly understand what’s going on.

If you didn’t understand it, a quick and simplistic explanation follows. Normally, if we make a selection and, say, adjust the brightness dramatically in that selection, we get an ugly transition near the edge of the selection:

The quick solution to this was to use a feathered selection. Feathering simply makes the transition less sharp:

Better, but still too sharp a transition. You can feather it even more if you wish.

What luminosity masks do is let you select regions in your image in proportion to their brightness. So the L layer in Pat’s article fully selects completely bright pixels, and only partially selects pixels that are half as bright, and doesn’t select pixels that are not bright at all. When you now brighten the image, the effect of the brightening is greatest on the brightest pixels, and least on the darkest pixels. There are no sharp transitions like what I have in my screenshots above.

In that sense, some refer to these masks as self-feathering.

So how can we do this in Darktable?

Consider the following image:

Let’s say I want to brighten it. Let me apply an aggressive curve:

The result is:

Let’s use this as a “control” for the effect of luminosity masks.

The L mask

Using Pat’s technique, let’s look at the L mask in GIMP:

Brighter areas mean they are “more” selected. This means any operation we perform on the image will be applied more on the brighter pixels.

How do we get this in Darktable?

Go to the Tone Curve module, set blend to parametric mask. Now comes the important part: In the Input sliders, select the top left triangle and move it all the way to the right:

The resulting mask looks like:

So what did I do here? To fully understand it, you should read the parametric masks page in the Darktable manual. By sliding the upper left triangle all the way to right, I told it to fully select the brightest pixels, not select the darkest pixels, and do a linear interpolation for all the intermediate pixels (so a 50% bright pixel is “half” selected).

Another way of looking at it: Apply the module to all the pixels, but apply an opacity on each pixel depending on its luminosity.

So how does the image look with the same curve?

The D Mask

To create the D mask, Pat selected the whole image, and subtracted the L channel from it.

In Darktable, we simply do the opposite of what we did for the L mask. We now move the top right triangle to the extreme left:

The mask now looks like:

The result of the curve:

The M Mask

What about medium? Let’s try:

Here we moved both the upper triangles to the center.

The resulting image is:

This is too strong! If I do the same using Pat’s luminosity masks in GIMP, I get:

This is not as strong as the Darktable version. What went wrong?

If we read Pat’s description, what he does is intersect the D and L channels. This results in the middle bright pixel only being 50% selected. In our Darktable version, we have it 100% selected. So we compensate by setting the opacity to 50% and we get very similar results to GIMP.

The resulting mask is:

The Other Masks

What about the DD mask?

This is obtained by subtracting the L channel from the D mask. The equivalent mask in Darktable is:

This is the same as the D mask, but notice I moved the lower right triangle half way to the left. This has the effect that anything that is more than 50% bright will not be selected at all.

The resulting mask is:

If we wanted DDD, we’d move the lower triangle two thirds of the way instead of half.

Technical Details

Why did this work? Let’s jump into the math:

Let the luminosity of a pixel be denoted by $l_{p}$. A value of 1 means fully bright, 0 means fully dark, and 0.5 means 50% bright.

In the L mask, $l_{p}$ gives the percentage selection directly (1 means fully selected, 0.5 means half selected, etc).

To get the D mask, we select the whole image (which means each pixel is fully selected), and subtract the luminosity from it. Thus, in the D mask, the “selectedness” is $1-l_{p}$. So if $l_{p}$ was very bright (close to 1), it is now barely selected, as $1-l_{p}$ will be a small number close to 0. Similarly, if it was originally very dark (close to 0), $1-l_{p}$ is now close to 1 and it is almost fully selected.

Does my Darktable D mask translate to the same thing? Yes, as I believe Darktable does a linear interpolation.

What about the DD mask? Pat obtained it by subtracting the $L$ channel from the $D$ channel. In terms of our equations, this is just $1-2l_{p}$. Note that if $l_{p}\ge 0.5$, (greater than 50% brightness), then $1-2l_{p}\le 0$, which means it is not selected at all. Only pixels less than 50% brightness are selected in this mask.

Again, my Darktable DD mask translates to the same mask, as I cut it off at 0.5. Since Darktable uses linear interpolation, the slope from 0.5 to 0 will be double the slope I had in $D$. Hence, the factor of 2 in $1-2l_{p}$.

I’m assuming the M mask translates as well but I’m not 100% sure what the algorithm GIMP uses to perform intersection.

Summary

So there you have it: Luminosity masks in Darktable. I wish I had figured this out earlier, as I usually used parametric masks to have sharp edges, and would feather by blurring the mask, which is not nearly as effective!

My one hope is that some day Darktable will add the option to have presets for parametric masks, so that I can just store all these as presets rather than repeatedly applying them for every module individually.

Bird Watching

2013-03-15T00:00:00-07:00

A friend of mine recently took his bird watching hobby to another level. Armed with a 400mm lens, a scope and a sturdy tripod, he and his wife scour the local area for birds. The absence of leaves makes it easier to find them. [1]

I met up with them a few times when they’re about to wrap up their exploits for the day. They kindly let me peer through their equipment. I can see [2] the appeal of the hobby. Watching the birds move and interact through the scope reminded me of nature documentaries I’d seen. Which then made me think of my smartphone.

My first thought was to capture an image of a bald eagle. I didn’t really expect placing my silly smartphone on a scope lens would work. But then I got this:

Then later on I thought “Why the heck am I limiting myself to static images?”

The first video is of a hummingbird in its nest. The videos are overexposed - probably due to the camera overcompensating for darkness of the eyepiece guard. At the regular setting you couldn’t see anything - these are stopped down by two f-stops - the most my camera software would allow me to go.

The original videos are not as stable as what you see here. It’s hard to keep your hand steady. Youtube has a nice stabilization feature. I’ve defaulted the videos to the top quality. If it’s too slow feel free to view at a lower rate.

[1]	The birds, not my friends.

[2]	No pun intended.

The Perils of Watching TED Talks

2012-12-21T00:00:00-08:00

First, watch this TED talk about oxytocin - the “moral molecule”:

Then watch this segment of another TED talk:

A Guide to Midnight Commander

2012-12-18T00:00:00-08:00

In the old days of DOS there used to be a great graphical, but text based, file manager called Norton Commander.

These days the name “Norton” attached to any software product causes people to shudder. In those days, though, everything Peter Norton touched turned to gold. Even after selling Peter Norton Computing to Symantec, they still produced great products. However, they never survived the transition to Windows. Pity.

Even in the Windows era I’d switch to booting into command line mode and running Norton Commander. To this day I’ve not found a better file management utility.

When I installed Linux, I was pleasantly surprised to discover a clone of Norton Commander called Midnight Commander. Clearly, I was not the only fan of Norton’s file utility!

And thus I stuck to Linux. Midnight Commander is available in most Linux distributions and I have a habit of screaming at the system administrator of any shell account I have if it’s not installed.

Not everyone had the “pleasure” of dealing with DOS, and thus there are plenty of Linux users (including advanced ones) who don’t know about Midnight Commander. I always cringe when I see a fairly sophisticated shell user try to compose a complicated command to do a task that would be easy in Midnight Commander. Furthermore, I feel Linux newbies would benefit from using it as well - it’s not just for power users.

And it really is better than any other graphical file management utility.

So I wrote the Midnight Commander Guide. It’s written using Org Mode which exports to Beamer and is meant to be viewed in “Presentation Mode” of your PDF viewer. The repository does have a (poor) HTML export. If anyone wishes to clean it up, feel free to do so.

Merriam Webster is Rolling in his Grave. Literally.

2012-08-22T00:00:00-07:00

From the Merriam Webster online dictionary:

Definition of LITERALLY

in a literal sense or manner : actually. took the remark literally, was literally insane

in effect : virtually. will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice - Norman Cousins

When it comes to language, I’m not a purist. Languages evolve. However, adding the second definition of literally into the dictionary is about as ridiculous as one can get. Now when someone uses the word literally, you can’t tell if (s)he means it literally, or literally.

What’s next—-claiming moot means ‘irrelevant’?

The 2004 Transit of Venus

2012-06-02T00:00:00-07:00

The upcoming transit of Venus across the sun is often mentioned in the news these days. It’s a rare event—-the next one will occur over a century from now. The last one, though, was only 8 years ago.

Back then, observatories across the world had “live” webcasts of the event. These were not video streams, but still frames taken every minute or so.

I was in grad school in those days and decided to write a script that would save those frames on to my computer. What you see below are videos from those frames—-taken from different observatories:

You can find smoother videos on Youtube.

I toyed with the idea of doing the same for this year’s transit. However, all the observatories I look at are streaming video, and no doubt the Internet will be full of such videos. It’s just not fun now that bandwidth is cheap. The Internet really has changed a lot since 2004!

Michael Hart Has Passed Away

2011-09-08T00:00:00-07:00

I just learned that Michael Hart, founder of Project Gutenberg has passed away.

I met him once in April of 2006. He gave an overview talk on Project Gutenberg in the building I worked in on campus. I assumed they had flown him over for the talk and was surprised to discover he was a native of the town and that my campus was the birth place of Project Gutenberg. Even more surprising was birth date: July 4th, 1971. I had no idea how much it predated the Web.

His talk was very animated and timely—-Google Books was new on the scene, and while no device using e-ink displays had been launched, there were commercial ebook readers on the market. Not surprisingly, copyright was a big theme in his talk.

I had always known of Project Gutenberg—-it had been one of the earliest web sites on the Internet. While I always lauded their goals, I questioned the site’s utility. I’d never been able to read texts on my computer for long periods of time, and never imagined anything replacing the joys of a physical book.

After the talk I expressed my sentiments to him. I was pleasantly surprised to find out he and I shared a number of similar preferences when it came to computers. He understood the concern about reading on computer screens, and had put a lot of effort into optimizing the experience. Like me, he preferred reading long passages of text on a monospace terminal font—-white text on a black background. His preferred web browser was Lynx, which I was also very fond of, and often used when reading lots of documentation on the web.

“You give me some hope,” I said. “But I’m not a laptop person. [1] With a physical book I can sit and read anywhere, whereas otherwise I’d have to sit on an uncomfortable chair staring at the computer.”

“Try one of the handheld PDA’s,” was his response. “You can get a used one for fairly cheap these days.”

I initially balked at the thought. Growing up in the days before rechargeable batteries could retain much power, I disliked most battery operated tools. Nevertheless, given our common tastes, if it worked for him, then it could for me.

I had an old Sony Clie sitting around—-I had bought it in 2002 and never really put it to much use. I went to the Project Gutenberg web site and downloaded Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle [2] as well as The Arabian Nights.

And it really wasn’t a pain to read. Still not as good as a physical book, but much better than reading on a computer screen. I began to carry it around with me—-there was never a shortage of boring lectures I could choose to read it in. [3]

We exchanged a few emails over the next two months. He was nice enough to volunteer to lend me some of his PDA’s that he had sitting around. I found out he lived within walking distance of me. I had always planned to take him out for lunch to have further conversations with him (he really was one of those intellectually stimulating characters). Alas, I never got around to it, and it will never be.

Last November I bought a Sony ebook reader. [4] I like to think it would never have happened had he not urged me to try reading on a PDA. Since then I’ve read a few books from Project Gutenberg.

Project Gutenberg had been his life and career. Five days before his passing he announced that he had accepted a job in Hawaii and would try to hand over Project Gutenberg to others, citing his health as a factor. Having lived a very frugal existence, he did not have the best access to medical care.

I do hope whoever takes over the project does so with the same zeal as he did.

[1]	I’m still not.

[2]	He was also the author of the book There Will Be Blood is based on. This guy really hated capitalism.

[3]	I never did finish reading either one. The Jungle was good, but not great. And The Arabian Nights is really in need of a translation with liberties taken. Another headache is that the Clie’s internal memory is reset if your battery ever runs out. A royal pain.

[4]	My first purchase on a Black Friday sale.

Beetle Space

All the Movies I’ve Ever Watched

Orthogonal

My Vibe Coded Projects in 2025

Table of Contents

Daily Show Clips Transcripts

Scraping My Payslips

IMDB Voting History

IMDB Top 250

Proxy Server To Rotate Tokens

MCP for Github CI

MCP for Jira

Extract Email Addresses of All the People I Ever Sent An Email To (at Work)

Quarterly Financial Statements of Public Companies

Nurse Calls

Elisp for Task Management

HN Comment Feedback

Em-Dash Blog

The Wild Robot Audio Book (With Icons!)

Conclusion(s)

A Proclamation Regarding the Restoration of the Dash

Pelican on a Bike - Raytracer Edition

Claude Sonnet 3.7

Claude Sonnet 4

Claude Sonnet 4.5

Claude Opus 4

Claude Opus 4.1

Claude Opus 4.5

Gemini 2.5 Flash

Gemini 2.5 Pro

GPT-5 Nano

GPT-5 Mini

GPT-5

GPT-5.1 Codex

GPT-5.1 Chat

GPT-5.1

GPT-5.2

Update on the “Egg”

Footnotes

Insights a 25 Year Old Movie Can Give Us on LLMs

“Every Hard Drive I’ve Owned Has Been Larger Than All My Previous Ones Combined”

The Jujutsu Effect

Gemini Figured Out My Nephew’s Name

Fictional Non-fiction?

An Appeal to Documentation Owners

I Had a Sad Feeling For a Moment …

“Fortunately, My Learning Turned Out to be Profitable”

The Unexpected Benefit of Consuming Articles Offline

Footnotes

Adding Fediverse Comments to My Static Site

Just Present the First Draft!

Ranking the Hugo and Nebula Award Winners and Nominees

Novels

Novellas

Footnotes

“Reading” Articles via Podcast Software

Footnotes

Latent Spoilers

Footnote

LLM Assisted Moderation

Enforcing Forum Rules

Real World Implementation

Who Pays For This?

Did He Read The Article?

Who Pays For This?

Embarrassingly Not Properly Reading The Comment I Was Replying To

Cleaning Up Speech Recognition with GPT

20 Years of Gentoo

My History With Linux

Prehistory: 1980’s-2001

Mandrake Linux: 2001

Discontent: 2001-2003

Gentoo: 2003-current

Why Gentoo?

Source Based

Competition with LFS and Slackware

Learning

USE Flags

Init System

The Gentoo Community